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*King* Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we have a very special debut. It's another Diva loaded with T and A!

*JR* now this woman has proved herself throughout her wrestling career. And she's here now in sWa to show that she can do a lot more than just be another valet.

*King* Now you must admit though, she does have a big behind.

*JR* King, everything to you has to do with a woman's body part. You make me sick.

*King* Puppies just keep coming. Haha!

*JR* Well, let's go to a little bit earlier when Stacy Keibler first entered the arena.

The camera goes to the Titantron and it shows a limo pulling up the sWa arena.

When the limo got to the front gate, a guard goes up to the passenger seat and asks for some ID.

*Guard* Excuse me ma'am, but do you have an ID. No one can get in witout one.

*Stacy* Here you go!

Stacy smiles really big as she gives the ID to the guard. He checks it under the scanner and green letters speeling "OK" made the gates open to enter the arena. As Stacy's car goes through the left side of the arena where the dome is, people are already screaming and shouting for her. Flashes from cameras were already going crazy even before she got out of the car. Some bodyguards surround her and helps her to the Dome where she was to answer some questions.

*Stacy* Hey everyone. It's great to be here. Now I understand that some of you have some questions for me, so lets go to the first one. Umm.. you there in the red shirt.

*Reporter 1* Ms. Keibler, how do you feel about entering the wrestling business?

*Stacy* Oh it's wonderful. I've been waiting for this event for a long time now. I've signed up with the federation a few weeks ago and I'm so glad when I got a call saying that I was in the fed.

*Reporter 2* Have you set your mind on any goals even before you got here?

*Stacy* Actually, I was looking forward to the Women's Title, but since almost all of the Divas are after one title, I might think about going to the next level and maybe compete for the Cruiserweight Title.

*Reporter 3* How do you plan on succeeding in so?

*Stacy* In my past years, I have proven myself to be tough and true because I have battled against some of the superstars here. Now I know that it might not be too much of a deal to anyone when I beat a superstar, but to me, it's like a miracle. Going against some of the divas are already hard enough, but going against superstars are even scarier.

*Reporter 4* Since coming here, do you have any other business other than wrestling?

*Stacy* Actually yes, I thought that being one of the best divas in here is already a great thing, but the only other thing that would make me happy is to start my own stable. I know it will be hard work, but it's also going to be a new challenge, things that I like.

*Reporter 5* We know that you just joined this federation. But you also just entered with other divas as well. Torrie Wilson, Stephanie McMahon, and Trish Stratus.

*Stacy* Yea, they're here as well. I guess all of us have decided that it was time for us to make some action. And now that we're here, well, I can't say more. Were glad to be here and we both were actually thinking of forming a women's stable. just that will come to pass later on. You'll see. Just watch and you'll get the full coverage.

As Stacy finishes her last word, a bell rang which meant it was only a few minutes away until Stacy's debut promo.

*Stacy* Thank you everyone for the sweet welcome, I'm sorry I couldn't stay any longer.

The camera fades back to King and JR.

*King* Stay tuned everyone, because after the commercial we are going to have Stacy Keibler's T and A, I mean promo on stage.

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*JR* We're back here and tonight we have Stacy Keibler's promo.

*King* JR I can't wait! It's going to be another diva!

*JR* Well, from what we have seen from her in the past, there is obviously no opposing to the fact that Stacy is going to go through the Women's Division by storm.

*King* Oh my God! JR, it's Stacy Keibler!

Legs by Kid Rock plays through the arena and Stacy is seen walking down the ramp.

*Lilian* Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the federation, the newest addition from Baltimore Maryland, Stacy Keibler!

Stacy walks over to the announce table and gets a mike from Nick. King goes up to her and hugs her. Stacy just lightly pushes him away as she walks up the metal stairs and enters through the middle part of the ropes. Lilian gets out of the ring and Stacy waits for the crowd to calm down.

*King* That woman is truly something else. I mean, come on! Look at her! She is a beautiful thing to look at. She's so cute, but I'm afraid she's not at all innocent! She might have the looks, but she is one tough competitor. I just hope that she has enough of it to be able to press on here in the sWa.

*JR* I for one am not going to doubt that she will do well in the federation. She has joined and I think that she will turn out great in here. She has worked hard, and that's why she is here right now. Well, let's see what's up with her.

*Stacy* Thank you everyone for welcoming me to this federation in such a glorious day. I'm so happy to be here right now, being able to be with all of you. Now I came to this business because I couldn't find one good enough to fit my needs. So I'm here to ask right now if any of the superstars would like to be my manager. I feel very welcome for being in here. It's really great to finally be in this federation. I feel very welcome and very happy that you all would take your time and pay some money just to see me in my promo. This means a lot to me and I want to thank all of you for being so nice. I came here to be the Women's Champion or even more. I have trained long and hard for this event to happen. And I plan to go all the way and be the best I can be. I think that finally being here proves to everyone that I'm not just another pretty face in the crowd. I am something else. Something better than your ordinary girl in the corner waiting for her man to start ordering her. I am a diva. And getting here wasn't all that easy. But by standing here now in front of all of you just makes me a happier person. I can see the hard work that I put into getting into this federation and the things that I had to sacrifice to be able to reach my goal. And that goal is to be better than anyone else. I know that some people might think that its all fun and games just being here in the federation, but a lot of us has worked long and hard for this. And I'm not going to back down to anyone. I mean anyone. Weather it be a male or female. I will gladly take the challenge because unlike the rest, I am the Long Legged Goddess!

