My Friends

Me-
Of course, it would probably make sense to begin with a description of myself, with no mercy. I'm am in 8th grade and I live in Ohio (go Indians, Cavs and Browns!)my favorite sport is hockey (I also do karate), and my favorite musician is Weird Al (I'm listening to him while I write this). My favorite food is anything unhealthy. I took some computer programming courses over the summer, which is why you're reading this, with my friend David. I guess my most noticeable feature would be, my hair. It's big, kind of like my built in hockey helmet, which would explain wy I never took any brain damage after those 5 years of taking hits. Another one of my noticeable features are my shoes. They are BAD. I bet my friend a dollar that he couldn't smell my shoes for a solid minute. He gave up after 13 seconds and nearly passed out, and they considered weapons of mass destruction among all of my friends. I'm about 5'6'' and weigh about 140 lbs. I enjoy playing hockey and baseball with my friends. And yes, I'm Jewish. Also, I await taking pilot lessons, which will start soon, when they finish training the flight instructor (I'm serious!), and I work at a private school as a student teacher. Anyway, now you know me in a nutshell.
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Max-
Max was the first one I met when I moved to my new school, and we've been friends ever since. He's a little tubby, and a tad nerdy, but he's smart, to say the least. He was the one referred to in conversation in my quotes list, "What would we do without Max?", "End world hunger", etc, now you know why. Ironically, I weigh abot 20 pounds more than him, and I'm in good shape.
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John-
John was the second person I met at my new school, and he is very weird. he plays Runescape, and enjoys being weird. He also listens to Weird Al, and he eats about 20,000 calories a day and he only weighs about 85 lbs, being about 5'8'' tall. It is funny watching him play football in gym, because he can't catch, no matter how hard he tries. He has about the an IQ of 85, but he is usually coherent to talk wih, if you ever want to talk about him. Basically, what I'm trying to say is, he is weird. That's it.
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Mark-
Mark is the third person of my posse. He is about 5'2'' and a tad obese, and he and Max always argue over who's larger. He is also a bit nerdy, but who isn't? He is on the wrestling team at school, and he also listens to Weird Al. He plays airsoft, along with Max and I.
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Charlie-
Charlie is he fourth peeron of my posse, ing the fourth that I met. He is short, at only about 5'3'' and about 90 lbs. He enjoys eating food(seriously, he ate 7 pieces of normal sized pizza once!), and he does work for his parents often. He has collapsable glasses, so we'll slap him in the face and his glasses wil break, its great fun. He wants to be an assassin when he graduates school.
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Andrew-
Andrew is the fifth person of my "posse". He was the fifth person I met at school. He runs in cross country and plans on trying out for football in high school. He is about as tall as me, and is a formidable running opponent. I guess I met him through the rest of my friends.

Tim-
Tim is the sixth and final person of my "posse", or group of friends. He enjoys doing stuff and attempting to kill John with the rest of us. He joined school in he middle of the year, and we annoy him by saying that he look by a nazi. Aside from that, he mostly just a normal 8th grade kid.
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Kevin-
Kevin is in my science class, and he has a desrciption of me on his site(compare descriptions by going to his site, its under my links!)Jeremy and I enjoy hiding his school supplies when he not looking, and closing his locker right after he opens it. He is about 5'6'' and a normal kid, for the most part. We also enjoy stealing his glasses at random times thoroughout the day. Ironically, I met him when my friend brought me up to him and said to poke him and say "Hi Kevin" over and over again, and still do occansionally.
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Jeremy-
Jeremy I know in a variety of places. Not only does he go to my school, he also works as a student teacher. He teaches 3rd grade as opposed to my 5th, though. He is in my English class, and I enjoy pointing out all off the mistakes he makes in spelling (he spelled "wiener" wrong!). He is also in my science class, and he and I enjoy hiding Kevin's books and stuff when he's not looking. He is about three feet tal and probably doesn't weigh much more than 50 lbs.

