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»Thursday, April 11, 2002 10:17 PM by Sean
Fred finally took a break from all his pointless brainless AP English writing for a little while to do some writing for the site. He wrote about Katy's kidnapping. Read that shiite here. I added some stuff to what he wrote to make it more offensive to Katy. More offensive than cat poop. Alright I'm out.

»Monday, April 8, 2002 4:52 PM by Sean
I've decided to devote the rest of my life to murdering anyone who ever feels sorry for Craig. His relationship philosophy of "nah" has resulted in him and Kristin being "just friends". Alright on to other things. Nick has updated the dumbass quote of the week section. Him and Katy act like thier married now. Yeah. Okay.

»Sunday, April 7, 2002 9:29 PM by Sean
This weekend Fred and I discovered a new way to enjoy ourselves. Kidnapping. Nick and Katy were trying to have a "nice evening" together when me, Fred, and Craig just busted into Nick's house, grabbed Katy, threw her in the back of my car, and drove away. Fred's gonna write more about it soon. In the meantime, here's a picture.

»Thursday, April 4, 2002 10:10 AM by Sean
Don't let the fact that I've updated the site four times in the past week fool you--my life is still boring as hell. Nick just sent me stuff for the site. He added another top 10 list called The top 10 reasons Craig will go crazy and kill everyone at age 32. He also started writing about The dumbass quote of the week which he will hopefully add to weekly. The first quote is about Craig. I wonder why this website isn't one of the top 10 things that is going to cause Craig to go insane when he's 32 years old. Oh yeah Nick and Katy are falling "in love". Yeah. Okay.

»Sunday, March 31, 2002 10:24 PM by Sean
Man this weekend was fun. I wish my parents were never home. Updating the site feels so unnatural, especially since I'm not making fun of Craig. Craig the key to taking relationship advice from Fred is to do exactly the opposite of everything he says. I added another top 10 list at the top 10 list section called the top 10 things to do when you just dont give a damn anymore. Ahh the things I think of when I hang out with Nick Fred and Craig. Peace.

»Thursday, March 28, 2002 2:04 PM by Sean
Well I figured that I should update the dryspell section on the site since Craig has a girlfriend now and this happens less than Jesus. Umm Happy Easter everyone. I also added pictures to the site of people. I forgot who.

»Thursday, March 28, 2002 10:16 AM by Sean
I bet you're trying to think about what made me actually get off my lazy ass and update this site today. Well, it actually is something important. Craig has a girlfriend! I figured I should update right away since you never know how long Craig's relationships are going to last. So far he has his relationship with Laruen beat. Good job, buddy. He's going out with Kristin, my ex girlfriend, but that doesn't bother me at all. He could be going out with my mother for all I care, as long as he actually has a girlfriend. I also got some feedback from some doosh bag just complaining about the site. I'll put in the doosh bag, I mean feedback section. See you next month!

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