quotes : page 1
Lucy: You don't have to walk me home.
Jack: You block the wind.
Lucy: I'm a lot like my dad - brown hair, flat chest.
Lucy: If you fit into my pants I think I'll kill myself.
Lucy: You're sick.
Jerry: Oh, I'm sick? You're cheating on a vegetable.
Priest: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to--
Lucy: I object.
Saul: Oh, geez.
Priest: I didn't get to that part yet.
Jack Callaghan: I would have to object too.
Priest: What about you?
Peter Callaghan: I'm thinking!
Midge Callaghan: These mashed potatoes are so creamy.
Ashley: I object to this wedding!
Priest: Get in line.
Joe Jr.: O.K., Lucy, it's either me or him!
Lucy: Him.
Joe Jr.: You don't have to answer right away.
Elsie: I don't drink anymore...I don't drink any less, either!
Elsie: I like Mass better in Latin. It's nicer when you don't know what they're saying.
Jerry: You're born into a family. You do not join them like you do the Marines.
Lucy: Doesn't anybody use a phone anymore?
Joe Jr.: I do.
Lucy: I'm not talking about 900 numbers.
Joe Jr.: Who told?!!
Jack: You suck!
Peter: I suck, or the outfit sucks?
Jack: It's a toss-up.
Lucy: And who are you, Jack, the happiness guru?
Peter: Remember the squirrels I saved as a kid? First I knocked them out
of their nest with a rock, then I saved them.
Elsie: Look at the bright side. He has more room in his jockey shorts.
Lucy: It's just...I never met anyone I could laugh with. You know?
Lucy: The truth was that I fell in love with you. Yes, all of you. I went from
being all alone to being a fiancee, a daughter, a grandaughter, a sister, and a friend.
I may have saved your life that day, but you really saved mine. You let me be a part of
your family. I haven't had that in a really long time.
Elsie: Look at the bright side. He has more room in his jockey shorts.
Lucy: You're sick.
Jerry: Oh, I'm sick? You're cheating on a vegetable.
Saul: I couldn't love you anymore if you were my own son. But the fact of
the matter is, you're a putz!
Lucy: (thinking) It's amazing how exotic Wisconsin... isn't.
