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~*Lillian*~ Ladies and gentlemen, making her way to the ring, accompanied by Ms. Hancock, Torri Wilson!
Torrie and Ms. Hancock walks down the ramp and goes to the announce table. They get three mikes and they both stand in the middle of the ring looking at the arena's entrance.
~*JR*~ King I think they're waiting for someone, why else would the get three mikes and look at the entrance?
~*King*~ I don't know. Maybe they're waiting for more puppies. I mean--
DO YOU SMEEEEEL, WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN?
~*JR*~ Oh my God King! It's The Rock! What the hell is he doing out here on ringside?
~*King*~ Puppies!
~*Lillian*~ Ladies and gentlemen, making his way down to the ring, The Rock!
The Rock gets up to the ring and raises his hand for the crowd.
Torrie gives him the mike and waits untill everyone quiets down. She raises her hand to silence them, then she says something.
~*Torrie*~ Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the ring, my manager and boyfriend, The Rock! *The arena blasts with sudden shout and cheers. People everywhere screamed and shouted. Torrie points to him and smiles at him. The Tock looks at her with a smile and he talks.
~*The Rock*~ Hello everyone! As Torrie Wilson said, I, The Rock am her new boyfriend and manager. Now earlier my girlfriend, Torrie had something to say before all this, and The Rock isn't going to take her time now. So please, Torrie and Ms. Hancock, continue what you had to say for the Diva's Royal Rumble.
~*Ms. Hancock*~ Now first off, we would like to say to all the Divas back there that you are all out of you're minds that you will go against my boss Torrie Wilson when I am on Ringside as well. I just think that it's really stupid for this even to happen. She deserves that title more than any of you bimbos there. And I speak in part of Torrie Wilson. She is my boss and anything I say is related to hers. Now, we divided what we were going to talk about. And we both decided that I will talk about Stephanie and Nidia, and she can talk about Lita and Trish. Well, let's go on the first subject, Stephanie McMahon. Now I don't know how she got into this federation other than her father. I can't beleive that she's even competeing! Who in the blue hell does Stephanie think she is? Is she crazy going against someone like Torrie? If she was planning to, then she was a fool. She doesn't know what's ahead of her. You see Stephanie, you are so not the person to win that Women's Title. One, you're ugly and you look like a gorilla. Two, you don't have wrestling skills, and three, you're just not Diva material! You come up here and start to diss all the divas, well Stephanie, here's news for you, on your up-coming match, you are going to be in a very different position, flat on your back! You say you're always on top, well dear, you just met your match. Torrie and I will rise to the top while you slowly inch your way lower and lower until you get to the very bottom of the Diva line. You are so pathetic and so full of shit. I think I speak for eveyone here when I say, SHUT THE FUCK UP! *Crowd cheers* If you really think that it's cute when you open your big mouth out here, you're wrong! It's just plain annoying and your voice is like a parasite to us. It hurts our ears. If I were you I'd shut up or I'll stick my hand down your throat! Wait, it wont fit, your mouths too big! Maybe I'll use a melon instead! *Ms. Hancock laughs* You are so pathetic. The only reason you got into this wrestling business is because of your father. Well that's not going to stop me from beating your ass. For me, you are just a bump in the road, and the only way to get passed you is to trample over you, which by the way what Torrie plans to do to you once you get to the ring! To tell the truth, I don't think you have a speck of a chance against Torrie! And if you do, then I feel really sorry. I mean, come on! You're like a cross between a gorilla and a howling monkey! And why do I say that? Because you look like a gorilla and sound like a howling monkey! *Crowd laughs with Ms. Hancock* You know, it's really sad to see you come up here thinking you're all that. You are so pathetic and so weak. I don't beleive that you should have even entered this federation in the first palce. This federation is for experts like Torrie and I and to tell the truth, you won't last a second against her. And if you do, well, good luck! I know that you'll need it a hell of a lot more than Torrie. And just to let you know, you being here, is not really something that all the Divas like. Oh well, I'm just going to leave your business at that.
Ms. Hancock takes a break and moves on to Nidia.
