Pants Glo commercial
FREE ON THE FIRST FRIDAY OF MAY!
(mans voice)Tired of losing your pants in dark places?
(man with no pants walking around dark room)
Man: Where are they!?!
(mans voice)You need Pants Glo! No more losing your pants in dark places!
Man: There they are!
(mans voice)And now with new crowd control feature!
(show new man looking at dense crownd of people)
Man: How am I gonna get them out from there?
(mans voice)Use Pants Glo!
(man pulls button out of shirt pocket)
(man presses button and loud beeping noise turns on)
(man goes to pants and picks them up)
Man: Got em!
(mans voice)And now with new security feature!
(show man 1 walk up to man 2 and rip his pants off)
(pants begin beeping, man 1 runs away, police come, and man 2 picks his pants up)
Man 2: Yay! I got my pants back!
Pants Glo! Only $19.95! and half price on the first Friday of May! Call now! (faster)not responsible for any abnormal glowing of body parts, see package for details.