It's my debut night here, and already I have a match on Monday Night RAW. I thought that since I was only one of the four divas, that it would take a while to get ourselves in action. But I was wrong. This coming Monday night I'm going to have to go against the three other divas in the federation. Stephanie McMahon, Trish Stratus, and Torrie Wilson. Now I don't know about you, but this seems to me like it's going to be a very easy match. I know that alot of you are very doubtful of my ring abilities, but come on. You haven't even seen me wrestle yet! I've been training for a long time already just to get here to the sWa. It's time for me to show what I can do. I'm going to prove to all of you that I, Stacy Keibler is more of a wrestler than any other divas in here. Not Stephanie McMahon, not Trish Stratus, and not Torrie Wilson. I will end up to be the best of the best. It's so obvious, none of these other women are competition for me. My strength over capacitates theirs by like, 5 to none! But you know what? That's ok with me. I really don't care anyways if any of you show up at all. I already know that I'm going to win this match, and no one will be able to stop me from doing so. But before doing so, I would like to go on to the matter of the fact. That is going on to the three other divas I'm going against. First off, Stephanie McMahon. Who in the blue hell does Stephanie think she is? Is she crazy going against someone like me? If she was planning to, then she was a fool. She doesn't know what's ahead of her. You see Stephanie, you are so not the person to win that Women's Title. One, you're ugly and you look like a gorilla. Two, you don't have wrestling skills, and three, you're just not Diva material! You come up here and start to diss all the divas, well Stephanie, here's news for you, on our up-coming match, you are going to be in a very different position, flat on your back! You say you're always on top, well dear, you just met your match. I will rise to the top while you slowly inch your way lower and lower until you get to the very bottom of the Diva line. You are so pathetic and so full of shit. I think I speak for eveyone here when I say, SHUT THE FUCK UP! *Crowd cheers* If you really think that it's cute when you open your big mouth out here, you're wrong! It's just plain annoying and your voice is like a parasite to us. It hurts our ears. If I were you I'd shut up or I'll stick my hand down your throat! Wait, it wont fit, your mouths too big! Maybe I'll use a melon instead! *Stacy laughs* You are so pathetic. The only reason you got into this wrestling business is because of your father. Well that's not going to stop me from beating your ass. For me, you are just a bump in the road, and the only way to get passed you is to trample over you, which by the way I plan to do to you once we get to the ring! To tell the truth, I don't think you have a speck of a chance against me! And if you do, then I feel really sorry. I mean, come on! You're like a cross between a gorilla and a howling monkey! And why do I say that? Because you look like a gorilla and sound like a howling monkey! *Crowd laughs with Stacy* You know, it's really sad to see you come up here thinking you're all that. I can't beleive that you would actually come back in this federation. People obviously don't like you at all, and if you are planning to come out here tonight, please don't! I've had enough of that raspy voice of yours. It's just that damn annoying! Oh well, I'm just going to leave your business at that. Stephanie, you are just full of shit. The only reason you can get up this high is because you were once Women's Champion. I mean, no offense or anything, but that's not working either. You are still weak, pathetic, and should have the crown for being the biggest slut in here. You say you are the Billion Dollar Princes, well honey, I'm the Long Legged Goddess. Unlike you I have both wrestling skills and beauty at the same time. Something very hard to find as a quality in women. Now Stephanie, why in the world would you ever consider being in a match against me? Are you out of your freakin mind? Do you plan to fall down and not be able to get up? Stephanie you are such a laugh. I don't even know why you are in this federation. You are so pathetic and so weak. I don't beleive that you should have even entered this federation in the first palce. This federation is for experts like me and to tell the truth, you won't last a second against me. And if you do, well, good luck! I know that you'll need it a hell of a lot more than I will. And just to let you know, you being here, is not really something that all the Divas like. Oh well, I'm just going to leave your business at that. We'll just see who will win this coming Monday Night for RAW.

