Edge X vs. Blizzard vs. Jaygo vs. Weapon X

Gambit vs. Caesar Maniac
retirement match

Troy Zodiac: Welcome, Folks, TO NEOBURN....THE TORMENT OF TUESDAY NIGHT!!! As always, I'm your host Troy Zodiac, and if you'll look to my left, you'll notice that I'm joined by the walking legend, Insomnia....Who will participate in a three way dance with Kyle Christian and EWA Heavyweight Champion Predator later on tonight. Welcome, Insomnia....

Insomnia: Thanks Troy...It's your Pleasure, and you can call me Wolfie.

Troy: Allright, Wolfie...Before we get started, let me ask you a question....

Insomnia: Shoot...

Troy: Concerning your match tonight...Who do you think will walk out wearing the EWA Heavyweight Belt? We all know the heat between you and Kyle Christian. And your history with Predator certainly shows that theres no love loss between you two. And considering Predator is in part responsible for your partner Buzzards recent injury....Well...Do you think you'll be able to cut it?

Insomnia: What do you think?

Troy: Well I thi---

Insomnia: IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!! See...For three years now, Kyle Christian has done anything and everything he could to piss me off and take me out of the game. He's broken my leg. He's crushed my car. He's stolen my wife...but when it comes down to it....Cold Blood cant get the job done. And Predator? Well the P-Dog knows all to well what the Big Bad Wolf can do when he's in a title situation. And when you make that situation a little more dangerous by setting it inside a barbed wire cage....A match that my BEST FRIEND created and dominated....you know the Blood is gonna fly.

Troy: Well thats no doubt the truth. And speaking of Buzzard, folks....We've just recieved word that he is backstage for tonights show. What his intentions are remain unknown..But I'd say its bad news for Heavyweight Champion Predator.

Insomnia: Dont you worry about the Dirty-Bird, hoss....You'll know whats up when he's ready to tell you whats up. And thats just the way shit goes...And this is the way I go....See ya, son.

Troy: Wha....Insomnia? Well I was under the impression that Wolfie was supposed to help commentate our first match but he seems to have headed out. Umm.....We'll be right back after these short messages from....christ...from Gambit.

Cole: I'm back here with The Legendary Gambit. He told me that he has some very important words to tell the EWA concerning his future, past and present.

Gambit: Shut up Cole. You're my new bitch interviewer for the rest of whatever career I decided to forsee. I'm here for a while. However long, I don't know. What is happening is that I'm facing Caesar Maniac....Tonight! There ain't no gimmick match in this one. CM, you better know what you're getting into, cause you've never went face to face with this man. Retirement match. You named it, now you face it. I'll see you later on. No more comments you maggot.

(Gambit pushes Cole to the ground and flips off the camera. On his middle finger it reads "Mayhem Sucks")

Troy Zodiac: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Now this was the point in the show that EWA Newcomer Devon Jungle was scheduled to wrestle his debut match but apparently theres been some problems in his homeland and he was forced to fly back to wherever it is he came from. So...Instead of that, it’s now time to find out who the first ever Asylum champion here in the EWA will be. The Machine and Fallen-Angel have already entered the ring. We’re just waiting for the other four men to make their way down.

["Guerilla Radio" by Rage Against The Machine begins to play and Mystiguri comes from the back. Mystiguri walks towards the ring looking at everybody in the ring. He walks around the ring and then finally gets in.]

Troy Zodiac: Man that Yaeko is lookin’ hot as ever…what a babe.

["South Down" rumbles the arena as Paco Loco makes his way down the ramp pushing a whole dumpster full of weapons. As soon as the fans see that the start chanting "EWA, EWA, EWA."]

[The Lights brighten to a blinding white as Amazing Grace fills the arena. The Cardinal is seen only as a silhouette in his black suit as he stand on the entry way. The lights suddenly return to normal and The Cardinal makes his way toward the ring.]

Troy Zodiac: Even Cardinal is bringing down a garbage can full of weapons. This is gonna be a blood bath.

[Finally the house lights dim down to total darkness. A blood red spotlight begins shining up on the entrance. The curtains fly open as “The Asian Sex Kitten” Tiffany comes out wearing a black leather skirt, knee high leather boots, and a leather bikini top. The camera gets a good close up of her large bust as she points to the entrance and out comes Kage in his trademark black tights. He gets a mixed reaction from the crowd who doesn’t understand why he turned down Insomnia’s offer to join their group. He then reaches back behind the curtains and pulls out a shopping cart full of weapons. He smirks and shakes his head as to say, “That’s not it.” He reaches back one more time and pulls out a huge trash can full of weapons. Tiffany pushes the shopping cart as he’s pushing the trash can. The fans begin to go wild as he throws various weapons into the ring.]

Troy Zodiac: Man…Tiffany is soooo sexy too. Just imagine being in a Tiffany/Yaeko sandwich…talk about heaven.

[The bell rings…]

Troy Zodiac: We have the bell. Kage, Cardinal, and Mystiguri are staring one another down. You can tell these are the three men who have the most hatred for one another. The others are just kind of looking at each other. Here comes Paco Loco with a chair…he nails Cardinal in the back of the head causing him to fall flat to the mat. Kage starts in on Fallen-Angel, they’re duking it out. Mystiguri and Machine goin’ at it in the corner. Holy shit I don’t know if I can call this match. Wait a minute…who the hell is coming down here now? Oh great…it’s EWA CEO and owner, Joshua Wolf.

