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Great Female Comebacks
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a
rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much.
One day, while walking through the woods, and they
came across a golden frog.
They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden
frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but,
when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them
that they could have 3 wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in
the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr.
Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash
helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his
head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but
carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the
bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and
the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared
before him, and he climbed on board and started revving
the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and Complained
that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could
have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his
final wish, that all the other bears in the world were
females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the
world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both
turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved
the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that
Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!
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