All right, folks, let's try this again. I'm very sorry for never actually getting this site running; my life has been incredibly hectic for the last several months. However...I'm going to spend some time on it now and get it up. I don't know if I'll post jokes; the main focus will be general humour. I'd love submissions. *looks pleadingly* (cynicalflutist@yahoo.com) Coming soon: Another song parody and the links section. Really. I promise.

Note from the Webmistress: Guess whose laptop screen decided to crack? Yep, mine. So I have *very* limited internet access, which means even less updating than I already do. Gah. Meanwhile, go check out BATONI. Because the members page feels lonely.

Oh, and while the heading "General Stuff" is self-explanatory, the "Secret Lair" is the part of the site devoted to band fanfiction (one of the most neglected fandoms out there...sniffle.)

And check out the new LJ icons! (My livejournal is here, in case you were wondering.)

General Stuff
"I Believe I Can March" (a song parody)
Band Poetry
About Me
LiveJournal User Pictures
BATONI

The Secret Lair

The Marching Poodles Saga:
The Band Director of Oz
2001: A Band Odyssey
When Oboists Attack
The Drum Major Strikes Back
The Silence of the Tubas
The Silence of the Tubas: Alternate Ending
The Really Big, Complete Character List
Notes from the author

The Fellowship of the Band Nerds (cowritten with Sami:
Introduction
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six

Disclaimer: All humor is (c) me (1999-2002), unless otherwise stated. The songs belong to those who originally wrote them, and various characters in the fanfic aren't mine. Lord of the Rings also belongs to the Tolkien people + New Line Cinema. So :P to them.

Last updated: 6.27.02

Note: All new background music! "Allegro con Fuoco," from Dvorak's New World Symphony (our '02-'03 show). Because my nickname has changed from Megan V to Megan con Fuoco. The midi is from Midiworld.com.