What do you think about the new look?

Ape Man Sightings:
Ape-Like Creature Man has been sighted rummaging through the streets of Winfield! With help from viewers like you we can put an end to this violent, yet somewhat cuddly creature. CLICK HERE
Rocket Launches:
Ok, Ok. We know you miss the Rocket Launch section of Tractor Control. This site would be nothing if it weren't for the "Control" part of Tractor Control, so the least we could do is update it more frequently. Well, the latest pics from ground zero are up, so have at it.CLICK HERE
Thunder Squeal:
If you like peanut butter, chances are you've heard about the Thunder Squeal. Peanut butter conventions across the nation are buzzing with the latest gossip about "the squeal heard 'round the world."CLICK HERE to take a listen to what the New York Times dubbed as "Nearly Tolerable."
About the Creators:
Whether you love the site and you want to know who to congratulate, or you hate the site and want to know who to blame, you canCLICK HERE to read about the creators of Tractor Control. Maybe you can even catch us online and send us an instant message.

Ape Man Dead?


We regret to inform you about the loss of our dear friend, Ape-Like Creature Man. Just days before our scheduled interview with him, he was involved in a plane crash in Buffalo, WV. Here are some exclusive photos of the wreckage: (Click on the thumbnail for a larger image)
Note: This is in no way intended to make light of the recent tragedies of this past week. We took these pictures about a month ago. Our thoughts and prayers are with those involved.