9-27-01: This just in: Trent Lott seen driving a bus. Here's the proof!:
2-9-01: We here at the Trent Lott website are dedicated to appeasing our viewers. One such surfer commented: "Please take down your entire creepy, weird, twisted site...it is really disturbing. You are clearly a sick person. Get yourself a real hero! Freak!" ---temporarily anonymous surfer
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1-7-01: Mark your calendars kids! Trent's birthday is October 9th. Wish him a happy birthday senatorlott@lott.senate.gov
Days Until Trent's 60th Birthday:
Trent's birthday is the 9th of October
He always celebrates it with his dog Rover
They take a vacation
And go on location
To a Cajun restaurant in Dover
1-4-01: FYI - the last president to have a moustache was William Howard Taft, almost 100 years ago. We here at the Trent Lott Unofficial Official Site think that not only should Mr. Lott run for president, but he should do so with a moustache. We have a computer generated version of what that might look like:
1-3-01: 107th Congress Sworn in...until Cheney becomes Vice President later in January, the 50-50 Senate split has resulted in a Democratic Majority. For a brief while, Trent will be the Minority Leader.
Senator Lott is full of guile
As he is "minority leader" for a while
Only 17 days,
It's just a phase
And then Trent will be back to his old style
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