Joshua Wolf: Hey Troy…I thought I heard you from the back say something about not being able to call this match by yourself so I thought I’d give ‘ya a hand.

Troy Zodiac: Great…sometimes I dunno when to just shut up.

Joshua Wolf: I second that motion…so I’ll call this match. Let’s see we got Kage beating the hell out of Fallen-Angel with a Singapore Cain. Kage just threw Fallen-Angel over the top…he’s outta here. That’s what happens when you don’t send my booking team a strat.

Troy Zodiac: Strat??? What are you talking about?

Joshua Wolf: Nevermind that Zodiac…it’s over your head.

Troy Zodiac: Cardinal seems frustrated at Paco Loco. He goes outside and gets a chair wrapped in barb-wire. Cardinal comes in and Paco is on his feet. Card swings wildly and Paco ducks and hits him in the stomach. Card drops the chair. Loco picks up the chair and hits Card he's staggering back. He picks Card up and takes him by the top paco knees him in the stomach climbs on to the top and delivers the 187 slamming Card’s face into the chair. Paco makes the cover on Cardinal…he’s trying to pin him.

Joshua Wolf: What the hell??? What a moron he’s not supposed to try to pin the guy.

Troy Zodiac: Well the ref’s making the count. 1…2…3. I guess Cardinal’s outta here.

Joshua Wolf What??? Hey f#$k that bullsh#t…this is my company.

Troy Zodiac: Where the hell are you going?

[Wolf makes his way over to the ref who made the count and begins yelling at him. Cardinal has a stunned look on his face as he can’t believe he’s been eliminated. Wolf makes his way back to the commentator’s booth as the ref motions for Cardinal to continue.]

Troy Zodiac: What did you say to him?

Joshua Wolf: Zodiac you’re almost as stupid as Paco Loco. This match is an extreme rumble. When did you ever see a rumble where somebody was supposed to get pinned. It’s crap like this that makes me think of making prospective wrestlers take IQ tests.

Troy Zodiac: Well Paco looks pissed. He’s yelling at the ref, but it’s doing no good. Meanwhile Cardinal’s going at it with Mystiguri now.

Joshua Wolf: Hey Zodiac…look at this on the outside.

Troy Zodiac: Hey…looks like Tiffany and Yaeko are about to go at it. OH MY GOD…HERE THEY GO!!!! CATFIGHT…CATFIGHT!!!! Here come the officials to break it up. They’re making both of them head to the back.

Joshua Wolf: Dammit…every official who just broke that catfight up just lost their damn Christmas bonus.

Troy Zodiac: Bonus??? I didn’t know anything about a bonu….OH GOD…did you just hear The Machine hit Mystiguri with that shovel??? Paco Loco comes up behind Machine with a chair and racks him where it counts. He falls to the mat like a limp rag doll. Paco runs over to The Machine and throws him over the top rope. He’s gone.

Joshua Wolf: Well it’s about damn time he understood the rules.

Troy Zodiac: I think it’s a little too late. Mystiguri just nailed Paco from behind with a guitar…it’s been shattered as well as his skull. Mystiguri picks up the limp body of Paco Loco and tosses him over the ropes.

Joshua Wolf: We’re down to three people left…Kage, Cardinal, and Mystiguri. Oh man…folks if you didn’t think it was hardcore enough before…well you’re about to watch the sh#t hit the fan.

Troy Zodiac: Listen to the fans chant, “EWA” as these three men stare down one another again. Mystiguri charges Cardinal and nails him with a dropkick to the knees. Kage over to Mystiguri and a Reverse DDT on Mystiguri onto a chair. Kage picks up Cardinal and begins to kick him and does Samurai Driver to Cardinal. Cardinal gets back up and Kage with a spinning heel kick. Mystiguri rolls back out to the ring and grabs a table and slides it into the ring and sets it up. Mystiguri with a German Release Suplex to Cardinal. Kage tries to clothesline Mystiguri, but ducks it and does a Tombstone to Kage onto a chair. Mystiguri picks up Cardinal and punches him onto the table. Mystiguri with BLUE THUNDER to Cardinal through the TABLE!!! Mystiguri getting up with blood on his face and his back. He’s dominating this thing right now. He picks up Cardinal and tries to whip him into the ropes…but Cardinal reverses it…OH MYSTIGURI WITH A HANDSPRING ELBOW ONTO CARDINAL!!!

Joshua Wolf: Japanese wrestling at it’s finest…I bet Cardinal’s never seen anything like that before. Beautiful move…

Troy Zodiac: Yeah but Kage sure has…speaking of Kage he’s coming up behind Mystiguri…what’s that in his hands? THAT’S A CHEESE GRADER OH GOD!!! He’s grinding it across the head of Mystiguri. Too bad that mask doesn’t cover the top of his head. Kage is trying to hold the cheese grader up for the fans to see the blood…but Mystiguri’s bloody hair is tangled in it. Cardinal just grabbed Kage from behind…German Suplex with Kage’s neck landing right on that steel chair. Cardinal grabs the fallen and bloody Mystiguri. That cheese grader is still tangled in his hair…Cardinal’s trying to toss him over the top rope. Here comes Kage though, is that a Sega Dreamcast?

Joshua Wolf: Sure it…OH MAN…he just nailed Cardinal with it. That things in pieces man.

