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*JR* Well, on Vengeance we are going to have very exciting matches. We are going to have two rumbles. A Hardcore Rumble, and a Diva's rumble.
*King* That's right JR! Puppies are going every where! I can't wait for that match, it's for the Women's Title too.
*JR* We have a lot of Divas that are going to compete in there, some have been here since the beginning, but we also have a few additions this time. We are wondering now what the Women's Champion Trish Stratus might be feeling right now that it's going to be everyong in the ring.
*King* All I want is to see some puppies! I really can't wait JR, I mean all the women are going tobe in one ring having a cat fight.
*JR* You know there are a few Divas here that haven't really shown what they can do, but I think that if they work hard enough, they can prove themselves to be great ones. But don't forget, there is still one Diva that is not in the match, that is Stacy Kiebler. We shall see what she can do later on.
*King* Yeah, she might now have puppies JR, but she sure has some never ending legs! Another thing I like! Yes!
*JR* Well, the PPV is going to be this Monday and it's going to be a great PPV. All the titles are on the line here and we will see the best of the best in this federation.
*King* Right now I would still vote Trish as the one with the best puppies, I mean come on! It's just--
Pyros blast through the air and "I'm Gonna Be Alright" blasts through the arena. Jennifer Lopez's Titantron Video shows and people start to scream and shout. She stands on top of the ramp while people cheered her on.
Jennifer Lopez starts to walk down the ramp giving high fives to everyone she passes by and signing autographs. She walks at the side of the ring and goes straight to the announce table.
*Lilian* Ladies and gentlemen, making her way to the ring from Bronx, New York, Jennifer Lopez!
Jennifer goes and gets a mike from Nick at the announce table and she smiles at him. She turns and flips her hair and goes up the metal stairs. She gets in the ring and Lilian smiles at her. Lilian gets out of the ring and J-Lo stands there waiting for the crowd to settle down. She raises her hand in the air and the people start to quiet down. She gets her mike and she starts to talk.
*J-Lo* Thank you everyone. Now as you all know this is my first match, my first pay per view, and my first Women's Title match. This is a big event for me and I think that it's great to be out here right now with all of you great people. I know that Stacy Kiebler from backstage obviously just asked me to be her tag team partner. I was thinking of Padme being my tag team partner, but Padme has agreed with me that we are tag teams. Now Stacy, if you want you can join the both of us and we can form the best stable in wrestling entertainment. But before I go on to the Divas I'm going to go against, lets go back to why I came here in the first place. I came here to have fun, wrestle, and get some gold around my waist. When I first came here, I didn't think that I'd have a hard time with anyone in here, but frankly, I think almost all of the Divas here are bitches! Except for the two I adore the most, Padme Naberrie and Stacy Kiebler. Now to all of you there thinking that you can beat any of us, you are obviously all wrong. You haven't seen a thing that I can do, and I promise you that once I get into the ring, you'll know why I am the best Diva in this federation.
*J-Lo* Now I know that all of you already know that I have a match against some of the biggest bitches here in mVw. Trash Stratus, Dog-faced Lita, and Stephanie McSlut. It is a Diva's Rumble match for the Women's Title. I don't even know why Stacy isn't in here, she obviously also deserves the title as well as anyone. Well, as I said this match is going to be for the Women's Title. And frankly, I plan on winning this match because then everyone will know that I, J- Lo am the most supreme Diva and I will kick all of the other Diva's asses. Now, going on to a certain Diva I'd like to call Boob-job Ashanti. Now Ashanti, I had nothing against you, but ever since you came here all you did was bitch about the other Divas. Well you know what? This is where it stops! Now Ashanti you haven't done anything to piss me off yet, but I'm pretty sure you will. So I'm just going to finish it even before you start it. Now you trailer-trash bitch from the dumpster, if I were you I wouldn't get in my way either. I am in enough stress trying to settle scores with Trish, so if you don't mind, stay out of my way or you will have the same fate Trish will get. Ashanti, I know the reason why you're not out here. It's because you are scared of me! Don't worry though, I would to if I were you. Considering you've never won a match against anyone in here. Well, maybe against that other girl or something. And oh yeah, I heard that it was by cheating too. How pathetic. You can't beat someone fair and square because you are weak as hell. Well newsflash Tori, you are going against one of the most supreme Divas in the federation, and that's me, J-Lo. So I would watch out little girl, because you're playing in the big leage now. And you're going against me! I don't even know why you