"This Is The Fifth Wheel"
 

Lyrics Written By Christian Elias On September 18, 2003 At 3:09 A.M.
 

FOR THE WB SHOW "THE FIFTH WHEEL"
 

It starts with two guys paired up with two girls on a bus
They stop to get acquainted well with the other or just fuss
They'll spend time in a hot tub, at dinner, and at a bar
All for the purposes of seeing if in fact they will go far

This is the Fifth Wheel
The show where anything goes
This is the Fifth Wheel
Where what will happen no one knows

After a while each couple will switch partners to test a different game
Some will appreciate them more while others think they're all the same
It's the usual routine displayed for the nonstop battle of the sexes
Some will feel a new love while others will still feel with their ex'es

This is the Fifth Wheel
The show where anything goes
This is the Fifth Wheel
Where what will happen no one knows

After the break will come walking in the questionable fifth wheel
Will it be a guy or a girl and from whom shall he or she steal
Some are wildly neurotic while others are laid back and relaxed
Some will have a good time while others hope it goes by fast

This is the Fifth Wheel
The show where anything goes
This is the Fifth Wheel
Where what will happen no one knows

They've all got one last chance to see who they really like best
Some will have made up their minds and forgotten all the rest
It's choosing time now and the matches will only win
While the others will go home starting all over again...

This is the Fifth Wheel
The show where anything goes
This is the Fifth Wheel
Where what will happen no one knows