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Nick: Hello everyone and welcome to WWE. This is a very special show tonight because it's the WWE England. Tonight we also have a very special suprise, the newest member of the WWE, Lita. Lita: Thank you Nick. Nick: So Lita, how does it feel like being a WWE diva? Lita: It feels great. I'm glad to finally be here and I accept the fact that I'm going to have to work hard to win this. Nick: What do you think about your match against Stephanie McMahon? Lita: Who in the blue hell does Stephanie think she is? Is she crazy going against someone like me? If she was planning to, then she was a fool. She doesn't know what's ahead of her. You see Stephanie, you are so not the person to win that match. One, you're ugly and you look like a gorilla. Two, you don't have wrestling skills, and three, you're just not Diva material! You come up here and start to diss all the divas, well Stephanie, here's news for you, on our up-coming match, you are going to be in a very different position, flat on your back! You say you're always on top, well dear, you just met your match. I will rise to the top while you slowly inch your way lower and lower until you get to the very bottom of the Diva line. You are so pathetic and so full of shit. I think I speak for eveyone here when I say, SHUT THE FUCK UP! *Crowd cheers* If you really think that it's cute when you open your big mouth out here, you're wrong! It's just plain annoying and your voice is like a parasite to us. It hurts our ears. If I were you I'd shut up or I'll stick my hand down your throat! Wait, it wont fit, your mouths too big! Maybe I'll use a melon instead! *Lita laughs* You are so pathetic. The only reason you got into this wrestling business is because of your father. Well that's not going to stop me from beating your ass. For me, you are just a bump in the road, and the only way to get passed you is to trample over you, which by the way I plan to do to you once we get to the ring! To tell the truth, I don't think you have a speck of a chance against me! And if you do, then I feel really sorry. I mean, come on! You're like a cross between a gorilla and a howling monkey! And why do I say that? Because you look like a gorilla and sound like a howling monkey! *Crowd laughs with Lita* You know, it's really sad to see you come up here thinking you're all that. I can't beleive that you would actually come back in this federation. People obviously don't like you at all, and if you are planning to come out here tonight, please don't! I've had enough of that raspy voice of yours. It's just that damn annoying! Oh well, I'm just going to leave your business at that. Stephanie, you are just full of shit. The only reason you can get up this high is because you were once Women's Champion. I mean, no offense or anything, but that's not working either. You are still weak, pathetic, and should have the crown for being the biggest slut in here. You say you are the Billion Dollar Princes, well honey, I'm the Queen of Xtreme. Unlike you I have both wrestling skills and beauty at the same time. Something very hard to find as a quality in women. Now Stephanie, why in the world would you ever consider being in a match against me? Are you out of your freakin mind? Do you plan to fall down and not be able to get up? Stephanie you are such a laugh. I don't even know why you are in this federation. You are so pathetic and so weak. I don't beleive that you should have even entered this federation in the first palce. This federation is for experts like me and to tell the truth, you won't last a second against me. And if you do, well, good luck! I know that you'll need it a hell of a lot more than I will. And just to let you know, you being here, is not really something that all the Divas like. Oh well, I'm just going to leave your business at that. We'll just see who will win this coming Thursday Night Smackdown. Nick: Thank you Lita, goodluck in your match tomorrow. Lita: You're welcome 
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