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Alright, new message here, I have no idea WHY, but this site still gets hits, according to the numbers about 700 a month. So, welcome. ^_^ I haven't updated in a long while, I might cause a revamp sometime soon, change the site a bit, keep the old stuff. Anyways. Hi, site's still running.

-Quantum Slasher 1/21/06



Greetings again travelers.
We are bored with this site, and are upgrading it. The process will not be shown until it's about 50% complete. It will not lose anything, but the look will be new, and there will be more to access. This site will live up to the title of: Anime Archive.


It has been some months since I have done anything to this site. I am Quantum Slasher, the only remaining curator to the site. It will take a lot of time to get this site up to the expectations that I want it to, since I have about 3 hours a weeks to work on it, but I shall be trying my hardest to get this site working. For those who enjoy Japanese animation, welcome, and be wary of some pages, as they WILL reveal some aspects of certain series, including plot points and such. I shall keep an update on this page in the future.
-Quantum Slasher 9/23/99


Great news, I have someone helping me now. So this page should get moving faster. I still have a few hours a weeks, but more time has become available, due to some classes I failed. *grumbles* At least the important ones are still intact. The next few series to be added will be Magic Knight Rayearth, Serial Experiments Lain, and Rorouni Kenshin. Hopefully things will work out and they'll be here soon. Thank you for your patients.
-Quantum Slasher 10/19/99


Hello again. The format of the pages that exist on here are going to be changing in the near future. (I hope) As soon as I am caught up in my japanese class, I shall spend my extra time on the graphics and such for this page. Cowboy Bepop will also be added soon, thanks to my new assosciate. Please have patients with me, and check back soon. Arigato.
-Quantum Slasher 10/21/99

You have my appologies. I have said that I will be updating this page a lot. But due to some circumstances beyond my control (almost dying for one) I have been unable to keep up with my promise.
-Quantum Slasher 12/9/99

Oh my. I had forgotten about this page. I shall be making updates ASA I get my computer back. Should be within a few weeks. But I've neglected the site for a few years. Just bear with me, I might also be transferring the site to a more reliable and easier accessable site. Be well, and check back around August.
-Quantum Slasher 5/31/01



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One time there was a boy named Harry. Harry was a nice boy, but he held a very dark an disturbing secret. You see, Harry was a transvestite who liked to look at naked men while shaving his crotch. It remined him of shaven yaks, which he really had a special fettish for. He would have wet dreams at night about raping naked yaks. And when he 12, one of his deepest desires manifeste itself when he was able to grope a yak at a petting zoo. And upon reaching the age of 20, he set himself to find a yak to actually rape. 4 years past and still he had not been able to find a yak that he could get alone for more than 1 hour at a time. Then, on his 25th birthday, one of his friends had a very pleasant surprise for him. A plane ticket to Nepal. He was so overjoyed that he asked that friend to go down on him, and the friend complied. Three days later he boarded the plane to Nepal. Finally seeing his life long dream unfolding in front of his eyes, he wasn't able to sleep on the flight. The plane landed an he went straight for the mountains. He spent a few days looking for yaks, but he finally passed out from exposure. When he awoke, he found himself naked in a nice warm bed, with a very attractive woman. He thought to himself what the hell, and proceeded to wake, then make love to the girl. When that was through, she intrdouced herself and told him where he was. A yak farm. He was so overjoyed that he took her again, then left her in a slight daze an went out to see the yaks. He was greatful to see a herd of yaks right in front of him. He ran up to the nearest one an started to violate it. The yak didn't much enjoy this and kicked him away violently. Harry was not daunted by this, he just thought it was a male yak, he looked around until he found a female yak, and then he started to rape it. The yak enjoyed it at first, then decided it was a bit uncomfortable, and tried to walk away. But Harry was a very persitant little bastard, and continued to follow her wherever she went. Finally she got so fed up that she kicked him harder than the first yak had, splattering his brains all over the farm house, and the girl whom he had layed a few minutes before. She had come out to watch, for she had a fettish for watching guys rape yaks. THE END