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| Lookie who's back, everyone's favorite platypus and dead street family pet cat. All About The Me If I had $100,000,000,000 I would buy: LOTS AND LOTS OF CDS, a house in every state, and a huge yacht so I could gather all my friends on it, travel far away from the coast, and watch monkeys sword-fight. If I could have one wish: I'd wish for $100,000,000,000 so I could buy LOTS AND LOTS OF CDS, a house in every state, and a huge yacht so I could gather all my friends on it, travel far away from the coast, and watch monkeys sword-fight. My favorite things are my: Non-prescription glasses that are cooler than Linda's, my CDs, and my plaid button-up shirt I got for 2 bucks. Most important people in my life are: My friends! I love you guys! In a non-sexual way. And my sister, 'cause without her, I wouldn't be able to see my friends over the summer, unless I walked about 3 miles whenever I want to see them but I wouldn't do that 'cause I don't love you guys that much as to risking dehydration and heat strokes. Plus it'd take me half an hour to get there if I hadn't died on the way. But the most important person would be me, 'cause without me there wouldn't be a me and the world would just suck In my spare time I: Listen to music, draw, or stare at the ceiling and ponder about quantum physics...or cheesy bread. If I had to die one way besides of age: I would die in a freak gasoline fight accident If I was stuck on an island with all my friends with one raft and enough food and supplies to save two of us: Two of my friends would take the raft and leave the rest of us there to die. I like to eat: Yes. If there were five of me: I'd teach all the Mes synchronized dancing and be best friends with all the Mes. Then I'd take over the world (Maniacal Laughter) Ahem... |
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| Updates: 03/01/03 - A moron page inspired by Linda! Hehehehehe HARDEE HAR HAR! Please dont' kill me... |
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| If you ever get hunted down and chased by two government-like people and they're gaining on you fast, each on both sides, so they can like grab you by the arms pin you down and handcuff you, I think a good idea would be to jump stop and not pivot but to like flare your elbows out up behind you in hopes that they'll run into your elbows with their faces. And then while they're on the ground willowing in their pain you can grab the handcuffs and cuff their ankles together 'cause, did i mention? three-legged races are tricky. Also you'd look cool. |
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