|
|
|
Another edition of WCW has come and gone and now the superstars get a week of rest before they meet up once again this coming Monday in Daytona Beach Florida. Were going to see some new talent coming into the fold next week, the likes of Kevin Thorn and Ernest the Cat Miller, the show is going to be action packed...The card is full of exciting matches and the Main Event is Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Randy Orton. Randy Orton is surely going to be in the WCW Hall of Fame the way things are going now....Each week he comes out and produces a great product, you cant help but respect the Legend Killer. Stone Cold is in a slump as of late, loosing to Brock Lesnar and last week to Scott Steiner in the Triple Threat match. Can he bounce back this week against one of the hottest commodities in WCW today in Randy Orton or will he continue on the downward spiral...
The scene opens up with Stone Cold sitting on his couch watching T.V, like always there is never anything on so he casually flicks through the channels and starts to get agitated.
Stone Cold Steve Austin- Damn T.V, all these channels and theres never anything on. Look at this shit, Cartoons on one channel and a movie for women to cry over on another...What is the world coming to these days? I could be better for T.V than this crap! Ratings would go through the roof If I had my own T.V show, it could be called Kicking Ass with Stone Cold!
Austin begins to laugh and rubs his chin as he ponders the thought of his own T.V show but then he realizes he was talking to himself and no one gives a damn about what he thinks, the phone begins to ring and he snaps out of it, and proceeds to answer the phone
Stone Cold Steve Austin-This better be important...I was busy getting drunk!
Lady on the other line-Hello, Mr Austin, this is Debbie Wilson, Im a secretary for David Letterman and we would like to offer you a spot on the upcoming show for tomorrow night, it appears to us that your free until Monday so Dave, who is a big fan of yours would like to see you as a special guest tomorrow. Do you think you would like to take the opportunity to be a guest on the David Letterman Show tomorrow?
Stone Cold Steve Austin-Hell Yeah I'll be on the show! I love that funny son of a bitch, he makes me laugh all the time so you tell Dave that I'll be there, and you can bet your bottom dollar on that one honey!
Before the lady can say another word Austin hangs up the phone and jumps off his couch to grab another six pack of beer, he pops his feet up on the table adjacent to him and pops the top off of a cold one, he takes a big gulp and lets out a sigh of relief
Stone Cold Steve Austin-Now thats a damn good beer right there!
Austin smiles and picks up his remote in one hand and has the beer in the other, he continues to drink the beer and surf the t.v as the scene fades out
The cameras come to live once again but not for a WCW event...for the world wide watched David Letterman show, the show starts up and a couple of big name celebrities are on the show including WCWs own Stone Cold Steve Austin...The celebrities have there 15 minitues of fame with Dave and then we come back from a commercial break and David Letterman begins to introduce Stone Cold to the crowd.
David Letterman-Now ladies and gentlemen the last guest of the night is one of my favorite wrestlers and hell raisers in recent memory, the man is the Toughest Son of a...well you know, but thats second to me, everyone knows im the Toughest of them all! and im quite the bitch...well thats what my wife says anyway...Here he is Stone Cold Steve Austin!
The crowd gets up on there feet and begin to cheer as Stone Colds music begins to play, a comes out from behind the curtains and gets a nice sized pop from the crowd, he pauses and looks at the crowd in attendance, and throws up the two finger salute, he then walks over to the nearest camera and salutes it too, he steps away and makes his way to David Letterman and the two men shake hands and take there seat.
David Letterman-Yah know Steve, you pull off the bald look pretty damn good if I don't say so myself, How do you think I would do?
Stone Cold Steve Austin-Well hell Dave, you being as bad ass as you are could pull it off, I think you would start a craze for all the T.V personalities...Jay Lenno would follow next, maybe even Rosie O Donnel!
the crowd and David Letterman begin to laugh
David Letterman-I don't think seeing Rosie bald would be something I would need in my life, she's already a burdon on me now the way she is, lets hope she doesn't take your advice and go through with it. Monday you had a match with Scott Steiner and MVP...you lost. What happened there Steve, what was the cause of you loosing the match?
