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Discourse on Theology

Y'know, the really cool thing about being a Tonyist is that you can believe anything you want. Anything at all. If you don't want to believe in me, cool, I don't believe in me sometimes myself. For those of you who care, though, here's a little more about typical Tonyism:

Tonyism is a polytheistic religion (if you believe such stuff, see above, you can believe in mushroom gods if it makes you happy). As I (really, just a minor deity) meet the other gods and learn about them, I shall post them here. You can choose whomever you want to believe in. Kinda like getting a bag of jellybeans, and only eating the red ones...

The Gods:

Mycelium, God of Mushrooms. Ok, so you really *can* worship mushrooms, if you want. This is another rather minor god.
Phil, God of War. He's a biggie. Variously called Ares, Mars, and "Hey, you!", his real name is Phil-and-kill-allofyoulazybums, or Phil to his friends.
Caffeine, God of Energy. Also called Java and Espresso, in come cultures. Unbeknownst to many people, almost all of us make daily libations to this god, which makes him probably the most widely worshipped god in the world. I know I worship him to the tune of at least 2 cups a day.
Miami, God of the Sun. This dude's called Helios in Greece, and Ra in Egypt. But his real name's Miami, 'cause he was named after a town in Florida.


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Don't talk to me, man :-) Boring people stink!

Bad hair day. Never happens to me, man.

I feel for this guy, I really do. Haven't you ever had days like this. We all do.

This here's my moat monster.

I'd like to live here.

I like this guy. I like him, too.

What the HELL is this supposed to be?!!!

This is a picture of Bob. You can't see him because he's a ghost.

This is what I'd imagine he looks like, if you could see him...