Fortunes
These are the fortunes I have ever gotten in fortune cookies.

Always accept yourself the way you are.
Smile to others, honesty and friendship bring you fortune.
Someone is speaking well of you.
You never show your vulnerability; you are always self assured and confident.
You are cautious in showing your true self to others.
Get your mind set - confidence will lead you on. (x3)
Your ability to find the silly in the serious will take you far.
You achieve great peace of mind when you talk with an old friend.
Ask a friend to join you on your next voyage.
Your ability for accomplishment will follow with success.
A smile is your personal welcome mat. (x4)
Your path is arduous but will be amply rewarding.
Someone from your past has returned to steal your heart.
Politeness costs nothing and gains everything.
You will never be last in line, you will always excel.
Hope is the most precious treasure to a person.
Don't be afraid to take that big step.
There will be many surprises: unexpected gains are likely.
You'll never know what you can do until you try.
Good work, good life, good love, good-bye oppression.
You emerge victorious from the maze you've been traveling in.
You simplify your life in many ways and find great rewards.
A new voyage will fill your life with untold memories.
You must experience failure to appreciate success.
The happiest circumstances are close to home. (x2)
You will be awarded some great honor.
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
Your ideals are well within your reach.
You will soon take a very pleasant and successful trip.
Your many hidden talents will become obvious to those around you.
Every truly great accomplishment is at first impossible.
You will find great contentment in the daily, routine activities.
A sense of humor is one of our greatest assets.
You show your true face to the people who really matter.
A heavy burden is lifted with a phone message or letter.
Your luck has been completely changed today.
You are filial, kind and trustworthy.
Your winsome smile will be your sure protection.
Your exotic ideas lead you to many exciting, new adventures!
You will always possess a charm and sense of humor that attracts others.
You are capable, competent, creative, careful. Prove it.
You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
Treasure your good memories and you need not worry about ending a banquet.
Your life will be happy and peaceful.
You are never bitter, deceptive, or petty.
The time is always right to do what is right.
If I bring forth what is inside me, what I bring forth will save me.
Nothing in the world is difficult if one sets his mind to it.
THE REAL WAY TO READ FORTUNES: AT THE END, ADD THE WORDS "IN BED."  IT WORKS FOR THE MAJORITY OF FORTUNES YOU'LL EVER GET IN THE COOKIES!!
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