Troy Zodiac: Damn…Sega Dreamcast…it’s thinking. Anyways back to the action. Kage rolls to the outside and brings in a table. He folds it out and places the limp body of Cardinal on it. Kage is going up top…he gives the crowd the signal. CORKSCREW MOONSAULT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! OH MY GOD!!! What a move by Kage.

Joshua Wolf: Yeah but look at Mystiguri…he’s got that cheese grader untangled from his hair. He runs over to Kage and begins to grind it into his forhead.

Troy Zodiac: Cadinal just jumped over the top rope to the floor!! What the hell is he doing???

Joshua Wolf: Looks like he is gathering up those weapons to take back in the ring with him.

Troy Zodiac:He can't go back in, he got thrown over the top, then got back on the apron , then got off, it is the same as if he had got knocked off he eliminated himself.

Joshua Wolf: Idiot. I tell ‘ya Zodiac…I’m really gonna have to give these mandatory IQ tests a thought. It’s like I’ve got a roster full of morons.

Troy Zodiac: That bin is full again and he’s getting back in the ring. Oh no he is not the referees are stopping him, telling him to go back to the locker room he is not happy he makes to swing at one of the refs and out of nowhere swarm security guards. They escort him to the back where they struggle to get him to enter his locker room marked by a crucifix on the door. Looks like he made a big blunder tonight. Well looks like Wolf is getting up to go see if security can contain Cardinal. There must be a God. Back to the action…Kage whips Mystiguri into the ropes…Mystiguri tries another handspring elbow, but Kage catches him in mid-air. Kage with a waste lock…he tries a release German Suplex on Mystiguri through a table…but in AMAZING agility he handsprings off of it. Kage doesn’t see this and Mystiguri uses the table for a springboard as he just gave Kage a ddt through it. OH MY GOD!!!! Mystiguri rolls to the outside again and slides out another table into the ring. He sets it up. Wait a minute…what the hell is he doing…OH MY GOD HE’S SOAKING THAT TABLE IN LIGHTER FLUID. HE’S GONNA TRY TO END KAGE RIGHT NOW!!! He pulls out a lighter…AND THE TABLE IS BLAZING!!! WHAT A SICK SON OF A BITCH!!! HE HAS KAGE IN A POWERBOMB POSITION…WAIT…HERE COMES TIFFANY!!! She just nailed Mystiguri from behind with a brick.. KAGE NOW HAS MYSTIGURI IN THE POWERBOMB POSITION. HE SETS HIM UP AND OH MY GOD!!!! HE JUST POWERBOMBED MYSTIGURI THROUGH THAT FLAMING TABLE. Here comes Yaeko…she and Tiffany are going at it again…and here comes more officials to break this up. Kage gets up and sees Mystiguri motionless and in pain. Looks like it’s over folks…Kage though goes outside and folds out another table…and leaves it on the outside. What the hell??? He picks up Mystiguri…sets him up for another powerbomb….WAIT…OH NO…Kage with Mystiguri up in the air. He runs over to the ropes and…OH MY GOD…HE JUST THROUGH HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THAT TABLE!!! MYSTIGURI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED AND YOUR WINNER…AND NEW EWA ASYLUM CHAMPION IS “TOTAL ELIMINATION” KRIS KAGE!!!

Troy: What a truely amazing matchup. This next ones nothing to blink at either as four VERY dangerous men will attempt to systematically destroy eachother in a four corners match. Lets go to the ring....

[Edge X's theme music plays over the speakers, and he makes his way out with the beautiful Skye at his side. After a moment they start to walk down the aisle, but halfway down, Edge X explodes and charges the ring where he hops onto the turnbuckle and basks in the sound of the cheering crowd.-]

[-Once Skye reaches the ring, The instrumental to the Japanese Anthem plays over the arena speakers and Jaygo comes out from the back. He stops at the top of the ramp to lift his ceremonial sword and as his pyro erupts, he heads towards the ring to meet Edge X.-]

[-With two of the wrestlers in the ring, the music changes to “TwIsT” by korn. The lights start to flicker, and blue lazer-lights spin around the arena. The crowd waits in anticipation for “The ULTIMATE Chaos”, and as soon as he gets out through the curtains, the crowd goes wild. He slowly makes his way to ringside-]

[-As Blizzard climbs the stairs, a set of Orange strobe lights begin to flicker across the EWA arena and "Hoody Hoo" by TRU rumbles over the PA system. Weapon X then makes his way onto the ramp and pulls a mic from his back pocket before signaling to the back and begining to speak.-]

WEAPON X: Ya know something? Just last night I was reviewing some old wrestling tapes dating back from God knows when up until some recent ones from a few weeks ago. And amongst those cheesy videos, I came across one that had a match between Predator and some comebubble whose name slips my mind at the moment. When I watched that tape, it brought back some old memories...shit that was in the past, and therefore will remain in the past. But what it did to me was recycle an urge I once had to kick the living crap out of the EWA champ's ass! Now obviously, I haven't spewed a word about this crack fiend in quite some time...and that's because of a rough history, one that I'd like to renew sometime soon. Predator, tonight you've got yourself a cheap match signed by the boss in an attempt to sell a few tickets. Now as for me, there's a totally different scenario...one that'll be sure to end it all between us, one that'll crown a sure EWA Heavyweight champion, and one that'll be selling tickets to people across the globe. So here's my proposition: you and me...with the EWA strap on the line at the Pay-Per-View. Wolf says it's called "Approach to Danger" and brother...For you that names right on target. So...Are you man enough to mess with THE walking time bomb? You think you can handle the Lethal fuckin Weapon? I'll tell you what, Big man...before you awnser that...do yourself a favor and watch me put these three assholes out to pasture cause if you accept, at Approach to Danger...Your punk ass is next!!!