Stone Cold Steve Austin-Well Id tell you but you wouldn't believe me Dave
David Letterman-No Steve, Im pretty reasonable
Stone Cold Steve Austin-Well ok then, but what happened was Scott Steiner strained a little two hard when he had me in the Steiner Recliner the man must have had some burritos before the match because heis move didn't knock ole Stone Cold out...if you know what I mean Dave...
The fans begin to laugh and Dave looks on at Austin with a look of disbelief on his face...Letterman grabs his cup of Coffee and takes a drink of it and then re directs his attention to Stone Cold
David Letterman-Steve, Now I know I said I was a resonable man but...Come on pal, are you serious thats what happened?
Stone Cold Steve Austin-See I knew you wouldn't believe me Dave! I knew it, but yah know what Stone Cold just doesn't give a damn because he knows thats truthfully what happened and as long as I know it, thats all that matters...
David Letterman-I guess your right Steve, well lets take a quick commercial break here and then we'll get back to The Toughest SOB In WCW Stone Cold Steve Austin
The David Letterman band begins to play some music as the fans clap and Stone Cold Steve Austin begin to talk off the record, scene fades out and goes to a commercial break
David Letterman-Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, if you just now joining us, I'm joined here tonight by WcW hell raiser Stone Cold Steve Austin! The man was apart of WWF/WWE for quite sometime and is now apart of WCW. So Steve, how much Hell do you plan on raising in WCW?
Stone Cold Steve Austin-Im going to turn that place upside down, put it up right and then do it again! WCW isn't gonna be safe from Ole Stone Cold I guarantee you that Dave! WCW has been a kiddie show until I got there, now that im on the WCW Roster, Monday nights the kids are going to bed early...Im gonna kick more ass than I ever have, drink more beer than I ever have...Theres no stopping Stone Cold's Kick Ass marathon! Vince Russo thinks he can contain the Rattlesnake! Well I tell yah what, Vince Russo is just as dumb as everyone on that damn Roster! If he thinks for one minitue that Im going to play by the rules he's got another thing coming...Theres a set of Rules im going by and thats The Rules of Stone Cold!
David Letterman-I See...Well what about your opponent on this up and coming Nitro? The Legend Killer Randy Orton? The man is on a roll right now, not to mention he's the United States champion...How do you see this match going for you Steve? Do you think you have a chance against him?
Stone Cold Steve Austin-Look into my eyes Dave! Do you think Stone Cold is scared of Randy Orton? Damn son, if you think for one second that Stone Cold is the least bit worried of The Legend Killer Randy Orton that your just as dumb as that silly little bastard Vince Russo! I don't give a damn about Orton, or anyone else in that fed to tell you the truth. There all just peaces to the puzzle....stepping stones Dave...There lined up at the firing squad and Stone Cold has the gun, there going down one by one, and I'll show everyone in the WCW that Randy Orton may have won a few matches here and there but Stone Cold Steve Austin has his number. He can bring all his buddies from the back, bring that old bastard Ric Flair to the ring, Stone Cold will kick his ass AFTER he beats Orton within an inch of his life! When that bell rings Stone Cold is going to be on Orton like a fly on a hog...Orton will not come out of this match his hand raised...the only thing being raised in this match is his body off the damn Canvas! He's going to get a beating that he's never experienced before...His daddy never quite hit him like Im going to hit him come Monday Dave!
David Letterman-Well it seems to me like you seem to think you have Ortons number...but what if the numbers game is turned on you and Evolution comes out and tries to help out there comrade in Randy Orton...are you ready for that?