~*Ms. Hancock*~ Now moving to that trailer trash bitch Nidia. Now understanding her for me is a mystery. Now Nidia you haven't done anything to piss Torrie off yet, but I'm pretty sure you will. So I'm just going to finish it even before you stop it. Now you trailer-trash bitch from the dumpster, if I were you I wouldn't get in Torrie's way either. I am in enough stress trying to settle scores with the other bitches, so if you don't mind, stay out of her way or you will have the same faith Stephanie will get. Nidia, I know the reason why you're not out here. It's because you are scared of Torrie! Don't worry though, I would to if I were you. Considering you've never won a match against anyone when we were in the WWF. Well maybe you've won some. And oh yeah, I heard that it was by cheating too. How pathetic. You can't beat someone fair and square because you are weak as hell. Well newsflash Nidia, you are going against one of the most supreme Divas in the federation, and that's the one, Torrie Wilson. So I would watch out little girl, because you're playing in the big leage now. And you're going against Torie! I don't even know why you deserve the title. You're obviously continuing what you did in WWf, make out with a lot of men and be a slut! How disgusting is that? It's like kissing something with a desease, always sharing your mouth with someone else! *Ms. Hancock shakes her head in disgust* That's so nasty. I never found anyone that would do such a thing other than you. I mean, you are the whore in this federation so I guess I shouldn't be suprised. Well Nidia, here's just a little tip if you decide to enter the ring with Torrie. I mean, first off being in the ring with her is an honor and a priviledge. And you're going to be one of the first people to ever get in the ring with someone like her. You just probably did what you usually do, sleep with the owners just to be able to have a title match. Well, I'm telling you right now stay out of Torrie's way or bring the medics with you. Pick one or the other.
Ms. Hancock puts down the mike and points to Torrie who holds up her hand. Cheers from the crowd blasts and Torrie begins her part of the deal.
~*Torrie Wilson*~ You know, it's so amazing how people can suddenly bitch at you when you haven't done anyhting to them. Trish and Lita, you both keep talking the talk, but can you walk the walk? I just came here and you're both already bitching abou me, well you know what? Fuck both of you! Well, well, it seems to me that I have a match against two of the worst Divas in WWE. I know that I have not had specific matches against them, but I promise you it will end the same way. Flat on your backs! Now I came here to WWE to get some gold. I have traveled far to find a really good place to have matches. Well, so far no one is impressing me yet. Weak people usually don’t impress me, especially the ones with the looks but cant wrestler (coughs: Trish Stratus) or someone that thinks they’re all that but is so full of shit! (coughs again: Lita) So you see, not only have I come here for the gold, but also for the one, The Rock. I have had my eyes set on him for quite some time now. And I think that its time to show everyone that I am the right Diva for Rock. Rock, I love you, to be honest, and no one is going to stop me from kicking the other bitch's asses because I am number one. And so are you! That’s why we are together! *Crowd screams and shouts* Now moving on to Lita. Damn, have you seen her lately, everyday she grows uglier and uglier! She’s starting to look like shit even more! She looks like she came from the dumpster! Now ladies and gentlemen, that’s what I call white trash! Lita, if you want, I can give you some helpful hints on how to become more beautiful like me. Because whenever I look at you, I feel like throwing up. You’re damn ugly and your shitty moves add to you. Your crooked moonsaults and shitty Litacaranas are no help to you either. To make the long story short, you are a nasty squatter! I know that you have done a lot here, but please honey, practice makes perfect, and your moves need exactly that. I know that you’re not as young and beautiful as me, but at least try and look a little classier than that. And don’t even get me started about your wrestling skills. Honey, there’s only one word to describe you. You suck! You’re the weakest, most pathetic, bitch in here! I mean, Lita, I just can't stand you. You are like, the sluttiest, ugliest, and biggest bitch! I mean look at you! You have no talent, no beauty and you just try and get by, by being yourself! Hey hun, it ain't working' because if you act like yourself, you would look like a stupid performing monkey on heels. So don't even try. Really Lita, you have no sense of style whatsoever and you are the dumbest Diva in the history of WWE. Your a disgrace! You are so pathetic in and out of the ring. So I'm guessing my match against you will only last for. Let me think... five, four tree seconds? I don't know, but who's counting? That's right, you! Counting till Monday when I get in that ring and start beating the hell out of you! bitch, you seriously think that you can go against me? Dream on. You’ll never win against anyone with that lack of skills! Your pathetic and weak and should be crowned and have the belt for being the most low life Diva in this fed! Wow, what a shame, that position that you have as a wrestler, some other girl out there with more talent than you should have it, but it was wasted on you. Oh well. But you see, after I get in that ring with you on Monday Night, I will show you what I can do and leave a mark with you. Please honey! Go back to the dumpster where you belong. Your lack of ring skills is even more pathetic than Trish's. Come on! Don't make me laugh. You don't have the guts to face me, but on Monday, you will get the chance, no, the privilege to go against me. So little bitch, before you get up here and start talking and dissing people, I just want to suggest that you might not want to do that, because I will kick you ass and pin you down to the ground with an easy 1..2..3. So, if you’re not afraid, which I bet you are, to face me in the ring, do so, and I will show you what this blonde bitch can and will do to you! *Crowd cheers* You see, even the crowd agree with me! You are all weak and pathetic, and I will kick all your asses on Raw and beat the living hell out of you! So, if you want to get into the ring on monday, just make sure that the paramedics are near, because when I lay the Smackdown on you, you will understand the power and greatness of Torrie Wilson after she delivers you the Tornado DDT! Now Lita, what in the blue hell makes you think that you can beat me? You are one of the weakest and most pathetic bitches here! You have 0% talent and you’re so full of shit! Lita how many times have I beaten you in other federations? 11, 12, 13? You are so weak and you can’t wrestle for shit! You so freakin annoying and well, you just piss me off. You see, guys prefer better women, both with looks, and wrestling talents, and those two factors are the exact two that you don’t have. So you see Lita, before you come strutting in here like some bimbo from hell, I would suggest that you shut your wide open trap up. I really don’t appreciate you being the way you are, but hey, if that’s how you kep up by being yourself, well so be it. So I guess I have nothing else to say right now, except that you should have doctors and medics near you because I will beat you ass so until next Monday, watch out!