[-With that, he throws the mic to the ground and hits the ring as we go to Troy in the broadcast booth.-]

Troy Zodiac: Well...some strong words from Weapon X directed towards EWA heavyweight champion Predator…wait…awww man…what the hell is this???

[Joshua Wolf has made his way back to the announce table.]

Joshua Wolf: Hey Troy…sorry I had to go check up on that idiot Cardinal. Nothin’ worse than an insane religious fanatic running around in the temple of sin. But those straight jackets should take care of him…

Troy Zodiac: Well it’s good to have ‘ya back boss…I guess.

Joshua Wolf: Well I wish I could say that it’s good to be here with ‘ya Troy but it’s not. I just couldn’t bare to watch the ratings fall with you out here calling the action by yourself.

[Troy ignores the comment as the bell rings…]

Troy Zodiac: Weapon X and Blizzard immediately lock up, leaving Jaygo and Edge X to do the same. Blizzard sends Weapon X off into the corner and runs in with a back elbow attack, temporarily stunning the big man. Jaygo whips Edge X into the backside of Blizzard, causing him to fall foward against Weapon X, crushing WX back into the corner once again. Jaygo runs in head first, but both EX and Blizzard rolls iaway in opposite directions, causing Jaygo to spear Weapon X deeper into the ringpost. WX stumbles over, gasping for air and holding his stomach. Jaygo turns X over and attempts a quick cover.....1.....2.and Edge X comes in with a hard hammer blow. Edge X grabs a hold of Jaygo by his head and swings him towards the center of the ring. Jaygo takes hold of Edge X's legs and gives him a sitdown SPINEBUSTER! Jaygo walks over to Edge X and picks him up. He whips him into the ropes and spinning heel kick. Edge X is getting his ass handed to him right now. Wait what is Jaygo doing. Jaygo's dragging Edge X to the turnbuckle. Jaygo ascends the turnbuckle and turns around. He puts his hands together and PRAYING MOONSAULT! Jaygo goes for the cover. 1…2…KICKOUT!!! You sure are quiet there boss.

Joshua Wolf: Huh??? What’s there to talk about…I mean ‘ya got Weapon X in there against four losers. No doubt about who’s gonna win.

Troy Zodiac: Edge X and Jaygo on the outside now. Edge X whips Jaygo into those steel steps! Jaygo is holding his shoulder in pain and Edge X pulls out a table. He sets it up parallel with the apron and walks over to Jaygo. He picks him up and lays him on the apron. Edge X climbs up and puts Jaygo inbetween his legs. NO HE WOULDN'T! Edge X turns towards that table and NO! Jaygo slides off. Jaygo is one lucky man. Jaygo bounces off the ropes and jumps over the ropes. AND BULLDOGS EDGE X THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!!

Joshua Wolf: ‘Ya know…I’m kinda sick of all these tables breaking tonight. I wonder if these bastards realize how much they’re costing me everytime they do that.

Troy Zodiac: Jaygo playing to the fans as Edge X rolls him back into the ring. He’s pounding on him now. WX begins to even out the odds by yanking EX off of Jaygo, turning him around, and toppling him with a belly to belly suplex onto a folded table. He stands EX up, but quickly dodges to the side as Blizzard's blindside attempts backfires, and he takes out EX with his "Frost Byte" signature maneuver. WX gives it a second, and then clocks Blizzard with a power clothesline. Just then, Jaygo leaps onto Weapon X's back and applies a sleeper hold, but X flips him over with a snap mare, and locks on the Kill Switch!!! That's it! Jaygo taps out! Jaygo has been eliminated!

Joshua Wolf: Jaygo’s a moron…I mean there he was about to be eliminated when Weapon X comes to his aid…then he stabs him in the back. He deserved what he got.

Troy Zodiac: Blizzard shoots Edge X off into the ropes and clobbers him with "Deep Freeze". EX is out cold, and Blizzard makes the pin. Suddenly, WX jumps up from the announcer's booth and slides back into the ring after his long break. He breaks the pin attempt by kicking Blizzard in the back of the head. Blizzard gets back to his feet, and begins staring down his former ally. Both men stand nose to nose for several long seconds, and WX breaks the tension by shoving Blizzard back a few steps. As Blizz comes in with a wild swing, WX blocks it, and throws the man overhead with a T-Bone suplex. Out of nowhere, Edge X dropkicks WX from behind, sending him over the top ropes and to the outside. Edge X lifts Blizzard up and sets him in position for the "Death Drop"....but Weapon X nails him from behind. He waffles Edge X in order to save Blizzard from the "Death Drop" maneuver. Both X and Blizz take turns nailing EX in the kisser with closed fists. Weapon X whips Edge X into the ropes, and upon rebound, Blizzard nails him with the "Deep Freeze" once again, and makes the cover again.....1.....2......3!!! We’re down to Blizzard and Weapon X.

Joshua Wolf: Hmmm…this might actually turn out to be pretty good.

Troy Zodiac: Weapon X chops Blizz across the chest, and tosses him with a release northern lights suplex. X rolls out of the ring and grabs the second table which has been laying at ringside, and slides it into the ring. WX begins scanning all of ringside for a chair, which he grabs from under the timekeeper and throws into the ring as well. Suddenly, a loyal fan hands X his chair, which X grabs with a small smile cracking on his face. He takes the chair into the ring and begins to position Blizzard out. A chair across his face, and the other across his chest. Seconds afterwards, somebody from the crowd tosses their chair into the ring....and then another.....another......another.....and another!!! The ring's full of chairs!

