Animations

Im: JohnnySuarrez

MAY42002, after a final weekend atr siena college were doing good. what a nite was had. next time all we have to do is not drink 4 bottles in an hour time period so that we can actually make it to the bar, and not throw up all over the place, and sit in the halls outside the dorms. definatly an interesting time. oh yeah, and why we ever thought mixing jack and aftershock was a good idea is beyond me, and that ten dollar bottle of vodka was the kicker.
"i need juice"
"yo, i got head from some hot girl"
"I need juice"
"i got head from a hot girl"

PICTURES TO BE POSTED SOON FROM SIENA3 and OCEAN CITY MARYLAND

yo its april 21st. a good weekend was had by all probably. yo get this shit. friday night, joe, rich, charles and myself were being our normal selves and mouthing off to people, and we happened to say a few things to this cheesy bottom rung car club in the shooprite parking lot. ok so we thought it was funny so we did it again. then two of them went to their cars so we thought they were going to chase us, so we went toawrds maybrook. ok no one came so we went back. all of a sudden this nissan 300zx come us behind us, fast and furiously. wow, we really werent impressed. but as he passes us from the hill by shoprite, our vechicle is pelted with rocks and ice and other objects. now we arent one to turn down a tussle, so quick thinking by mr. big pants, he hit the 300zx with a snack pack. nice shot. althought the 300zx got pretty pissed and decided to REALLY chase us. so we booked and breaked and the 300zx almost crashed. then we ran a few stop signs and red lights avading the cars, there were 3 of them now. and we headed for rt84. now almost getting into an accident before 84, we finally made it on and were passed by 2 cars. wonder driving passes them back in his magical neon. so we hit about 80 on the on ramp to 84. and the number of cars that were chasing us kept growing as well as attempts to steer us off the road. ok so now we see 2 tractor trailers and we figure that if we pull along side of them and travel at the same speed they cant box us in. well that was a good plan but they decided to pass the turcks on the shoulder. fun right, now it started getting exciting. well we passed them back and now when we looked back we saw about 10-15 cars. we were all moving down 84 in one big block at 100 mph. ok to finish it up they ended up boxing us in on 84 and trying to get us off the road. very fun. at the advice of charles we called the 911. now 911 lady was a whore, and it took us a while. but funny 2 minutes after she took our location, they all disaapeared. and we lived. well we didnt stick around to sign the 5-0's statement and we went home. and went back by shoprite on the way home. there were 3 of them left. props to us for pissing of the most people in one area that we4 have ever pissed off before. race my neon bitch. ok anyways. alumni updated. kmart pictures, denny's pictures, CHRIS DALY PICS all added. check em. get at me.

Ok, so you people obviously are retardedes. i said send me pictures. follow instructions. edgar returns on friday to a new adventure. also possibly bowlaroma on saturday nite should be comical. thats all.

***COMING SOON***

FUCK YOU
you fucking moody niggas, what is your problem? why dont u fuckers visit my page as much anymore? i know sometimes i dont update as much but i got things to do too. more pics are coming in this weekend. then a shit load from maryland. but help me out here. give me some ideas, let me know what u bastards want to see more of. u got that? help me help you. im open to most ideas. MACKTRASH@CS.COM and also i will be ACCEPTING OTHER PEOPLES WORK IF THEY WANT TO MAYBE PUT SOMETHING ON MY SITE. HEAR THAT? ALSO IF ANYONE WANTS TO HELP OUT to help TRASH UNIVERSITY take more shape, and conquer more small countries. EMAIL ME. MACKTRASH@CS.COM HOW ABOUT ONE MORE TIME MACKTRASH@CS.COM YOU CAN READ THIS TOO FUCKERS. I MIGHT BE HALF DEAF BUT I CAN STILL SMACK U AROUND LIKE U's MY BITCH.

ALSO THE FIRST EVER TRASH UNIVERSITY MAKE SOMEONE ELSE LOOK STUPID CONTEST WILL BE IN AFFECT AS OF NOW. THE WINNER WILL GET SOMETHING GOOD. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO I MAKE SOMEONE LOOK STUPID AND TAKE A PICTURE OF THEM. THEN U SEND YOUR PICTURE TO ME AND I WILL JUDGE WITH A PANEL OF 2 OTHER JUDGES WHAT IS THE BEST ONE. SO GET ON THAT. MACKTRASH@CS.COM

april fourteenth
ok heres the dilly yo yo. i was bored and didnt do anything to the site, yet sat here and watched it. nigga fuck you. whatever ill do what i want. anyways, so there we were taking pictures at work, and... what did i say nigga? ill fuck you up bitch. dont make me take off my chains. ok well anyways, we took some pictures at work just clik on the shots section and they are under work pics part one. check em, theres the taser we tried to make, death, and naked chicks. ummm yeah also updated the alumni. so check that shit too. and well hahev some more new shit soon. ~one.

april seventh
ok, so yea the fun has definatly gone down. its better when more people are down here cuz there is definatly more things to do. edgar should have more pics this weekend or something. still diggin through the utz files to find more propoganda. not much. christine took some pictures at work today that will show exactly how much we do. also, a picture of the outlet we shorted out. pretty funny. death to smoochy was a funny movie. didnt do much over spring break. it sucked ass big time. but there will be alot of pictures after i get back from ocean city when i go there in two weeks, so wait for those. probably some hot chicks in bathing suits. thats always a plus, well not for the female viewers, but hey, they can go to a different website to look at guys. or go to the alumni section, thats always good. well im out..~one

ok, wow, new update. for april 2nd. guess what? oh yeah this is the only page i have updated. so what you are reading, is the actual update. yes, because i was at work until 10. so i dont feel like updating it. well i did get a message board for you people to sign and leave me comical messages about my page, and how much geocities sucks. but i still am looking for a new server. so yeah sign the book. alot of fun has gone down since spring break is over, and that means everyone goes their normal ways. until summer that is. oh and death to smoochy is a very funny flick. i thought i saw some Utz chips in it. i can't wait for the utz people to get ahold of this stuff. haha.

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oh yea and all the past updated textes are gone.