BONJOUR!
Hi everybody, and welcome to my site! I'm Lucy (unless you're called Michael, in which case my name is "Feesh"). I'm also known as "Fleur" (by Danielle, who is "Fleur" as well, and we're going to France to do the PACS), and generally anything fish related due to my highly amusing surname. Ha ha.
   A little bit of background for all of you outsiders: I'm 17, I live in Norfolk, where the delights of the flat farming land never cease to enthrall me. I have many weird and wonderful friends. I attend "the great KES" (in the words of David Kuczora), and I'm studying English literature, music, French and Spanish. I have just taken AS Levels in these subjects, and attained straight A's... and I'm not big headed at all! I do not use my study periods for anything remotely constructive. Until recently, I was working in the lingerie department at
Debenhams, which was dreadfully boring, whatever people might think. Then in a rash and headstrong moment, I came to the decision to quit, leaving me jobless and penniless- that's depressing. However, after a few days, my boss rang me, begging me to stay. Being the mug I am, I gave in, and you will now find me flitting around on ladies fashions, which is even more tedious than lingerie!
   My philosophy is that if you work hard, you can play hard too, so that's what I do most Saturday nights (even though I probably don't work as hard as I should... but since it's my philosophy, I can manipulate it to justify my case).
   I am proud to have become the victoress of MCUK Big Brother 2002. It seems that my lesbian encounters with Jess might have had something to do with my popularity outside the tent... You really need to have been on MCUK to know what the hell I'm talking about.
   For those of you who know me, I hope you find this site mildly interesting. For those of you who have not yet experienced the exciting world of Lucy may be somewhat enlightened, although I doubt that very much, because, lets face it, it can be very boring reading about somebody you don't even know.
   I'll just promote a few of my friends' sites, which you can access by clicking on the links below. MCUK is fantastic, far better than anything I could do. If you want to see some photos of signs which say "King's Cross St. Pancras" and other various, why-did-he-take-a-picture-of-that photos, look at Toby Reeks'. My older brother, Tobie, will soon have pictures of his hernia on his site. As for Tom's, I think his site caused more trouble than it was worth, although it appears that most of the crap has been removed from it.
   Right, that's enough for my brief introduction. Enjoy the rest of my site. The ultimate aim in creating this site is to demonstrate that I do have more than one brain cell, but this might be a difficult notion to prove! Also, most of you have probably realised that I can't be bothered to update this site very often, so I apologise for that.
 
Links to the Sites of some of my Associates:
Michael Culham
Tobie Fysh
Tobias Reeks
Carla English
Tom Taylor
James Crouchman
Me, Myself and I
My Friends
The Last Day of Year 11
The Leavers' Dinner
Silly Hat Day
Jess' Party
Got something troubling you? Feeling low and depressed with your life? If your answer to these questions is "yes", then you need to visit two top quality agony aunts! Click here to have all your problems solved!
To see old guestbook entries, click here.
Mr. Stally, I don't believe you've been on here really, but I wouldn't bother mentioning anything about my bowling abilities if I were you!
Mail Me although I can't promise a reply.