Joshua Wolf: What the hell is he doing???

Troy Zodiac: A look of evil delight spreads across Weapon X's face, as he grabs another chair and places it over Blizzard's crotch area, and another chair for his knees. X sets up the table and stands it directly over Blizzard, who has been buried under several steel chairs. He slides out onto the apron...with the crowd on its toes..and nails TOTAL PENETRATION!!!! Right through the fucking table and onto Blizzard underneath! Something wrong has happened. X is grabbing his right leg in severe pain. He may have torn a ligament, or sprained a muscle, or even broken his good leg. But beyond all of his agony, the match has yet to come to an end. With one hand wrapped around his right leg, X extends the other and places it over the chest of Blizzard as the ref makes the count......1......2.....3!!!

Joshua Wolf: I told ‘ya Troy…my hired gun is gonna take out everybody here in the EWA. It’s only a matter of time before he gets that world title. Now if you'll excuse me...I've got some paper work to set up.

Troy: Paperwork? Oh well...No matter..Im alone once more but I'm starting to like it.

Troy: Anyways folks, What action we've seen here so far tonight. It only gets better from here. As you saw earlier, former EWA Intercontenintal Champion and wrestling Legend, Gambit, has put his career on the line against his long-time prodigy, Caesar Maniac. Will we finally see the end of this egomaniac? One can only hope. And with that, we give you our next match...

[-The arena dims as the DX theme song blasts over the soundstage. A set of green and blue spotlights then shine down on the entranceway and out walks Gambit to a barrage of boos and retirement chants. Halfway to the ring, Caesar Maniac charges out of the curtains and body checks him to the floor. After rolling around for a bit the bell rings and Caesar Maniac drags Gambit to the ring by the hair.-]

Troy: Cm grabs Gambit and sets him up in a figure four, but Gambit pokes him in the eye. Gambit picks up Caesar Maniac and sets him up for a piledriver, but CM reverses it and flops Gambit on his back. Cm picks up Gambit and gives him a closeline he then grabs him and gives him a front face DDT. He then picks up Gambit and throws him into the ropes and gives him a closeline. Gambit gets up and punchs CM in the face two times knocking him down to the ground. He then climbs to the top rope. CM gets up and Gambit jumps off the rope but CM grabs him and gives him a power slam. CM then grabs his leg and gives him a boston crab, but Gambit finaly grabs the rope and the ref makes him break the hold!!! CM then gets up and climb to the top rope and gives him a leg drop to the neck. Gambit then gets up and grabs CM and trys to give him a suplex but CM stops the hold and gives him a suplex instead. CM then picks Gambit up and gives him a Fisherman suplex and pins him for a 2 count.

Troy: They both get up and Gambit runs at Caesar knocking him down. Gambit then gives him a figure-4-leglock!!! But Caesar is trying to force the reversal! Maniac finally reverses the hold then breaks it. Maniac then picks him up and gives him a samoan drop off the top rope. He the picks Gambit up and gives him a uppercut to the jaw knocking him down agian. Gambit stands back up but is dizzy and CM starts to punch him in his face 4 times then gives him a super punch to the face sending him down agian. He then picks Gambit up agian and gives him a belly to back suplex. He graps Gambit and gives him a sharpshooter and holds it on but Gambit reaches to the Ropes and holds it agian and he breaks the hold. Gambit then stands on his feet and throws Caesar Maniac into the ropes and trys to give him closeline but CM ducks it and he comes back and gives him a spinning heel kick knocking Gambit to the ground. CM then grabs Gambit and gives him a Power bomb. He then goes to the top rope and gives him a shooting star press. He pins him....

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but only gets a 2 count. Gambit gets up and runs at CM but He knocks him outside the ring. CM then jumps over the ropes and grabs Gambit and throws him into the ring post. He then goes back into the ring. Gambit then climbs to his feet and gets back into the ring. CM grabs him and gives him and gives him a suplex. He then picks him up and gives him a choke slam then he gets up to his feet and grabs Gambit and gives him a sleeper hold. He holds it on but lets it go and kicks him in his rib cage. Gambit gets to his feet and limps his way towards to Caessar Maniac trying to punch him . But CM gives him a supper kick to the face sending him back and blood starts to trip off of Gambits face. But Gambit is still up and CM gives him another super kick to the face sending him to the ground. Maniac then starts to punch him in his face making bleed more. CM then puts him in the middle of the ring and climbs up the top rope and gives him a flying elbow to the face. CM picks Gambit up and gives him a piledriver. Then picks him up and gives him a pedigree. Caesar Maniac then Picks him up and gives him a Supper DDT. Then picks him up and gives him a body slam then he gives him a leg drop. He grabs him and gives him a tiger suplex. Gambit gets up on his feet but when he does CM reaches into his pocket and grabs brass knuckles! The ref doesn't see it! The ref doesn't see it! He goes to nail Gambit, but Gambit blocks it! He head butts Cm and they both fall to the ground hurt!! The ref slowly counts them both down, and each man crawl to the turn buckle and pul themselves up! Caesar climbs the turnbuckle and he's set to dropkick Gambit! But Gambit bounces the ropes sending CM to the outside floor! Gambit climbs the turnbuckles and He performs the Senton Bomb on CM!!!

