You start having dreams
full of fluffy clouds
You realize the tables
are becoming dirty from his shoe size foot prints
He cleans the footprints
and students
You see him regularly
treat his bookshelf like a dog
He thinks the virtual
pikachus are possessed
He spells every word wrong
and says how much "hooked on phonics" has helped him
He can't wait to come
home to his puppy when he doesn't have one
His true hero is Bill
Nye
He often says she stuff
like-"me play football, hmm... me go pee and think, fish
I thought it was foosh, I don't know that one but I know fish!"
He likes to "pretend"
to wax the floor, then wonder if he is actually pretending, or
if he is actually using an invisible floor waxer.
He thinks air mail for
papers is when you throw them in the air
The only class you have
not said a word in in your whole life is seventh-grade science
He has a strange connection
with skunks
He likes to reanact war
movies in the shower
You find out you've learned
more than ever before!
Other Teachers:
"Whenever we watch
a movie or something, he'll replay it over and over... especially
the explosions. When we were watching a movie on Mt. St. Helens,
he replayed the initial blast of it around 15 times in a row.
(play... BOOM... rewind... play... BOOM... rewind.... play....
BOOM... rewind.... play... BOOMD... rewind.... play....BOOM...
rewind... play.... BOOM.... rewind... slo-mo... BOO-OO-OO-OOM...
rewind)"
-Sergey
