*Lilian* Ladies and gentlemen, making her way to the ring weighing at 142 pounds, Jazz! Jazz walks down to the ring and scares Lilian off. She laughs at her and grabs the mic. *Jazz* Allright you bitches, listen up! I didn't come here to play games. I've got this match coming up and I don't think that it's going to be such an easy match. But hell, I can get through anything. I came here to WWE to get some gold around my waist, and frankly, there are just a few people that piss me off and are getting in my way. Those people are bimbos like Bitch Stratus, Man-Whore Chyna, and so on and so forth. And I'm pretty sure that I have a pretty good chance of getting that belt. Just watch and see, I'll be the most dominating Woman in this federation. I mean, guys want me and girls want to be me! I'm sorry but there's just one Jazz and that is me. So before you bitches get up here, strut, and open your wide open trap, I would like to suggest for you to close it right away unless you want my fist down your throat! *crowd cheers* I have been in the Wrestling business since a few weeks ago. And now, a few days later, I'm still here and active and ready to get some titles! I have hid in the shadows because I didn't want to hurt anyone, but now that I have finally become my real self and came out of the dark, I am now the most dominating woman in this fed and I am going to be the number one Diva! Anyway, going on to Trish. Jesus Christ have you seen that bitch lately? She became one of the biggest sluts here in WWE since she joined! She's on her own even though she tries to be nice to other people, and frankly, I don't think she's got a hell of a chance even with anyone. I mean, come on! She looks like trash! She is obviously no competition whatsoever against me and she is full of shit. She has been running her mouth over and over again and I'm tired of it! I think its time that someone taught you a lesson about talking gurl, because I will be there after you to kick your fuckin' weak ass! You have no competition against me Trish, all you can do is give blowjobs. How pathetic. You have to run to someone else because you're old boyfriend doesn't care about you anymore. Well you know what Trish? It's time to shine, not you, me! I will do this by kicking the living hell out of you and making sure that you know why I am the rightful Diva to get the title. I’m sorry Trish, but you just started to piss me off. And when I’m pissed off, I’m not happy. And when I’m not happy, somebody’s ass gets kicked! And you know what? I think you just volunteered for it. You know, I’m sorry that you were even given the position as a wrestler here in WWE, you’re a waste of talent. You should’ve stayed as a fitness model that you were. And why did you become that again? That’s right, because you wanted to be like me! You can’t even be original! How freakin’ pathetic is that? Let me tell you, its pathetic, like the way you are! All you have is looks, which by the way doesn’t compare to mine, and your wrestling skills are pathetic and weak like shit! I’m sorry Trish, but you’re not getting out of that ring unharmed. Now I know that you have beaten a lot of people to be able to get this far. But I’m telling you right now, this is where you stop! I’m not about to back down to some low-life bimbo that can’t wrestle. I’m sorry honey but I’m way better than that! You see, there are two kinds of Divas. Wrestlers, and sluts. And I’m sorry to say but you fall to the category of a slut! You have pathetic ring skills and I’m about to prove to everyone that you are weak as shit and can’t do anything, and you know what? I’m tired of you as well and I’m going to put you out for good! You have been stopping a lot of Divas from accomplishing what they want to do, but I promise you that I will be your worst enemy and once you get in my face, you get moved. That means that I kick your ass no questions asked. Now you have proved yourself of being a good Diva, but not good enough! I will kick your ass so bad that you won’t even know what happened to you! You’re going down Trish, just count how many more, days, hours, minutes, and seconds. Because once it comes down to the clock, your out! I can't beleive you even got to this match. I thought only divas that could wrestle were allowed. Oh well, I guess no one really cares about real talent anymore. It's my debut night here, and already I have a match on the Thursday Night Smackdown. I thought that since I was one of the many divas, that it would take a while to get ourselves in action. But I was wrong. This coming Thursday night I'm going to have to go against the three other divas in the federation. Chyna, Trish Stratus and Trish. Now I don't know about you, but this seems to me like it's going to be a very easy match. I know that alot of you are very doubtful of my ring abilities, but come on. You haven't even seen me wrestle yet! I've been training for a long time already just to get here to the WWE. It's time for me to show what I can do. I'm going to prove to all of you that I, Victoria am more of a wrestler than any other divas in here. Not Chyna, not Trish Stratus, and not Tori. I will end up to be the best of the best. It's so obvious, none of these other women are competition for me. My strength over capacitates theirs by like, 5 to none! But you know what? That's ok with me. I really don't care anyways if any of you show up at all. I already know that I'm going to win this match, and no one will be able to stop me from doing so. But before doing so, I would like to go on to the matter of the fact. That is going on to the three other divas I'm going against. First off, Chyna. Who in the blue hell does Chyna think she is? Is she crazy going against someone like me? If she was planning to, then she was a fool. She doesn't know what's ahead of her. You see Chyna, you are so not the person to win that Women's Title. One, you're ugly and you look like a gorilla. Two, you don't have wrestling skills, and three, you're just not Diva material! You come up here and start to diss all the divas, well Chyna, here's news for you, on our up-coming match, you are going to be in a very different position, flat on your back! You say you're always on top, well dear, you just met your match. I will rise to the top while you slowly inch your way lower and lower until you get to the very bottom of the Diva line. You are so pathetic and so full of shit. I think I speak for eveyone here when I say, SHUT THE FUCK UP! *Crowd cheers* If you really think that it's cute when you open your big mouth out here, you're wrong! It's just plain annoying and your voice is like a parasite to us. It hurts our ears. If I were you I'd shut up or I'll stick my hand down your throat! Wait, it wont fit, your mouths too big! Maybe I'll use a melon instead! *Jazz laughs* You are so pathetic. The only reason you got into this wrestling business is because of your father. Well that's not going to stop me from beating your ass. For me, you are just a bump in the road, and the only way to get passed you is to trample over you, which by the way I plan to do to you once we get to the ring! To tell the truth, I don't think you have a speck of a chance against me! And if you do, then I feel really sorry. I mean, come on! You're like a cross between a gorilla and a howling monkey! And why do I say that? Because you look like a gorilla and sound like a howling monkey! *Crowd cheers* You know, it's really sad to see you come up here thinking you're all that. I can't beleive that you would actually come back in this federation. People obviously don't like you at all, and if you are planning to come out here tonight, please don't! I've had enough of that raspy voice of yours. It's just that damn annoying! Oh well, I'm just going to leave your business at that. Chyna, you are just full of shit. The only reason you can get up this high is because you were once Women's Champion. I mean, no offense or anything, but that's not working either. You are still weak, pathetic, and should have the crown for being the biggest slut in here. You say you are the Ninth Wonder of the World, well honey, I'm the Queen Bitch. Unlike you I have both wrestling skills and beauty at the same time. Something very hard to find as a quality in women. Now Chyna, why in the world would you ever consider being in a match against me? Are you out of your freakin mind? Do you plan to fall down and not be able to get up? Chyna you are such a laugh. I don't even know why you are in this federation. You are so pathetic and so weak. I don't beleive that you should have even entered this federation in the first palce. This federation is for experts like me and to tell the truth, you won't last a second against me. And if you do, well, good luck! I know that you'll need it a hell of a lot more than I will. And just to let you know, you being here, is not really something that all the divas like. Oh well, I'm just going to leave your business at that. We'll just see who will win this coming Smackdown. Jazz gets the title belt from the commentary and raises it up in the air.