"Christine's Back"

Lyrics Written By Christian Elias On February 26, 2003 At 11:43 P.M.

She is the classic nineteen fifty eight Plymouth Fury from Hell
The junk yard owner who's got her knows her legend very well
He's got her in a secure area that is deemed KEEP OUT
But it won't be long 'til this generation finds out what she's about

Christine's back
And she's mad as Hell
Christine's back
And you'll know it when you yell

Little Edward will soon be lured into her seductive world
He'll fall in love with her so much he'll even forget his girl
He ignores his best friend too as he has become hypnotized
He is walking around school all cool as he is evil in disguise

Christine's back
And she's mad as Hell
Christine's back
And you'll know it when you yell

Christine will take her vengeance on those who hurt her Edward
Edward's parents say his recent change of ways have really become absurd
Edward doesn't care as he is completely addicted to Christine
Even if she becomes the meanest and cruelest killing machine

Christine's back
And she's mad as Hell
Christine's back
And you'll know it when you yell

The kids at school devise a plan to seek out and destroy her
But before they commit any action they had better be sure
Although they are most hesitant, they still make their pact
But when you provoke something evil, it only comes right back

Christine's back
And she's mad as Hell
Christine's back
And you'll know it when you yell