JJ-
Before I say anything, JJ is a girl, not a guy, not both. Anyway, I met her through Andrew, who has apparently known her for a while (you know what I mean). Her real name is Jessica, but she prefers JJ. She would've gotten mad at me if I didn't put her name up here, but I would have anyway. She runs in cross country too, and she's pretty fast, but I can still catch her. She also played football for a while, and knows more about football than many of my male friends. We sit next to each other in History class.
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T-
Yes, T is his real name, however we call him Terry to annoy him, and some believe that Terry is his real name. He also runs cross country, a captain none the less. He is very strange, but not as weird as some people. He sits right in front of me in History class, and T, JJ and I always have the most interesting conversations, to say the least.
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Seth-
Seth is my little brother, he is 2 years younger than me. He is double-jointed and weird, a bad combination. He can turn his thumb backwards, but I can do that too (you'd have to see it). He is almost 5 feet and is about 90 lbs. He tries to be me at everything from basketball to Revenge of the Sith but needless to say, I always beat him at everything. He gets many of the same teachers I had in 6th grade, so I probably know more about his school work than he does.
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Bobby-
I met Bobby through Mark, I forget how exactly though. Bobby recently broke his arm, and beat people with his cast, so I tackled him at the football game fun... Anyway, Bobby also plays airsoft and he kills anything that moves. He is in my gym class and study hall, and we Bobby, Max, Mark, Charlie and I always get into trouble for talking. Also, someone stole his pants at our 7th grade trip to Geauga Lake (he was wearing a bathing sut, fortunately)
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Michael-
Michael is a kid I met I my bus and sometimes (by sheer coincidence,) Arabica. He runs track, and his best friend is Geoff (N). Also, if you ever play him in Halo 2, be afraid. Be VERY afraid. He'll get a sword, sneak up on you, and kill you. Also, he believes my hair is an evil wig that wants to control me, and eventually, the world. He continues to come up with new plans to destroy it. He is in 9th grade, but he skipped a grade, so he's my age.
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Geoff "D"-
I refer to him as Geoff "D" because I know two Geoffs, and Geoff D ws he first on I met. I firs knew Geoff 8 years ago when he babysat my brother and I. He was almost fired for accidentally whacking my brother with a hockey during a slap shot. Anyway, he would babysit us on request basically every week, and we'd play tennis or build something. He is currently 20 years old and in college in Chicago. He was the first friend I knew who wrote a website and is part of the reason you're reading this, and almost all of the reason you can read my funny quotes list, because he was the first oe to come up with that idea, and almost by accident, took something I said the wrong way and came up with "Attack of the Were-Jesus".
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Geoff N-
Geoff N is the other Geoff I know, who also rides my bus. He is in 9th grade with Michael. He runs in cross country, and is fun to play in Halo 2. I sneak up behind him and hit him with a sword (I can't get revenge on Michael, so Geoff'll do.) He also think my hair is an evil wig tying to take over the world, but let me tell you, it's not (really!). Anyway, I see him run down my street every now-and-then, probably training for cross country.
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David-
David is a friend from my old school. He is my age, and he wrote two sites that both under my links. His parents are Russian, and he has a 7 year old brother named Jacob. Since we went to our programming courses together, we stay at each others house almost every day, playing baseball or swimming. He is also a huge Weird Al fan, and helped me discover No Pants Day. He still goes to my old school, and we keep in contact all the time. His neighbors won $90 million in the lottery.
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Mindy-
I've known mindy for almost 14 years now. She wrote an encyclopeida about everyone she knows. She is very small, about 5 feet probably. I alway go to her house on Halloween and Thanksgiving. She goes by the name "Moose", and is currently writing a movie called "Ants Tree". We tell the weirdest "one-sentence" stories, most recently about how Hitler was turned into a candy bar that caused abnormal growth of mustaches.
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Lana-
Lana never goes by her real, she goes by "Catwiz" She is a very close friend of Moose who studies the Nazis for some reason and was another main writer of "Ant's Tree", and she is part of our Holloween-Thanksgiving tradition.
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