I've got this match coming up and I don't think that it's going to be such an easy match. But hell, I can get through anything. I came here to sWa to get some gold around my waist, and frankly, there are just a few people that piss me off and are getting in my way. Those people are bimbos like Bitch Stratus, Dog-faced Lita, and so on and so forth. And I'm pretty sure that I have a pretty good chance of getting that belt. Just watch and see, I'll be the most dominating Woman in this federation. I mean, guys want me and girls want to be me! I'm sorry but there's just one Stacy and that is me. So before you bitches get up here, strut, and open your wide open trap, I would like to suggest for you to close it right away unless you want my fist down your throat! *crowd cheers* I have been in the Wrestling business since a few weeks ago. And now, a few days later, I'm still here and active and ready to get some titles! I have hid in the shadows because I didn't want to hurt anyone, but now that I have finally become my real self and came out of the dark, I am now the most dominating woman in this fed and I am going to be the number one Diva! Anyway, going on to Trish. Jesus Christ have you seen that bitch lately? She became one of the biggest sluts here in sWa since she joined!She's on her own even though she tries to be nice to other people, and frankly, I don't think she's got a hell of a chance even with anyone. I mean, come on! She looks like trash! She is obviously no competition whatsoever against me and she is full of shit. She has been running her mouth over and over again and I'm tired of it! I think its time that someone taught you a lesson about talking gurl, because I will be there after you to kick your fuckin' weak ass! You have no competition against me Trish, all you can do is give blowjobs. How pathetic. You have to run to someone else because you're old boyfriend doesn't care about you anymore. Well you know what Trish? It's time to shine, not you, me! I will do this by kicking the living hell out of you and making sure that you know why I am the rightful Diva to get the title. I’m sorry Trish, but you just started to piss me off. And when I’m pissed off, I’m not happy. And when I’m not happy, somebody’s ass gets kicked! And you know what? I think you just volunteered for it. You know, I’m sorry that you were even given the position as a wrestler here in sWa, you’re a waste of talent. You should’ve stayed as a fitness model that you were. And why did you become that again? That’s right, because you wanted to be like me! You can’t even be original! How freakin’ pathetic is that? Let me tell you, its pathetic, like the way you are! All you have is looks, which by the way doesn’t compare to mine, and your wrestling skills are pathetic and weak like shit! I’m sorry Trish, but you’re not getting out of that ring unharmed. Now I know that you have beaten a lot of people to be able to get this far. But I’m telling you right now, this is where you stop! I’m not about to back down to some low-life bimbo that can’t wrestle. I’m sorry honey but I’m way better than that! You see, there are two kinds of Divas. Wrestlers, and sluts. And I’m sorry to say but you fall to the category of a slut! You have pathetic ring skills and I’m about to prove to everyone that you are weak as shit and can’t do anything, and you know what? I’m tired of you as well and I’m going to put you out for good! You have been stopping a lot of Divas from accomplishing what they want to do, but I promise you that I will be your worst enemy and once you get in my face, you get moved. That means that I kick your ass no questions asked. Now you have proved yourself of being a good Diva, but not good enough! I will kick your ass so bad that you won’t even know what happened to you! You’re going down Trish, just count how many more, days, hours, minutes, and seconds. Because once it comes down to the clock, your out! I can't beleive you have the Women's Title, that title is obviously the one for me, so just shine up up because you are going to loose it soon!

Now, going on to a certain Diva I'd like to call Boob-job Torrie. Now Torrie, I had nothing against you, but ever since you came here all you did was bitch about the other Divas. Well you know what? This is where it stops! Now Torrie you haven't done anything to piss me off yet, but I'm pretty sure you will. So I'm just going to finish it even before you start it. Now you trailer-trash bitch from the dumpster, if I were you I wouldn't get in my way either. I am in enough stress trying to settle scores with Trish, so if you don't mind, stay out of my way or you will have the same fate Trish will get. Torrie, I know the reason why you're not out here. It's because you are scared of me! Don't worry though, I would to if I were you. Considering you've never won a match against anyone even when we were in the WCW. Well, maybe against that other girl Sunny or something. And oh yeah, I heard that it was by cheating too. How pathetic. You can't beat someone fair and square because you are weak as hell. Well newsflash Torrie, you are going against one of the most supreme Divas in the federation, and that's me, Stacy. So I would watch out little girl, because you're playing in the big leage now. And you're going against me! I don't even know why you deserve the title. You're obviously continuing what you did in WCW, make out with 60 year old men! How disgusting is that? It's like kissing something soggy and ugh! *Stacy shakes her head in disgust* That's so nasty. I never found anyone that would do such a thing other than you. I mean, you are the whore in this federation so I guess I shouldn't be suprised. Well Torrie, here's just a little tip if you decide to enter the ring with me. I mean, first off being in the ring with me is an honor and a priviledge. And you're going to be one of the first people to ever get in the ring with someone like me. You just probably did what you usually do, sleep with the owners just to be able to have a title match. Well, I'm telling you right now stay out of my way or bring the medics with you. Pick one or the other. You know Torrie, you just really piss me off. You are one of the biggest bitches I've ever seen to come in this federation. You are such a slut and a bitch. I don't even know what to call you anymore, it's like, your own species or something. You put a bad name in women and I will stop you. Sometimes I just want to staple your mouth shut because you just keep talking and talking. Well Torrie you can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk? Unlike you I've done both. I have talked the talk and I have also walked the walk. I have done everything that I could to win and I succeed. Even though sometimes it's not the best thing to do. You see Torrie, theres a difference between me and you other than the fact that I am better than you. I might be a bitch, but at least I'm a good looking bitch. Not some raggedy looking whore from hell. I just feel like using your hair as a rag to wipe away the blood that will be shed in our match.

Stacy accept the cheers from the crowd and smiles at them as she exits ringside.

Stacy walks backstage where people start to greet her, she goes to her locker room and finds a note, she reads it to herself, then goes to find someone... the question is... who?

End of Roleplay

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