(In the penthouse)

Blair: "To he!! with Dorian, to hell with Kelly..."

Todd: "Kevin."

Blair: "And anybody else who gets in the way of us and our happiness."

Todd: "We don't need them."

Blair: "No, we don’t".

Todd: "We got kids."

Blair: "Yep."

Todd: "And each other."

Blair: "We've got everything we could ever want."

Todd: "You know what else would make this more perfect?"

Blair: "What?"

Todd: "Let's make another baby."

(Blair chokes on her drink. Scene ends.)



Blair: "I love you."

Todd: "I love you, too, so let's get upstairs, let's make ourselves a baby right now."

Blair: "No, just, you know what? We have spent so much time apart. We just need to focus on us, and having a baby, it's going to make us focus all the attention on the baby."

Todd: Well, that's okay. I want to focus the attention on a baby. I never was there for Starr and Jack. I want to change diapers, I want to burp, I want to..."

Blair: "Todd, what about us as a couple? How many times have you promised that you would take me to Venice, huh? How many times?"

Todd: "You want to go to Venice? Let's go right now. You make a list of all the stuff you want to do. We'll go one by one down that list till we've accomplished each and every one of those things."

Blair: "I don't want to just accomplish it. I want to enjoy it and savor it. What are you worried about? Stop it. Do you think that something is going to come between us, because it's not."

Todd: "You never know."

Blair: "There is absolutely nothing that you could do that could make me ever leave you. Because if you screw up next time, I won't leave you. I'll kill you." (Scene ends.)



Blair: (About Todd arguing with Starr) "Oh, ho-ho-ho! I take it that didn't go well."

Todd: "Hmm. She's a little mad at me, still."

Blair: "Did you explain to her that cracking into computer software is a felony, Todd?"

Todd: "Is it?"

Blair: "Oh, stop it. I can just see Kevin suing Starr and Travis for libel, can't you?" (Loud music starts playing; Blair goes to the stairs and yells up) "Hey! Starr Manning? Do you want to lose your stereo privileges?" (Music stops) "Didn't think so! Thank you."

Todd: "I can't stand having her mad at me."

Blair: (Sighs) "I think we're going to have to get used to it, because all the books say this is what it is for the life of a teenager, and it does not change until she goes away for college, and then she just phones for cash."

Todd: "Wake me when it's over."

Blair: "Oh! Now, wait a minute! Just a while ago, you were saying, 'Oh, I have missed so much of her childhood.' "

Todd: "She grew up a little too fast for me. Jack, too. I want another baby. I want one right now."

Blair: "I got an idea."

Todd: "Yeah? I got a better idea. Watch this."

(Starts kissing her) Blair: "Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop. She could come down here any minute."

Todd: "Oh, let's do it in the kitchen."

Blair: "Instead of making a baby right this very minute, I think that we should look for a house, a bigger house. You know, one that's like a real dynasty, like La Boulaie or Llanfair. What do you say?"

Todd: "Uh, yeah, that's a great idea. Except we'd have to call it Llanview Losers."

Blair: "No...you know, I don't really care what we call it, as long as it says Todd and Blair."

Todd: "That's a great idea. Why don't you head down to the “Banner Sun" right now, check out the real estate section before the paper comes out tomorrow."

Blair: "Are you trying to get rid of me?"

Todd: "Don't you trust me?"

Blair: "Well, I do trust you, but I think you're up to something bad, and I like it."

Todd: "Get out of here."

Blair: "Okay, I'll be right back." (Blair leaves. Scene ends.)



(While Blair is gone, Todd gets Starr and Travis to agree to help him set up a Venice-themed dinner for him and Blair.)



Blair: "Well, well, well!" (Laughs)

Travis: "Benvenuto a Venezia. Lo posso mostrare alla sua tavola?"

Blair: "Oh, yeah, sure. Whatever. So this is why you were getting rid of me, huh?"

Todd: [As Don Corleone] "Well, Blair, I couldn't get to Venice fast enough..."

Blair: "Ha!"

Todd: "So I brought Venice to you."

Blair: "You! You are such a nut."

(Scene ends.)



Blair: "Delicious! Delizioso."

Starr: "Espresso for the senora?"

Blair: "Oh, grazie, grazie."

Starr: "Um, Travisio, come with me."

Todd: "No, I don't think so. That's not part of the deal."

Blair: "Oh, come on. Let them go, because I need to talk to you."

Todd: "No funny stuff."

Starr: "Okay."

Blair: "You are such a softie. That punishment didn't last very long."

Todd: "She blackmailed me."

Blair: "What?"

Todd: "She blackmailed me, but I needed her help, so I cut a deal with her."

Blair: "Mmm-hmm."

Todd: "So far, everything has gone according to plan, and will soon. You wait."

Blair: "There's more?"

Todd: "You're just going to have to wait and see, baby."

Blair: "Well, I'll tell you what, I have my own little surprise, thank you very much. Yes, I got the listings. I found a very, very special house: one extremely large, lots of rooms. Yeah."

Todd: "Excellent."

Blair: "And the best thing about it is Viki is the one that put it out on the market."

Todd: "Not Llanfair?"

Blair: "Well, no silly. But it's a house. But you're just going to have to wait, because this time, it's my little secret." (Blair laughs. Scene ends.)



Todd: "Have we had dessert?"

Blair: "Hmm, no, we have not."

Todd: "Are you interested in dessert?"

Blair: "Not really. I'm so full."

Todd: "Well, I have some interesting dessert here."

Blair: "You do? What is.....?"

Todd: "Why don't you open that up?" (Gives her a small box)

Blair: "Todd!"

Todd: "I've been waiting so long to give that back to you since you gave it back to me. And I've been daydreaming about slipping it on your finger. Will you marry me? This time for good?" (Scene ends.) (End of Scene and and episode)



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