A-1 "All Me All The Time"

A-2 "All This And Brains Too!"

A-3 "Into Aromatherapy? Pull My Finger."

A-4 "Built For Comfort Not For Speed"

A-5 "Chocolate Coffee Men All are Better When Rich"

A-6 "I Am Successfully Avoiding My Potential !"

B-1 "CIA - Cranky Insecure Adult"

B-2 "Bite Me !!!"

B-3 "All-Star"

B-4 "Awsome"

B-5 "I'm A Band Parent"

B-6 "BOO"

C-1 "Birthday Girl 1"

C-2 "Birthday Girl 2"

C-3 "I Have A Baby Sister"

C-4 "I Have A Baby Brother"

C-5 "I'm A Band Parent"

C-6 "American Ends In I CAN"

D-1 "Computer Whiz"

D-2 "Do I Seem Self Centered Or Is It Just Me?"

D-3 "Friends Don't Let Drunk Friends Karaoke"

D-4 "I Didn't Say It Was Your Fault....."

D-5 "I Don't Have An Attitude Problem....."

D-6 "I Have A Drinking Problem, I Can't Afford It"

E-1 "I Know You Have A Thing For Me....."

E-2 "My Imaginary Friend Thinks You Have Mental Problems !"

E-3 "I'm Busy, Your Ugly, Have A Nice Day !"

E-4 "You Look Like Shit. Is That The Style Now?"

E-5 "I'm Still Hot... it Just Comes in Flashes Now."

E-6 "I Need Sombody Bad. Are You Somebody Bad?"

F-1 "I See Drunk People !"

F-2 "Jesus Loves You, It's Everyone Else That Thinks You're An Ass!"

F-3 "My Life May Be Strange But At Least It's Not Boring"

F-4 "People Like You Are The Reason....."

F-5 "My Mind Is Made Up, Don't Confuse Me With Facts"

F-6 "And Which Dwarf Are You?"

G-1 "Normal People Scare Me !"

G-2 "I'm In No Shape To Exercise."

G-3 "People Like You Are The Reason That People Like Me....."

G-4 "I'll Try Being Nicer If You Try Being Smarter!"

G-5 "PMS 24/7 Now....What Was It You Were Going To Say?"

G-6 "Reality Is An Illusion Caused By Lack Of Alcohol."

H-1 "Hey Saddam.... Bite Me !!!"

H-2 "See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Date No Evil."

H-3 "Aw, Did I Step On Your Poor Little Bity Ego?"

H-4 "There's Too Much Blood In My Alcohol System."

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