deserve the title. You're obviously continuing what you did in WCW, make out with 60 year old men! How disgusting is that? It's like kissing something soggy and ugh! *J-Lo shakes her head in disgust* That's so nasty. I never found anyone that would do such a thing other than you. I mean, you are the whore in this federation so I guess I shouldn't be suprised. Well Ashanti, here's just a little tip if you decide to enter the ring with me. I mean, first off being in the ring with me is an honor and a priviledge. And you're going to be one of the first people to ever get in the ring with someone like me. You just probably did what you usually do, sleep with the owners just to be able to have a title match. Well, I'm telling you right now stay out of my way or bring the medics with you. Pick one or the other. You know Dawn, you just really piss me off. You are one of the biggest bitches I've ever seen to come in this federation. You are such a slut and a bitch. I don't even know what to call you anymore, it's like, your own species or something. You put a bad name in women and I will stop you. Sometimes I just want to staple your mouth shut because you just keep talking and talking. Well Ashanti you can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk? Unlike you I've done both. I have talked the talk and I have also walked the walk. I have done everything that I could to win and I succeed. Even though sometimes it's not the best thing to do. You see Ashanti, theres a difference between me and you other than the fact that I am better than you. I might be a bitch, but at least I'm a good looking bitch. Not some raggedy looking whore from hell. I just feel like using your hair as a rag to wipe away the blood that will be shed in our match.
*J-Lo* Now moving on to Stephanie McSlut. Who in the blue hell does Stephanie think she is? Is she crazy going against someone like me? If she was planning to, then she was a fool. She doesn't know what's ahead of her. You see Stephanie, you are so not the person to win that Women's Title. One, you're ugly and you look like a gorilla. Two, you don't have wrestling skills, and three, you're just not Diva material! You come up here and start to diss all the divas, well Stephanie, here's news for you, on our up-coming match, you are going to be in a very different position, flat on your back! You say you're always on top, well dear, you just met your match. I will rise to the top while you slowly inch your way lower and lower until you get to the very bottom of the Diva line. You are so pathetic and so full of shit. I think I speak for eveyone here when I say, SHUT THE FUCK UP! *Crowd cheers* If you really think that it's cute when you open your big mouth out here, you're wrong! It's just plain annoying and your voice is like a parasite to us. It hurts our ears. If I were you I'd shut up or I'll stick my hand down your throat! Wait, it wont fit, your mouths too big! Maybe I'll use a melon instead! *J-Lo laughs* You are so pathetic. The only reason you got into this wrestling business is because of your father. Well that's not going to stop me from beating your ass. For me, you are just a bump in the road, and the only way to get passed you is to trample over you, which by the way I plan to do to you once we get to the ring! To tell the truth, I don't think you have a speck of a chance against me! And if you do, then I feel really sorry. I mean, come on! You're like a cross between a gorilla and a howling monkey! And why do I say that? Because you look like a gorilla and sound like a howling monkey! *Crowd laughs with J-Lo* You know, it's really sad to see you come up here thinking you're all that. I can't beleive that you would actually come back in this federation. People obviously don't like you at all, and if you are planning to come out here tonight, please don't! I've had enough of that raspy voice of yours. It's just that damn annoying! Oh well, I'm just going to leave your business at that. Stephanie, you are just full of shit. The only reason you can get up this high is because you were once Women's Champion. I mean, no offense or anything, but that's not working either. You are still weak, pathetic, and should have the crown for being the biggest slut in here. You say you are the Billion Dollar Princes, well honey, I'm the Godess of Beauty. Unlike you I have both wrestling skills and beauty at the same time. Something very hard to find as a quality in women. Now Stephanie, why in the world would you ever consider being in a match against me? Are you out of your freakin mind? Do you plan to fall down and not be able to get up? Stephanie you are such a laugh. I don't even know why you are in this federation. You are so pathetic and so weak. I don't beleive that you should have even entered this federation in the first palce. This federation is for experts like me and to tell the truth, you won't last a second against me. And if you do, well, good luck! I know that you'll need it a hell of a lot more than I will. And just to let you know, you being here, is not really something that all the Divas like. Oh well, I'm just going to leave your business at that. We'll just see who will win this coming Monday Night for Vengeance.