Troy: Gambit climbs back up to the turnbuckles and gives him the Sabbat splash. Gambit picks up CM, but Maniac excutes a low blow! CM follows up with a quick suplex. Maniac jumps into the ring to break te countout count. CM gets to his feet first and walks over to the ring announcers table and grabs the time bell but Gambit gets up behind him and gives him a low blow!!. Gambit takes him and brings him to the ring and throws him back inside. Gambit climbs the urnbuckles. CM gets up and Gambit nails him with a flying bulldog!! Gambit lands awkwardly and hurts his arm! He clutches and holds it. The referee begins to count both men down!

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Troy: Gambit flops his arm over Caesar Manaic! 1......

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Troy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NO MORE GAMBIT!!! NO MORE GAMBIT!!! I've been waiting for this day to come since 1997!!! Dirty Bastard!

[-As the ref holds Caeser Maniacs hand in victory, Gambit slowly climbs to his feet and looks to the crowd. After a few moments of silence they begin to sing *NA NA NANA, NA NA NANA...HEY HEY HEY...GOOOODBYE!!!* Gambit then climbs the turnbuckle and extends a final middle finger as he makes his exit from the world of wrestling.-]

Troy: Well Kids, as sorry as I am to see Gambit take a hike....it's time for the MAIN EVENT! And oh what a main event it will be as Insomnia, Kyle Christian, and Predator duke it out in the middle of a barbed wire cage tribute to Buzzard for the Heavyweight Championship! And speaking of Buzzard, as you can see, The Dirty-Bird has decided to grace us with his presence here at the broadcast table. Welcome Buzzard and let me say its great to see you out of the hospital. You had us VERY concerned for the last few weeks.

Buzzard: First off....Never count the Extreme Dream out. I always come back and I always come back BIG. But being the extreme innovator I have my duties so I'll say this...To all my fans and friends who sent me cards and all them goodies....The Dirty-Bird appreciated your support and I garantee that things are about to get that much better in the house that TwIsTeD built!

Troy: Is it fair to assume that comment is directed towards the rumors of a Nightshift/Twisted Circle reunion?

Buzzard: Assume all ya want, Troy-man....The fact is...You and everyone else is gonna have to wait and see....

Troy: Ok then...We've waited this long so I guess a few minutes longer cant hurt. And with that...The EWA proudly brings to you...Its Main event of the evening...

[-With that, the lights fade and "Loco" by Coal Chamber blasts over the arena loudspeakers. A bloodred spotlight then shines down on the entranceway and as a set of black and yellow pyro ignites from the guardrails, Insomnia makes his way down to the ring to a hail of cheers from the fans at ringside.

"Fuck tha Police" by Dope then hits the soundsystem and out walk Kyle Christian and Mona Lisa, much to the fans disapproval. As they reach the ring, Insomnia flips Kyle the bird then looks at Mona who just smiles at him and licks her lips. This seems to piss the Wolfman off and as Kyle enters the ring, Insomnia kicks him on the head and spits on Mona. He then grabs Kyle by the head and delivers a swinging neckbreaker as Mona cleans the phlem from her hair. He then looks to the crowd and tears off his robe to reveal a "Notorious Nightshift Inc." t-shirt underneath and the crowd explodes. At this point the cage begins to lower but Insomnia stands tall and points to the back to signal them to wait for Predator. "Rattler" then erupts over the speakers and Predator charges out of the back and hits the ring with a vengance, throwing the Heavyweight belt at the time keeper outside just as the cage touches down. The three men then approach center ring for a stare down and as the bell tolls, Predator drives a knee into Cold Bloods stomach and closelines him to the mat while Insomnia readys himself for the oncoming barnburner.-]

Troy: Well things have definately started off on the right foot! Kyle Christian is looking for an out but Predator isnt playing games.

Buzzard: Ya but here comes The Big Bad Wolf! Insomnia connects with a spear planting Predator against the cage wall. He follows up with a quick DDT then heads to Kyle Christian. Kyle looks up just in time to read the "Wolverine" logo on the bottom of Insomnias boot. Here comes Predator though....German release suplex on Insomnia. Predators not letting up and he looks to be ready for some blood.

Troy: He sure does! Predator has Insomnia up in a crusifix and he's charging the cage wall..here he goes....OUCH! Predator sends Insomnia head first against the barbed wire cage and the Big Bad Wolf is busted open!

Buzzard: Busted open? Fool thats nothing but a scratch. This shits just getting started

Troy: I agree. Kyle Christian is finally up and he's charging Predator. Northern Lights suplex! He's going for some barbed wire now...whats he doing?

Buzzard: He's pissing me off...thats what he's doing!

Troy: Kyle Christian, wrapping his arm in Barbed wire and he's headed towards the top rope! He's signaling downwards now and here he goes....450 ELBOW! Now thats nasty....Predators chest looks like it was just ran through a meat grinder and Cold Bloods not done yet. He's throwing the barbed wire to the mat and he's got the champ up for a Powerbomb...NO!! Insomnia from behind with a low blow! PUMP HANDLE SLAM!!! Right onto the barbed wire! He's going for the pin...1...2...KICKOUT!!

Buzzard: Much as I hate to say it, it's gonna take alot more then that to keep Kyle Christian down. Here comes Predator now. Him and Insomnia are putting the boots to Cold Blood...hahaha...Probably not the first time that asshole has tasted latex!