Stone Cold Steve Austin-Im ready for anything that is going to happen Monday...One Two...Three, Hell the whole damn locker room can come out and Stone Cold will be ready to fight, they just better be aware that if they enter the ring that whatever happened to Randy Orton is exactly what they got coming for them! Stone Cold has a bullseye on his chest Dave! But Ive been there and done that...They can't throw anything at me that I haven't already experienced. But Stone Cold is going to put his foot up any ass that he has to to get the Ass Kicking marathon going...The more people that get involved Monday the better for Ole Stone Cold...You know what I like second to Drinking Beer? Kicking Ass! And thats what's going to happen Monday, so it would make Ole Stone Cold's night if some dumb son of a bitch thinks that they've got the balls to go toe to toe with me! They can walk there ass right down that ramp and walk into that ring....But then your in the Rattlesnakes Den...and the Rattlesnake doesn't ask questions he just kicks ass! Theres going to be a special on Monday, Free Stunners to anyone who feels the need to be put out on there back, so please...Orton, rally up your troops and get your game plan ready, strategically line your Clique around the ring, Whatever you have to do...But the outcome is going to be the same! Stone Cold is leaving Tampa with his hand raised and his music playing over the PA and theres not a Damn thing Him or anyone else can do about it....AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!!
David Letterman-Well Ladies and Gentlemen there you have it from the man himself...Stone Cold is going to start kicking more ass than ever, maybe he'll get in th Guinness Book of World Records? Only time can tell but thats all the time we have tonight so Steve Id like to thank you for coming on the show and its been a pleasure, Im sure you'll be back
Stone Cold Steve Austin-Thanks Dave, Enjoyed being apart of your show
The two men talk amongst themselves as the David Letterman band begins to play and the credits begin to roll over the screen, the fans cheer and after a short while the scene fades out
David Letterman-Steve it was a nice show we had tonight, I liked your enthusiasm the crowd really fed off of you tonight...I think you could have your own show if you wanted it. You should really consider it, I don't know of anyone who wouldn't enjoy watching Stone Cold twice a week on a regular basis, kicking ass on Monday and doing something else on Thursday.
Stone Cold begins to think to himself about how he earlier was thinking about how he could have his own show and it would be better than the crap on T.V. He can't believe that David Letterman just said that, coming from a man of his caliber that knows about T.V, surely suggests that Stone Cold is T.V material, Now that he has a green light Stone Cold begins to discuss his idea with Dave
Stone Cold Steve Austin-Damn Dave yah know, I was thinking about how much better a Stone Cold show on T.V would be better than all this garbage they show on T.V now days...I think if I was given the opportunity I could make a lot of people at home happy. Who wouldn't want to see Stone Cold Drinking beer and raising hell out of the ring?
David Letterman-Thats exactly what I was thinking Steve, do you have anything in mind on what you would like to do?
Stone Cold Steve Austin-Well aside from drinking beer and kicking ass on a weekly basis, I like to hunt, its my second love. I always figured if I wasn't wrestling id have my own tv show. Id call it Hunting with Stone Cold.
David Letterman-Thats a great Idea Steve! You could go far with that, let me make a phone call to see if I can get this done for you.
Dave walks off and pulls out his cell phone from his back pocket, its one of those fancy flip phones, something Stone Cold would never desire to have, Dave props himself up against a wall and begins to dial a number, he talks to someone on the other line and after about ten minitues comes back with a grin on his face.
David Letterman-Great news Steve, they said it would be a great for you to have your own Hunting show...your gonna have a co host by the name of Mike, he's a good hunter and tracker so you two will share that respect, and he also drinks a lot beer so you guys should get along fine. its going to be on Thursday and this Thursday is going to be the first show!
Stone Cold Steve Austin-This is going to be one hell of a show Dave, hunting on a Thursday and kicking ass on a Monday, it couldn't get any better than that.
The two men sit there sharing a laugh between the two and the scene fades out
Stone Cold Steve Austin-No this is not Monday Nitro, this is Hunting with Stone Cold...and this man beside me is Mike, he's going to be going with me each week as I go on my hunting trip trying to bag whatever it is I feel the need for. This is a brand new show so I'd like to thank everyone for tuning in. Mike its going to be a good day today, I think were going to bag something to Stone Colds liking.