Crowd screams and shouts for Torrie Wilson.
Now, lets go back to why I came here to WWE. First of all, it was to have fun and to get some action. I've got this match coming up and I don't think that it's going to be such an easy match. But hell, I can get through anything. I came here to WWE to get some gold around my waist, and frankly, there aren just a few people that piss me off and are getting in my way. Those people are bimbos like Bitch Stratus, Dog-faced Lita, and so on and so forth. And I'm pretty sure that I have a pretty good chance of getting that belt. Just watch and see, I'll be the most dominating Woman in this federation. I mean, guys want me and girls want to be me! I'm sorry but there's just one Torrie and that is me. So before you bitches get up here, strut, and open your wide open trap, I would like to suggest for you to close it right away unless you want my fist down your throat! *crowd cheers* I have been in the Wrestling business since I was 16. And now, 7 years later, I'm still here and active and ready to get some titles! I have hid in the shadows because I didn't want to hurt anyone, but now that I have finally become my real self and came out of the dark, I am now the most dominating woman in this fed and I am going to be the number one Diva! Anyway, going on to Trish. Jesus Christ have you seen that bitch lately? She became one of the biggest sluts here in WCW since she joined!She's on her own even though she tris to be nice to Ltia, and frankly, I don't think she's got a hell of a chance even with Lita. I mean, come on! She looks like trash! She is obviously no competition whatsoever against me and she is full of shit. She has been running her mouth over and over again and I'm tired of it! I think its time that someone taught you a lesson about talking gurl, because I will be there after you to kick your fuckin' weak ass! You have no competition against me Trish, all you can do is give blowjobs. How pathetic. You have to run to someone else because you're old boyfriend doesn't care about you anymore. Well you know what Trish? It's time to shine, not you, me! I will do this by kicking the living hell out of you and making sure that you know why I am the rightful Diva to get the title. I’m sorry Trish, but you just started to piss me off. And when I’m pissed off, I’m not happy. And when I’m not happy, somebody’s ass gets kicked! And you know what? I think you just volunteered for it. You know, I’m sorry that you were even given the position as a wrestler here in WWE, you’re a waste of talent. You should’ve stayed as a fitness model that you were. And why did you become that again? That’s right, because you wanted to be like me! You can’t even be original! How freakin’ pathetic is that? Let me tell you, its pathetic, like the way you are! All you have is looks, which by the way doesn’t compare to mine, and your wrestling skills are pathetic and weak like shit! I’m sorry Trish, but you’re not getting out of that ring unharmed. Now I know that you have beaten a lot of people to be able to get this far. But I’m telling you right now, this is where you stop! I’m not about to back down to some low-life bimbo that can’t wrestle. I’m sorry honey but I’m way better than that! You see, there are two kinds of Divas. Wrestlers, and sluts. And I’m sorry to say but you fall to the category of a slut! You have pathetic ring skills and I’m about to prove to everyone that you are weak as shit and can’t do anything, and you know what? I’m tired of you as well and I’m going to put you out for good! You have been stopping a lot of Divas from accomplishing what they want to do, but I promise you that I will be your worst enemy and once you get in my face, you get moved. That means that I kick your ass no questions asked. Now you have proved yourself of being a good Diva, but not good enough! I will kick your ass so bad that you won’t even know what happened to you! You’re going down Trish, just count how many more, days, hours, minutes, and seconds. Because once it comes down to the clock, your out!
Torrie smiles as the crowd still cheers and screams for her. She points over to The Rock and everyone cheers even louder.
~*The Rock*~ So to all of you, tick tock, tick tock, your times are running out. All of you will be down and out by the time Torrie gets done with all you bimbos. So she as well as Ms. Hancock will see all of your trashy faces on Monday, and we'll see who wins. And I guarantee that it's not going to be any of you, it's going to be Torrie! We all know that she is already going to get it. And she will rule the Divas division with Ms. Hancock, as I will rule the men's Division!
Torrie, Ms. Hancock, and The Rock all leave the ring and go up the ramp. People behind them scream and shout.
~*King*~ No! Torrie's puppies are taken!
~*JR*~ Well there you go, The Rock has teamed up with Torrie Wilson and Ms. Hancock!
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