*J-Lo* You know, there are two bitches that I can't stand the most. Trish and Lita, you both keep talking the talk, but can you walk the walk? I just came here and you're both already bitching abou me, well you know what? Fuck both of you! Well, well, it seems to me that I have a match against two of the worst Divas in WWE. I know that I have not had specific matches against them, but I promise you it will end the same way. Flat on your backs! Now I came here to WWF to get some gold. I have traveled far to find a really good place to have matches. Well, so far no one is impressing me yet. Weak people usually don’t impress me, especially the ones with the looks but cant wrestler (coughs: Trish Stratus) or someone that thinks they’re all that but is so full of shit! (coughs again: Lita) So you see, not only have I come here for the gold, but also for the one, Edge. I have had my eyes set on him for quite some time now. And I think that its time to show everyone that I am the right Diva for Edge. Edge, I love you, to be honest, and no one is going to stop me from kicking the other bitch's asses because I am number one. And so are you! That’s why I want to be your valet! *Crowd screams and shouts* Now moving on to Lita. Damn, have you seen her lately, everyday she grows uglier and uglier! She’s starting to look like shit even more! She looks like she came from the dumpster! Now ladies and gentlemen, that’s what I call white trash! Lita, if you want, I can give you some helpful hints on how to become more beautiful like me. Because whenever I look at you, I feel like throwing up. You’re damn ugly and your shitty moves add to you. Your crooked moonsaults and shitty Litacaranas are no help to you either. To make the long story short, you are a nasty squatter! I know that you have done a lot here, but please honey, practice makes perfect, and your moves need exactly that. I know that you’re not as young and beautiful as me, but at least try and look a little classier than that. And don’t even get me started about your wrestling skills. Honey, there’s only one word to describe you. You suck! You’re the weakest, most pathetic, bitch in here! I mean, Lita, I just can't stand you. You are like, the sluttiest, ugliest, and biggest bitch! I mean look at you! You have no talent, no beauty and you just try and get by, by being yourself! Hey hun, it ain't working' because if you act like yourself, you would look like a stupid performing monkey on heels. So don't even try. Really Lita, you have no sense of style whatsoever and you are the dumbest Diva in the history of WWF. Your a disgrace! You are so pathetic in and out of the ring. So I'm guessing my match against you will only last for. Let me think... five, four tree seconds? I don't know, but who's counting? That's right, you! Counting till Monday when I get in that ring and start beating the hell out of you! bitch, you seriously think that you can go against me? Dream on. You’ll never win against anyone with that lack of skills! Your pathetic and weak and should be crowned and have the belt for being the most low life Diva in this fed! Wow, what a shame, that position that you have as a wrestler, some other girl out there with more talent than you should have it, but it was wasted on you. Oh well. But you see, after I get in that ring with you on Monday Night, I will show you what I can do and leave a mark with you. Please honey! Go back to the dumpster where you belong. Your lack of ring skills is even more pathetic than Trish's. Come on! Don't make me laugh. You don't have the guts to face me, but on Monday, you will get the chance, no, the privilege to go against me. So little bitch, before you get up here and start talking and dissing people, I just want to suggest that you might not want to do that, because I will kick you ass and pin you down to the ground with an easy 1..2..3. So, if you’re not afraid, which I bet you are, to face me in the ring, do so, and I will show you what this blonde bitch can and will do to you! *Crowd cheers* You see, even the crowd agree with me! You are all weak and pathetic, and I will kick all your asses on Raw and beat the living hell out of you! So, if you want to get into the ring on monday, just make sure that the paramedics are near, because when I lay the Smackdown on you, you will understand the power and greatness of J-Lo after she delivers you the Blow-Out! Now Lita, what in the blue hell makes you think that you can beat me? You are one of the weakest and most pathetic bitches here! You have 0% talent and you’re so full of shit! Lita how many times have I beaten you in other federations? 11, 12, 13? You are so weak and you can’t wrestle for shit! You so freakin annoying and well, you just piss me off. You see, guys prefer better women, both with looks, and wrestling talents, and those two factors are the exact two that you don’t have. So you see Lita, before you come strutting in here like some bimbo from hell, I would suggest that you shut your wide open trap up. I really don’t appreciate you being the way you are, but hey, if that’s how you kep up by being yourself, well so be it. So I guess I have nothing else to say right now, except that you should have doctors and medics near you because I will beat you ass so until next Monday, watch out!