Troy: Predators pointing Insomnia up the cage wall now and Insomnia's happy to oblige. Listen to this crowd chant...

NIGHTSHIFT!!! NIGHTSHIFT!!! NIGHTSHIFT!!!

Buzzard: Thats called respect, Troy...and if a Nightshift T-Shirt aint gonna get respect, then you know its a sad day in wrestling.

Troy: True enough! Predator's holding Kyle down and it looks like the Wolfman is ready to fly!! Here he goes....OH MY GAWD!!! THATS THE BLOODY FLIGHT!!! CHRIST!! INSOMNIA JUST FLATTENED PREDATOR!!! HE USED YOUR MOVE!

Buzzard: Wolfman paying the Dirty-Bird a little tribute! Its much appreciated, Wolfie...

Troy: Predators out cold!

Buzzard: Serves him right for thinking Insomnia was gonna let him sit there and look pretty! This is the barbed wire cage, brotha....and its all or nothing....Ballzout!

Troy: Ya but that may have givin Kyle Christian the break he needed. Cold Bloods putting in some work on the recovering Insomnia. He's got him up.....BRAINBUSTER! He's headed for Predator now...He's warping P-Dogs face with that wire...whats this? Christ! Mona Lisa just through him a chair! Oh dear god.....KYLE F'N CHRISTIAN! HE JUST BENT THAT CHAIR IN HALF ON PREDATORS HEAD!!! Predators trying to pull the barbed twines out of his cheek but Cold Bloods not done yet....

CRACK!!!

Troy: GOOD GOD!! PREDATOR IS A BLOODY MESS!! Here comes Insomnia from behind....Cold Bloods going for another chairshot on Predator but Insomnia snatches the chair and wacks him in the back of the head! He throws the chair to the side and follows up with a quick Powerdriver. He's going for the WolfpaW DDT....NO!!! Predator with a last ditch closeline taking Insomnias legs out. Now he's going for the chair....OUCH! The champ just laid the Big Bad Wolf flat on his back! I guess thats payback for that Bloody-Flight! He's laying his opponents alongside eachother now. Predator's headed up top.....Here he goes.....CORKSCREW .... SOMTHING ... I DONT KNOW BUT HE JUST CRASHED THAT CHAIR ACROSS BOTH INSOMNIAS AND KYLE CHRISTIANS HEADS!!! That had to hurt.....Predator going for the pin on Cold Blood....1...2...KICKOUT! That didnt work. Now he's covering Insomnia.....Wait? Did I just see him hand Insomnia somthing?

Buzzard: Nope.

Troy: 1..2..KICKOUT!! No luck on that end either. I swear I just saw Predator hand Insomnia somthing...

Buzzard: Predator with a spinebuster slam on Kyle Christian. Kyles rolling in pain. Predators not letting up. Tilt a Whirl backbreaker! Insomnias getting up...He's ripping wire off the cage wall and tossing it into a pile in center ring. This is gonna be cool...

Troy: Predator Powerbombs Kyle Christian onto the Wire and Insomnias headed up top. Mona Lisa is going balistic!

Buzzard: Bet that bitch wishes she never left the Wolfman right about now.

Troy: I'm sure your right.....Predator just tossed Insomnia a chair.....Here he goes.....FLYING LEGDROP! That was truely innovative! Incase you missed it, Insomnia twisted the chair beneath his leg apon Impact, successfully driving it into Kyle Christians face and breaking him open like a coconut! Predator and Insomnia are staring eachother down now....man this is intense....Insomnias calling for a test of strength...Predator agrees and the two lock up! Insomnia's overpowering the champ but Predators fighting back and now Insomnias starting to drop. Meanwhile Kyle is getting to his feet and he's got the chair.....Insomnia and P-Dog dont see him....Kyle winds up....NO!!! Insomnia and Predator with a double Facebuster!! Wait! Buzzard! Where the hell are you going?

Buzzard: I've got some business to handle...

Troy: Apparently so! Insomnia and Predator and beating the hell out of Kyle Christian...AND BUZZARD JUST DROPPED MONA LISA LIKE A BAD HABIT!! Good GAWD this is brutal! Predator with a Samoan DDT on Cold-Blood! Insomnia follows up with a standing moonsault. Predator pulls Kyle to his feet.....TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!! Insomnia is looking towards the champ now and the two are ready to tango! Heree they go.....NO! Wait....Their smiling..? What the hell?...This is for the title for crying out loud! Whats this? Umm...Folks Insomnia just pulled somthing out of his trunks. It looks like a little can of bug spray. I bet thats what Predator handed him earlier. Oh christ...Buzzard just tossed Predator a lighter...He's holding it in front of Cold-Bloods face....OH SHIT!!! NO NO NO!! SOMEONE STOP THIS!! Insomnia just sprayed that OFF into the flames and Kyle Christian is on fire!!! SOMEONE STOP THIS!!!! Here comes Big Scotty Cool.....Mona's got the cage door open.....THE BIG MAN IS INSIDE!! WAIT!! INSOMNIA AND PREDATOR WITH A DOUBLE SPEAR!!! Buzzards in the ring now......Predator just dropped Big Scotty with the Fatal bite. Insomnias laying Cold Blood on top of his partner now. Here comes Buzzard with the Barbed wire. This is bad...Buzzard is tying both Big Scotty and Cold-Blood up with the wire and both Predator and Insomnia are headed to the top of the cage! Buzzards rolling out of the way but he's signaling them to wait. He's pointing to the crowd. Mona Lisa is outside the ring and she's frantic. OH SHIT!! LOOKOUT WOMAN!! HERE COMES EXTREMELY HARDCORE!!! EH WITH A PILEDRIVER ON MONA LISA!!! He's climbing the cage wall! Buzzard is in the middle of the ring laughing his ass off! EH is at the top! Predator looks across the cage to Insomnia....Insomnia looks to Extremely Hardcore.....Hands are up...AND HERE THEY GO!!! INSOMNIA WITH A SENTON BOMB!! PREDATOR WITH A 450 BACKSPLASH!!! EXTREMELY HARDCORE WITH HIS CORKSCREW LEGDROP!!! The Lethal Alliance is roadkill! Someone get them some help! Oh god....Insomnia's asking for a mic now...this is bad....

