| "The Intrepid Traveller" Left turn, Right turn Was that my exit there? Goddammit, pay attention "Flossing" In between the teeth Drag drag drag drag Blood flow! Aieee! "Television" Nothing on that channel Nothing on that channel What time is it? "Car Keys" Look in the glass dealie Look behind the thing Here they are "Cat Logic" Wow, am I sleepy I GOTTA GET OVER THERE NOW!!! Wow, am I sleepy "Tuesday Night" Hello, Welcome to Jack-in-the-Box I'd like a chicken sandwich, no tomatoes, and a large Dr Pepper Thank you, drive through |
"Morning" Damn, is that the alarm? I thought I was dreaming. That sucks. Just a couple more minutes "My College Love Life" So, how about a movie? Maybe some other time? I like being friends too "The Saga of the US Civil War" People can't have slaves Yes they can No they can't "Monkeys" Monkeys look fun I hear they get mean, though And throw their feces "Fitness" I really should exercise I think I'll go jogging Where's my other shoe? "Eating Crawfish" Rip it in half Pull out the meat Think about something else |