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REVIEWS
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UPDATES

Thursday January 8 2009
Holy crap it's been a while
New reviews for:
Angel (1984)
Apocalypse: Caught In The Eye Of The Storm (1998)
Gymkata (1985)
Judge Dredd (1995)
The Omega Code (1999)
The Ruins (2008)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
Transformers (2007)

Monday, January 28, 2008
TOTALLY SHIT-TASTIC MR. BUN NEWS
New reviews for:
The Art Of Dying (1991)
Fantastic 4: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007)
Hobgoblins (1988)
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
Scanners (1981)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
300 (2007)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)

Saturday, May 19, 2007
New reviews for:
Death Machines (1976)
Live Feed (2006)
The Mailman (2004)
Man's Best Friend (1993)
Motor Home Massacre (2005)
Scream Blacula Scream (1973)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Zardoz (1974)

Friday, Dec. 29, 2006
New reviews for:
Children Of The Corn (1984)
The Omen (2006)
Seed Of Chucky (2004)

Tuesday, May 23, 2006
New reviews for:
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
The Da Vinci Code (2006)
Dragon Storm (2004)
Ginger Snaps III: Ginger Snaps Back (2004)
House Of Wax (2005)
No Such Thing (2001)
See No Evil (2006)
Suspect Zero (2004)
Undead (2003)
Uzumaki (2000)
Horrormetal updates for:
Akercocke
Altar
Amoral
Anaal Nathrakh
Arsebreed

Bloodthorn
The Bronx Casket Co.

Cathedral
Cemetary
Children Of Bodom

Deceased
Frightmare
Funerot

Intense Hammer Rage
Mortician
Napalm Death
The Project Hate MCLXVI
Static-X
Sundown

Therapy?
Thorazine

Widow

Saturday, May 6, 2006
New reviews for:
An American Werewolf In London (1981)
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

Wednesday, May 3, 2006
New reviews for:
Cujo (1983)
Immortel (ad vitam) (2004)

Friday, April 28, 2006
New review for:
Silent Hill (2006)

Thursday, April 6, 2006
New reviews for:
The Amityville Horror (1979)
The Amityville Horror (2005)
Into The Sun (2005)

Thursday, Mar. 30, 2006
New reviews for:
Beowulf & Grendel (2005)
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
V For Vendetta (2005)

Tuesday, Mar. 7, 2006
New review for:
Ultraviolet (2006)

Monday, Mar. 6, 2006
New reviews for:
Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath Of The Dragon God (2005)
Fire And Ice (1983)
Shallow Ground (2004)

Sunday, Mar. 5, 2006
New reviews for:
The Bunker (2001)
Hellraiser: Deader (2005)
High Tension (2003)
Riding The Bullet (2004)
Saw II (2005)
Horrormetal updates for:
Behemoth
The Berzerker
Beseech

Cea Serin
Deeds Of Flesh
Eidolon
Godkiller
GWAR

Impious
Rob Johnson
Kataklysm
Keep Of Kalessin
The Kovenant

Lunaris
Marduk
Mercenary
Mortician

November 17
Order Of The Ebon Hand
Pain
Soul Demise
Tomahawk
White Zombie

Monday, Feb. 13, 2006
New reviews for:
Doom (2005)
Tron (1982)
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