[-As the cameras look to the ring, Insomnia grabs the mic then all four men climb the corners and the crowd erupts in chants of "NEW SCHOOL NIGHTSHIFT!!!" After a few moments of gloating, the four men stand down and Insomnia begins to speak...-]

Insomnia: YO! EWA! What you just saw....Thats called payback! Payback for Kyle Christian thinking he's the man...Payback for Kyle Christian talking shit day in and day out about anyone and everyone in the EWA...payback for Kyle Christian being a piece of SHIT!! And most of all....Payback for Kyle Christian FUCKING my skank of a wife! See Cold-Blood...You made a fatal mistake. You thought everyone was just gonna sit back and let The Lethal Alliance run the show, round here....UH-UH!! Shit aint like that! See you steped on too many toes, brotha-man....and now....Now The Lethal Alliance aint nothing but a big pile of bloody trash in the middle of the ring! But I think the question yer' asking yourselves right about now is....Who's capable of taking out The LA? Who's bad enough to take out the BAD guys? Who the FUCK left these BOOT prints on my FACE!!! Is it the Notorious Nightshift Inc...? Is it the TwIsTeD Circle...? Well hoss....I got some bad news for ya....There's a whole new thorn in the EWA's spine and It goes by the name of....*points to the jumbotron*

Insomnia: *rips off his Nightshift shirt and throws it into the crowd* It goes by the name of BONEBREAKERS INTERNATIONAL!! And mother fucker it's here in a bad, bad way!

Buzzard: Hey Wolfman....Arent we missing someone?

Insomnia: Oh your god damn right were missing someone! KRIS KAGE!!! GET YOUR HARDCORE TITLE WEARING ASS OUT HERE!!! WE GOT A T-SHIRT FOR YA!!!

[-With that, The lights dim and "Everything Sucks" by Dope blasts over the arena as a blood red spotlight shines on the entry way. The curtains fly open and out walks Kage to a thunderous ovation. A smirk runs across his face as he makes his way to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and gets a mic from the ring announcer.-]

Kage: *looks to the crowd* Ya know...there's been some changes around the EWA in the past few weeks. Alot of new guys joining...and alot of new alliances being formed like this one right here in the ring. I know that every damn dirt sheet writer on the internet just expects me to flock to good ole Insomnia and Buzz like I have in the past. I've heard all kinds of bullshit lately about, "Making our backstage clique public." Yeah...maybe at one time there was a backstage clique and we had all the power...but like I said...Things are changing. And since were on the subject of changes...Here's another one for 'ya Wolfman...I've had other offers.

Insomnia: What are 'ya talkin' about other offers? C'mon...did Wolf put 'ya up to this? You can't be serious bro...we've been through too much together. The TwIsTeD Circle...XFW??? Remember how we stuck together in that hell hole and brought the management to their knees? It don't make a shit if it's McCane or Wolf we can do it here too man.

Buzzard: Kris...what about all the things I taught you back at the UEF school man? When McCue wouldn't let you sign I stuck up for you and almost lost my fuckin' job because of it. You just can't throw all of that shit away kid.

Kage: Look...you two bastards think you got all this bullshit figured out. It ain't Wolf...and I'm not throwin' all that stuff away man. We don't have to be enemies, unless business permits it...it's just that I'm not gonna be a follower anymore. All throughout my career I've been known as the little rookie who's followed around Insomnia and Buzzard. I'm kinda sick of it. You guys understand doncha? We can still go out and party together.

[-Kage puts out his hand in a friendly gesture. After a moment Insomnia grabs it as to wish Kage well. Buzz is hesitant for a second but does the same. Kage then leaves the ring and makes his way to the back. As Predator grabs the mic-]

Predator: Well thats all well and good, Kris Kage. You wanna make a name for yourself you can do it without the help of Bonebreakers International. In my opinion you aint down enough anyways.

*this draws some looks from Insomnia and Buzzard*

Predator: But the fact of the matter is...We've still got a couple shirts to hand out. Lets take a look here and see what we can do.

*He pulls out two shirts and holds them into the air as Extremely Hardcore grabs the mic*

EH: Hmm.....Those shirts look a little small bro. I dont think they'd look right on any of the guys backstage. *in a cocky voice* Whatever shall we do?

Buzzard: I think I know a couple "guys" that'll fill out those shirts reeeeeaaaaaaal nice. But ya know what....If we pull all our suprises out this week we aint gonna have a showstopper for next week. So I say we wait.

Insomnia: Wait? Allright, hoss....We'll wait....You folks dont mind, do ya?

*crowd erupts*

Predator: HaHaHa! Too bad!! Now hit the music!!