Mike-First off id like to say im glad to be apart of the show Steve, I'm a huge fan of yours as far as wrestling so it's cool to be working beside you in something that is a joy of mine and yours. Well lets talk about todays hunt Steve. Today were going to be going after this so called Legend! This Deer that everyone speaks of but has never been able to get...The rack on this deer is unbelievable, I think I know where were going to go first so lets get everything ready and get on the way to the spot
Stone Cold Steve Austin-I like the sound of that Mike. Maybe we can luck out and find the deer, lets take our first commercial break and we'll get started
The show comes back on the air and Stone Cold and Mike are driving to the area where they believe the Legendary Deer may be. They get out of the truck and grab all there equipment out of the back of the truck they begin walking down a bank and through a wooded area, the get into a clearing and position there self away from the wind in a grassy area, Stone Cold and Mike get down on there knees and check the guns and Mike pulls out a Deer call and begins to make a few calls
Stone Cold Steve Austin-Welcome back to the show, Here we are in the area where we think that the legendary deer may be. Mikes over here using a standard deer call trying to get the attention of some doe's or whatever we can grab out, we figure that if the Big boy is around here and we can get the attention of the doe's in the area, he will come out because if he's anything like me...and theres a woman in need of some loving Im going to be there nine times out of ten, the reason I miss one is probably due to me being drunk but thats beside the point.
Mike and Stone Cold talk amongst themselves and a couple minitues go by and a couple doe come through the wooded area, the two men wait a few minitues so the deer can check the area around and see if any thing suspicious is around, they begin to graze the area, eating the grass for a few minitues and move on a little way...suddenly a buck come over from the right, about 450 yards away from the men
Stone Cold Steve Austin-Hey Mike, looks like we got more company...However I doubt this deer is that of legendary status...hes nothing more than a 8 pointer...Nothing to get excited about
Mike-Yeah thats nothing Steve, we see things like this all the time...I wouldn't worry about it, I'm sure since all this activity is going on that the big guy will come out soon if he's going to make his move
The two men sit there for a couple more minitues and begin to give up hope on the Legendary Deer so Stone Cold decides that maybe its best if he just takes one of the smaller Bucks in the area, he raises his 270 and just as he gets ready to look through the scope Mike can barely hold his emotions
Mike-Steve! Steve! There he is Steve! Thats him, just look at the rack on this Deer, thats atleast 50 points! I can not believe it, I wouldn't be able to believe it if it wasn't for us seeing it in person
Stone Cold turns to the Direction of the deer and cant believe his eyes, a look of disbelief comes over his face as the two men sit in amazement and look on at the Goliath figure of this deer, he is atleast 260 pounds and the rack on it is something of tall tales, nothing you could ever witness in person, not until now. Steve raises his gun and takes a deep breath holds it in and BANG!! The shot can be heard from all around as all the deer in the area take off and birds all around are seen flying away, everything is leaving the area except two men...and one downed deer. STONE COLD JUST KILLED THE DEER! The two men run over to the deer.
Mike-There it is Steve, this is without a doubt the deer everyone was always talking about, Im just glad we were the ones to bag him. You are a very skilled shot, was a good distance away but you didn't let it affect you and you surly got the job done today, congratulation's!
Stone Cold Steve Austin-Thanks Mike...This is without a doubt the biggest deer ive ever saw, let alone kill, lets go get the truck
The two men begin walking toward the truck and we go to a short commercial break
The scene comes back one more time and we see Stone Cold and Mike getting the deer off the back of the truck, they lay it on the ground and then tie its back legs together and pull it up with the rope hanging from a tree, you can hear the rope begging to pop as the weight of the deer is too much for it, so they tie to a close near limb so they dont go any farther resulting in a broken limb
Stone Cold Steve Austin-Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen, the Legendary Deer has finally been taken down by WCWs Hell Raiser Stone Cold Steve Austin...But before we go I wanted to send a message to Randy Orton, Mike go set it up
Mike begins to run away from Stone Cold, they're at a target range now and mike runs about 250 yards away, Mike runs up to a target and sticks Randy Ortons picture right on the bullseye...He makes his way back and Stone Cold looks into the camera
Stone Cold Steve Austin-Randy...You call yourself The Legend Killer...Well you just saw what happened to this legendary deer,Come Monday night im going to make you an endangered species...AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
Stone Cold then raises his rifle and fires at the picture of Orton...The camera zooms in as Austin hit it dead center
|
Beaten Opponents
Soon To Come