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Seriously, though... did anyone find this? I mean, because if you did, I would not only be impressed, but I would... Well, I would just be impressed, okay? If anyone did find this, and was actually expecting something to happen now... Sorry. I tried to get the St. Helens thing going, but that's probably not gonna happen on time. Besides, don't you remember when my site got "hacked"? And then it ended up being me that "hacked" it? If you remembered that, and still expected something to happen, then I can't help you there.

Also, in case it matters, nothing cool has happened to me. Well, Matt Kenseth rode by me on his golf cart at the NASCAR race and waved to a fat girl behind me... but other than that, nothing. Oh, hey, did you see 60 minutes tonight, with Dale "My daddy came back from the dead and pulled me out of a burning car and then went back to being dead" Jr? I actually didn't, but I heard about the ghost dad thing. LOL Ghost Dad w/ Bill Cosby!!!

I guess that's about it. I'm listening to Ashlee Simpson right now. Seriously. That's not even a joke... Sadly. If the Pope-ster is reading this... uh... Matlock's balls. Seriously, I see this bad boy here got like 12 hits this month... so someone saw it. I just don't know if that was someone someone, or just someone from Google, or something. If you are someone someone, and you feel the need to email me, it's daronhume at hotmail dot com. Except, where stuff is supposed to be. Let's talk why not. Honestly, I'm just telling you to email me to see if anyone actually checked this and found out about The Big September 30th Countown Spectacular, that I just decided to put up one night, for no particular reason. I can't say I won't be a little disappointed if I don't get any email. Fuckers.

Finally, bring back Big Poppa Pat's 2 sweet message board.

- Tim Bowie