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| This is a page for educating the ignorant of the powers of the R and an introduction to my extraordinary gifts. I survived 5 strenuous years of web design school and, I think it shows on this site. Please refrain from sending me compliments as I am already flooded with flattering emails. |
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| Universal Type R logo taken from my rare cap of which there is only 5 known to exist in the world and 3 are on display in museums. |
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| You are fudge-packer number |
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| CLICK BELOW FOR SURPRISE PICS |
| IF YOU SEE FLASHING STARS, YOU HAVE ENTERED THE FLASH VERSION OF THIS SITE |
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| You may be asking yourself, "Why have I been so fortunate to see such a sweet site?". Well the answer is, it just had to come out sooner or later. DaVinci had to do the Mona Lisa, I had to do this. |
| Why should you give a rat's tiny ass about the R? Well, one of these days, you'll find yourself at a redlight with one beside you and no matter how much wheaties you ate that day, you're gonna get spanked! |
| Don't try this with your car unless it's an R! |
| Thank you for visiting this site, please check back monthly for updates. |
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