Volume 1 - Issue 2 [October 2003]



Stellar Advice
Stellar Advice


The Kailiauk: Month Of En'Kara (The First Turning)
(Urth dates: Aries (Ram) March 21–April 19)
Kailiauks tend to be headstrong and deliberate in their actions this month.
Free Men: This month, You are doing things Your way. Basically you don't care about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less.
Free Women: You have an air of bitterness about You this month. You would be likely to masturbate at a Free Championship Ceremony this month.
Slaves: you seem to have this miss thang attitude this month. Be careful, metals bars of a cage are something that might have to match your attire this month

The Bosk: Month Of Hesius
(Urth dates: Taurus (Bull): April 20–May 20)
Warm and caring are the most endearing characteristics this month of the bosk and they really need to express those deep down inside feelings to S.someone.
Free Men: Pull Yourself together this month. You hardly ever wear Your leathers anymore and it’s not because You are seeing lots of action in the furs. Because You are a Gorean Man does not mean You can be lazy.
Free Women: Warm and caring, not frigid and emotionless. Don’t be afraid to reach and out and touch Someone – as long as it isn’t a male slave of course.
Slaves: you find yourself getting along well with more Free than you normally do. This is either because you are bisexual or they know you are a slut.

Se-Sa: Month of Camerius (Ar)/ Selnar (Ko-ro-ba)
(Urth dates: Gemini (Twins): May 21–June 20)
This month, se-sas are quick and intelligent thinkers. That doesn’t mean that they are going to make the right decisions.
Free Men: Why is your slave wearing tattered rags? And don’t say it is because You enjoy it. This month You are a cheap bastard.
Free Women: You are inclined to expect too much for too little. Not that this is a change from Your usual behaviour, it is just more prominent this month.
Slaves: Don’t let the quick thinking go to your head. Or you might find yourself in the iron bar attire with your kailiauk friends.

The Rennel: Month of En`Var (The First Resting)
(Urth dates: Cancer (Crab): June 21–July 22)
This month rennels are sympathetic and understanding to other people’s problems, which makes them a sucker.
Free Men: You are always putting things off this month. Your slave isn’t going to get anymore heated if You leave her in heat. Actually, she’ll just go fur Someone else.
Free Women: As much as Your efforts to try and empathize with the problems of the slaves pay off for You this much, don’t empathize to much or You might get a shiny new necklace.
Slaves: Don’t let other slaves walk all over you this month. That is what the Free are for.

The Larl: Fifth Month
(Urth dates: Leo (Lion): July 23–Aug. 22)
This month, larls consider themselves a born leader. Most larls are bullies.
Free Men: This month Your arrogance is disgusting. Others think you're an idiot but don’t have the balls to tell it to Your face. A great month to do something stupid. Everyone is already laughing at You.
Free Women: You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. This is really no different than any other month for You.
Slaves: Having the IQ of an urt is not going to get you into the Free of your dreams ko-lar any faster. Take the reigns of leadership and poison Their drink and drag them off to the furs to show them the biggest slut in the land.

The Whitesilk: Sixth Month
(Urth dates: Virgo (Virgin): Aug. 23–Sept. 22)
This month the whitesilk is the logical type and hates disorder. This nitpicking is sickening to their friends.
Free Men: This would be a good month to look into the newest Caste of Gor, The Pimp. Your slaves could earn You lots of money in the furs this month if You think about it logically – it’s not that hard to figure out.
Free Woman: You are cold and unemotional this month. Sorry to disappoint but this is not really any different than any other month. You and the larl FW will have much in common.
Slaves: This month the stars hope you get out of those whites to experience the ture lifestyle of a kajira – if not, sucks to be you.

The Weight Stones: Month of Se'Kara (The Second Turning)
(Urth dates: Libra (Scales): Sept. 23–Oct. 22)
This month, the weight stones are the forgiving type and don't bear grudges. The stars hope Y.you didn’t have Y.your hopes up for balance this month. Y.you have to be forgiving for a reason.
Free Men: This is a great month not to piss anymore people off than necessary. You don’t have many F.friends as it is. Don’t make the situation worse.
Free Women: This month, You are the artistic type and don’t have any way to profit from Your skills. Too bad.
Slaves: This month your hormones are all out of whack. Have you been taking your slave wine? Better get to a Physician or Healer a.s.a.p. .

The Ost: Eighth Month
(Urth dates: Scorpio (Scorpion): Oct. 23–Nov. 21)
The worst of the lot this month. The ost are shrewd and cannot be trusted this month.
Free Men: Watch Your back this month. Someone has paid someone to kill You. Try to sleep better at night.
Free Women: Don’t let the fact that You cannot be trusted this month get You down. You still have cold and emotionless going for You.
Slaves: This month, you base the number of Free you have furred as the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics.

The Rarius: Ninth Month
(Urth dates: Sagittarius (Archer): Nov. 22–Dec. 21)
This month, the rarius is optimistic and enthusiastic. They have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since they have no talent this month.
Free Men: This is a great month to drink in a tavern. All month long. It’s probably what You are best at anyways.
Free Women: You are the romantic mushy type this month, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are also most likely to get ko-lared this month.
Slaves: Try to become something worthwhile this month. Even if it is just working on your blowjob technique – there’s no need to be an absolute waste of space this month.

The Verr: Month of Se`Var (The Second Resting)
(Urth dates: Capricorn (Goat): Dec. 22–Jan. 19)
This month, the verr is conservative and are afraid of taking risks - basically a piece of trembling bosk dung.
Free Men: This is a great month to spar a few times. You will probably loose. Everyone will laugh.
Free Women: It’s good for You to be conservative this month. In fact, it’s good for You to be conservative all months.
Slaves: This is not a good month to enter any sort of contests. Especially dancing contests. This month you have two left feet – wait, how is that different from any other month?

The Thassa: Eleventh Month
(Urth dates: Aquarius (Water Bearer): Jan. 20–Feb. 18)
Thassas have a vivid imagination and often think an Assassin is following them this month. Fun times.
Free Men: You have a minor influence on your friends this month, and people resent you for flaunting your power.
Free Women: This month You will resent the slaves for their, well, everything.
Slaves: This month, you lack confidence and it shows. Just give up trying to please Free this month and join your whitesilk sisters.

The Lelt: Twelfth Month
(Urth dates: Pisces (Fish): Feb. 19–March 20)
This month, the lelt is the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice.
Free Men: You feel optimistic this month and decide to try something new. Too bad You will be terrible at it.
Free Women: You try to be an optimist this month, but You know that O.others understand it is hard to think half-full when there is so much sexual frustration in Your life.
Slaves: Although you really want to be disrespectful, mouthy, and sneering this month – no matter how optimistic Your owner is this month, this isn’t going to win your any brownie points.


Note: Please take these in the humorous way which they were intended. It is not Ka'sra Times intent to offend A/anyone. These Gorean style horoscopes were put together by melina{WPT}~R~.


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