Part of an ongoing saga from the demented minds of Lyra & Moonsong
Warnings: Sillyfic, Parody, Annoyed Youji, Silly SchuThis is a reaction to Lynn Kudou's recent announcement regarding her shrine to Youji- Velvet Underwear http://www.oocities.org/Tokyo/Ginza/5170/Weiss/yoji.html Just a bit of background- Schu-schu was visiting one night, having nothing better to do than to go annoy two innocent WK fans, when Crawford showed up with his new boytoy, Youji, to drag said redhead back home. One thing led to another and the redhead and the playboy ended up spending the night together. Craw-chan, the poor misguided soul, blamed the two innocent WK fans, and so, the rest of the White Hunters decided to move in and "keep them safe." Schu-schu, of course, being that his Youji- bunny was obliged to keep watch over us, moved in as well. That is how Lyra and Moonsong ended up with Aya claiming their favorite bay window to read his depressing poetry when he's not at work, Kenken doing their laundry and helping Omi tend the shop, Yotan and Schu-schu... well, they really didn't want to know what those two did all day in Yotan's bedroom, and them, in the living room, trying to figure out why the house seemed so full, the kitchen so empty, and what horrible thing they had done to deserve all this. And so, the story begins... ---------- Lyra and Moonsong were sitting in the living room, as usual. Moonsong was on the compy reading WKML posts when she suddenly fell to the floor laughing. "Oh... my... good... lord...." Lyra hurried over immediately to see what had befallen her cackling sister. "What?" "The shrine to Yotan's underwear finally revealed... his skivvies..." she managed to gasp before resuming her patented hyena imitation. Lyra smiled and returned to the couch. "Hai, I saw that earlier..." she giggled. "Schu should like that page...." Finally recovering from her fit, Moonsong sat up, eyeing the closed door down the hall. "I think they're still in the bedroom..." Lyra glanced at her impishly and winked. "Oooooooh boys! We have a website you should see!" she sang out. After a few moments, past experience had proved it was far safer to answer the girls' calls than to hope they went away, a bleary- looking Youji poked his head out of the room. "What?" Lyra snickered. "A shrine to your undies, Yotan! Youji's jaw dropped. "A shrine to my WHAT?" Without warning, something large and red streaked out of the bedroom and planted itself in front of the computer. "WHHHHHEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEE?????????????" Lyra giggled and pointed to the screen. "There!" By now, Schu-schu was navigating the site with undisguised glee, braying like a donkey. "Oh my GOD! Kudou! You GOTTA SEE this!" He clinked on a particularly revealing picture and promptly fell out of the chair laughing. Poor Youji took one look at the screen and promptly melted into a puddle of Youji-goo from embarrassment. Lyra snickered again. "Aw, look....he's embarrassed!" Schu clicked on another link. "She even has a pic of you WITHOUT them!" That was it. Like an enraged bull, Youji charged over and ripped the computer cord from the wall socket. Schu-schu blinked up at him in disbelief. "What's gotten into YOU?" Crossing her arms, Lyra glared at the blonde. "You're paying for that, you know?" Youji matched her stance and looked away. Uncoiling from the chair, Schuldich paced over to him, a positively wicked gleam in his eye. "Now be nice or I'll tell them to do another fanart pic of you..." Youji flinched but remained stoic. "...with OMI..." The girls tittered as Youji's jaw dropped again. "You wouldn't..." The smirk. "Try me." With a speed that rivaled the German's, Youji was behind the desk, plugging the hated machine back in. "There. Happy?" Schuldich only grinned smugly and logged on to resume the important task of driving Youji absolutely batty. The girls laughed. Youji pouted. Schu was busy designing his own Youji underwear. "Hmmm... tiger-striped, g-string, or bare- oh my!" An ominous growl echoed through the room. Schu ignored him and continued his work. "Yes! DAISIES!" Youji fainted. The girls were hyperventilating and would probably need an ambulance soon. Schu-schu looked over at the dead Yotan on the floor. "Would you rather a petunia?" When no one answered, Schu turned back to the compy. "Let's see... something in... pink..." The girls nearly passed out. The dead Youji on the floor twitched lightly. "Schu-honey... yamete..." Schu regarded him with a lazy grin. "Make me." Eyes twinkling, the now resurrected Yotan suddenly jumped up and bounded into Omi's room, his lanky legs giving him the air of a leaping gazelle. Schu raised an elegant eyebrow and followed warily. Still snickering, Lyra picked herself off the floor and offered a hand to help her sister up. "You know," she began as they started towards Omi's room. "I think he'd look good in boxers with chibi-Schu-Schu's on them....." Moonsong nearly fainted again. "YES!!!!" Laughing, the girls entered the room. Schuldich was standing in front of the younger boy's desk, eyes glued to the laptop where Youji was typing intently. [ T-h-e S-c-h-r-i-n-e t-o S-c-h-u-l-d-i-c-h-'-s - ] Immediately, Schu slapped Youji's hands away and glared at him. "NEIN!" The playboy looked up at him smugly. "Nani?" Lyra blinked in confusion. "You want to make a shrine to Schu's undies?" Youji winked but remained silent. "Don't you DARE!" Chuckling lightly, Youji grinned up at Schu. "Ok, ok. I won't. If you go back to the bedroom and stop picking on me." Defeated, the redhead made an about-face and stalked out of the room, muttering and grumbling the whole while. He honestly didn't care if his lover made a shrine to his blasted underwear. Just... not... THAT... Back in Omi's room, Youji closed the laptop triumphantly and turned to the girls, his eyes twinkling with mirth. "I wasn't actually going to make a shrine to his underwear, you know..." "So what was it going to be to?" Lyra asked. Youji threw her a backward glance and smirked. "His... mint green stuffed bunny plushie..." The purely mental shriek exploded through the house, deafening Every living creature within 5 miles of the place. /Bakayarou! You weren't supposed to TELL them!!!!/ ----------- Heh. We generally pick on the boys daily but just thought we'd share this bit. ^_^ And thanks to Lynn-san for approving this! We'll get those chibi- Schu boxers to you soon enough. ^_~ Disclaimer: All original materials belong to their respective owners. Weiß Kreuz is © to Koyasu Takehito & Project Weiß. No copyright infringement is intended. The story is mine and I would appreciate you emailing us for permission before posting it anywhere else. Copyright © September 16, 2000 by Lyra Stormrider & Moonsong. All Rights Reserved.
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