*J-Lo* I've got this match coming up and I don't think that it's going to be such an easy match. But hell, I can get through anything. I came here to WWF to get some gold around my waist, and frankly, there are just a few people that piss me off and are getting in my way. Those people are bimbos like Bitch Stratus, Dog-faced Lita, and so on and so forth. And I'm pretty sure that I have a pretty good chance of getting that belt. Just watch and see, I'll be the most dominating Woman in this federation. I mean, guys want me and girls want to be me! I'm sorry but there's just one J-Lo and that is me. So before you bitches get up here, strut, and open your wide open trap, I would like to suggest for you to close it right away unless you want my fist down your throat! *crowd cheers* I have been in the Wrestling business since a few weeks ago. And now, a few days later, I'm still here and active and ready to get some titles! I have hid in the shadows because I didn't want to hurt anyone, but now that I have finally become my real self and came out of the dark, I am now the most dominating woman in this fed and I am going to be the number one Diva! Anyway, going on to Trish. Jesus Christ have you seen that bitch lately? She became one of the biggest sluts here in WWF since she joined!She's on her own even though she tries to be nice to other people, and frankly, I don't think she's got a hell of a chance even with anyone. I mean, come on! She looks like trash! She is obviously no competition whatsoever against me and she is full of shit. She has been running her mouth over and over again and I'm tired of it! I think its time that someone taught you a lesson about talking gurl, because I will be there after you to kick your fuckin' weak ass! You have no competition against me Trish, all you can do is give blowjobs. How pathetic. You have to run to someone else because you're old boyfriend doesn't care about you anymore. Well you know what Trish? It's time to shine, not you, me! I will do this by kicking the living hell out of you and making sure that you know why I am the rightful Diva to get the title. I’m sorry Trish, but you just started to piss me off. And when I’m pissed off, I’m not happy. And when I’m not happy, somebody’s ass gets kicked! And you know what? I think you just volunteered for it. You know, I’m sorry that you were even given the position as a wrestler here in WWF, you’re a waste of talent. You should’ve stayed as a fitness model that you were. And why did you become that again? That’s right, because you wanted to be like me! You can’t even be original! How freakin’ pathetic is that? Let me tell you, its pathetic, like the way you are! All you have is looks, which by the way doesn’t compare to mine, and your wrestling skills are pathetic and weak like shit! I’m sorry Trish, but you’re not getting out of that ring unharmed. Now I know that you have beaten a lot of people to be able to get this far. But I’m telling you right now, this is where you stop! I’m not about to back down to some low-life bimbo that can’t wrestle. I’m sorry honey but I’m way better than that! You see, there are two kinds of Divas. Wrestlers, and sluts. And I’m sorry to say but you fall to the category of a slut! You have pathetic ring skills and I’m about to prove to everyone that you are weak as shit and can’t do anything, and you know what? I’m tired of you as well and I’m going to put you out for good! You have been stopping a lot of Divas from accomplishing what they want to do, but I promise you that I will be your worst enemy and once you get in my face, you get moved. That means that I kick your ass no questions asked. Now you have proved yourself of being a good Diva, but not good enough! I will kick your ass so bad that you won’t even know what happened to you! You’re going down Trish, just count how many more, days, hours, minutes, and seconds. Because once it comes down to the clock, your out! I can't beleive you have the Women's Title, that title is obviously the one for me, so just shine up up because you are going to loose it soon!
*J-Lo* Now let's go to a slut I like to call Stephanie Johnson. I mean, just look at her! The way she is explains her. She is a slut that dresses like a little bitch. Now I don't even know how she got into this federation, I guess it's because of sleeping with the president or something, but to be completely honest, she is just a bitch and is annoying me as well. She's like a little dog that follows you everywhere and just gets in the way. So Terri, if I were you, I'd stay out of my way beause really, you are just not likely to win this match. So I'll just see all of you in the ring. I'm tired of talking about you bimbos. Padme, I'll see you there.
As J-Lo was about to leave the ring, she gets a message saying that Stacy is going to go and be in the Divas rumble.
*J-Lo* Well then, I'll see you in the ring Stacy. I hope you accept my offer. So I'll see the rest of you later.
J-Lo leaves the ring as her music blasts through the arena and the camera fades into a commercial.
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