"Putting the F U in Furgusons"
NEWS!!!!
Saturday, December 20th!!!
be the envy of all the other little boys and girls on the playground when you witness our triumphant return to the stage!!!
@ The Hot Wired Cafe at the corner of Riverside and Colfax (www.thehotwiredcafe.com)
 
$ 5 admission                                                                                     
  9:00 p.m.
      featuring:
           
Satanic Squirrels- 8:00 p.m.

Friday, December 26th!!!
@ The Cobalt Cafe 8:00 p.m. -------------$7 admission (free soda w/ flyer)

       
 
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The Turd Furgusons are RECORDING!!! We have a demo already available but the quality is sub-par.  If you want the old demo, they are free, as we desperatly want to rid ourselves of them.  Just contact us on the contact page.  This new demo will be quite a step up
from the old one thanks to Stan Mitchell, who is recording/mixing us. We will keep y'all updated.

We now have our MERCHANDISE, T-shirts, pins, patches, stickers, and CD's are now available for your sorry ass's. What better way to get beaten up at school than by wearing your very own spiffy Turd Furgusons T-Shirt, Pat
ch, or Button? Curteosy of Angry Girl. Pick one up at a show or email one of us.
STUFF THAT IS NOT NEWS, BUT IMPORTANT TO KNOW...OR YOU WILL DIE!!!
Welcome to The TURD FURGUSONS new website! Well, actually Jason lost the password to the other one, and so we decided to make this one. The TURD FURGUSONS are a three piece punk/reggae band based out of a carhole in Tarzana. We're also a bunch of common sense lacking pansies who couldn't kick anyone's ass even if we tried.
 
And remember children, if you see an ass mooning you from the window of a "soccer mom" mini van, you can bet your sweet bippy it's one of us and be sure to give us the finger good, the American way.

Oh, and by the way, if you think you're some kind of big shot jerk who's too cool for this site, click below.

I'M SOME KIND OF BIG SHOT JERK WHO'S TOO COOL FOR THIS SITE