Balka Balls & Cabbage

Balka Balls & Cabbage

First Question: What is a Balka Ball?

A Balka Ball, the groovy little thing just to the left, is what you should see when you look at a person with your third eye. Sure, the energy coils will be a little different, the core ripple color will vary with aura, but the nature of the Ball itself is unmistakeable.

Second Question: What is a Cabbage?

Well, duh. A cabbage is a leafy, green vegatable used in things like Runzas and Cole Slaw.

Third Question: How could anyone confuse the two?

You'd think it would be just about impossible - one is an incorporeal manifestation of the human essence, the other is lunch. One of the five Aneristic Orders, though, is seeking to make this distinction less clear. The Defamation League (who secretly controls almost all organized religion and Goddess knows what else) has been secretly costuming cabbages and trying to pass them off as humans. Why they are doing this is uncertain, but keep in mind these are some of the same people who said you'd go to hell for spanking the monkey.

But how are we supposed to tell the difference? Third eye viewing can be an iffy thing. For starters, it's kind of a trick just opening your third eye in the first place. If you're in a turbulent Chi area, it's hard to pick out anything meaningful from the background noise. Plus, viewing is not the kind of thing most people are comfortable doing in public. But don't worry - there are other ways to tell.

Try going into a mall, for instance. Sit in the Food Court and just watch people. You'll start seeing the difference pretty quickly, and, if you're in a typical mall, about 85% of the ambulatory things you see will secretly be cabbages. If you can, sneak a quick third-eye glance just to confirm it, but don't let them catch you.

No really - go try it.

That's cool.

I'll wait.

Ok then. Kinda scary, isn't it? I mean, why would soembody do something like that? It just makes this whole place kinda suck sometimes. That's part of the motivation behind

The Balka Ball Cabal

The Balka Ball Cabal is dedicated to the care and preservation of True Humans in the world around us, and the isolation, disempowerment, and general hassling of the Cabbages Among Us. The Cabal recognizes that we are all inter-related, that we all have influence on those around us, whether friend, foe, or stranger. It is Important, therefore, that we ensure that the world is a safe place to be odd, to try new things, to just LIVE. If you fight for these things, you're embracing the ideals of the Balka Ball Cabal. You may already be a member of this Cabal and not know it. If so, then what are you waiting for? Get to work!