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"I smoke a blunt ta take the pain out and if i wasn't high, probably try and blow my brains out, i'm hopeless they shoulda tried to kill me as a baby but , now they got me trapped in that storm,i'm goin crazy forgive me they wanna see me in my casket and if i don't blast i'll be a victim of tha bastards"- Tupac


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	Why are the Japanese so smart? > No blondes. What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? > Introduce herself. What's the difference between a blond and a 747? > Not everyone's been on a 747. What's the definition of a metallurgist? > A man who can tell if a platinum blonde is virgin metal or common ore. What's a brunette's mating call? > "Is that blonde bitch gone yet?" What's a blonde's mating call? > "I'm sooooo drunk." What's another blonde mating call? > "Next." What's a blonde's idea of natural child birth? > Absolutely no make-up. What's a blonde's idea of dental floss? > Pubic hair. What was the blonde surgeon's claim to fame? > She performed the world's first successful hemorrhoid transplant. What is the difference between an intelligent blonde and Bigfoot? > Bigfoot's been sighted. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde? > You get to park in the Handicapped Zone. What have you gotten when you line up ten blondes ear to ear? > A wind tunnel. What happened when the blonde got locked in the car? > Her blond boyfriend had to use a clothes hanger to get her out. What does a blonde think 7-11 is? > An emergency number. What does a blonde say after you blow in her ear? > "Thanks for the refill." What does a blonde say after sex? > "So, are all you guys on the same team?" What do you get when you mate a blonde with a Gang member? > A kid who spraypaints his name on a chain link fence. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a blonde? > A three-quarter ton pick-up. What do you call twenty blondes in a circle? > A dope ring. What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen? > Far from thinking. What do you call a skeleton in your closet? > A blonde that won last years hide-and-seek contest! What do you call a group of blondes in the freezer? > Frosted Flakes. What do you call a brunette between two blondes? > An interpreter. What do you call a blonde with half a brain? > Gifted. What do you call a blonde with ESP that suffers from PMS?? > A bitch that knows it all!!! What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brown? > Artificial Intelligence. What do you call a blonde on the university campus? > A visitor! What do blondes and dog shit have in common? > The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? > They're both empty from the neck up. What did the blonde say when the doctor told her she was pregnant? > "Are you sure it's mine?" What did the blonde say as the sod truck passed her? > When I'm rich, I'm gonna have my lawn sent out to be mowed too. What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? > Went looking for the three guys. What did the Blond do when she wanted a personalized licence plate? > She changed her name to "ZRF-542". What does a smart blond have in common with UFO's?? > You always hear about them, but never see one. How do you put a twinkle in a blonds eyes! > Shine a flashlight in her ear. Why can't blonds breast feed their babies? > It hurts when they boil their nipples