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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MOONIE
WHEN...
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You try to glue a cresent moon to
your black cats head.
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You only go out with girls that have long blond
hair and are named Mina.
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You buy all the SM manga you can find even though
you can't read a word of it.
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You use SM catch word in your normal speech.
Like: I'm outee, wiged out.
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You devote your life to learning Japanese just
so you can read those Manga.
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You so much want your hair like Sailor Moons
just so someone will call you meatball head.
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You try to talk to every black or white cat you
see.
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You actually think the cat responds.
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You get thrown out of a holloween party because
you were trying to dust every monster you saw, and you blamed it on that
cat you were talking to.
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At the worst time you pull out a pen and yell
Moon Prism Power!
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Every time you see fog you think of Sailor Mercury.
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You look at the moon through a telescope trying
to find the moon kingdom.
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Every time you here a planet mentioned you
automaticly think of a sailor scout.
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You name your cat Luna or Artemis and send them
to the animal shelter when they won't give you a Luna Pen.
From Chris
Ellson.
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You throw cards in the air and start playing
a flute.
From Web.nut
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"Spore" is your top
insult.From
Web.nut
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You try to send hair dye to the north pole, hoping
Malachite will use it.From
Web.nut
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You can recite any of the songs by
heart.From
Web.nut
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You go to the libary and try to find a book on
the aerodynamics of roses.From
Web.nut
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You actually read a V.C.R. manual so you can
learn to tape the show.From
Web.nut
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You throw a frisbee around, shouting "Moon Tiara
Magic!".From
Web.nut
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You keep trying to find "Maxfield Stanton" in
the phone book.From
Web.nut
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You call your mom
"Beryl".From
Web.nut
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You paint Nephlyte's symbol on all your stuff,
so you can kick ass!
From
Web.nut
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You are still reading this!
From Web.nut
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Your parents say you run around with a plate
of meatballs and pasta on your
head.From Web.nut
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You think your ex-boyfriends name is Freddy
From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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Your ex-boyfriend IS named Freddy
From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You delibratly lower your First Aid grade to
C+ From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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Someone says "Mercury" and you say "Yes?"
From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You can recite the lines to every episode of
Sailor Moon. From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You think every make-up compact is a mini-super
computer. From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You hum the tune to the theme of Sailor Moon
in your sleep. From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You send in suggestions for "You know your a
Moonie When..." From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You try to tape every episode of Sailor Moon.
From SABREHQ@aol.com
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You miss every one because you sleep in too
late. From SABREHQ@aol.com
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You get one of your friends, insist her name
is Amy, and make her figure out how to program the VCR so you can tape every
episode of Sailor Moon AND sleep late.
From SABREHQ@aol.com
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You throw a frizbee at her if she refuses.
From SABREHQ@aol.com
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You are STILL reading this after the last person
pointed it out!!! From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You start calling your sibling Sammy, even when
your sibling is your younger sister.
From SABREHQ@aol.com
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You go to health spas and start smashing them
looking for Jedite. From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You think you found Jedite in the health spa.
From SABREHQ@aol.com
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It turns out to be Zoicite.
From SABREHQ@aol.com
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You find a Anti-Sailor Moon page, find out where
they live, then start throwing frizbees at them.
From SABREHQ@aol.com
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You keep a stash of frizbees next to your bed,
in case a monster from the negaverse breaks in during the night.
From SABREHQ@aol.com
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A negaverse monster breaks in during the night.
From SABREHQ@aol.com
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The frizbees work.
From SABREHQ@aol.com
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You use the phrase "Moon Tiara Magic"
more often then you use the words "And, if, or, the, a, that, them,
those, him, her, it, you, me, we, us....." combine.
From SABREHQ@aol.com
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You have a lot of suggestions for "You
Know Your A Moonie When..." From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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Your kid-cousin cries and a giant beam of light
shoots up into the sky. From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You like my "You Know Your A Moonie
When..." jokes. From SABREHQ@aol.com
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You have 70 MB of Sailor Moon Images, sounds,
and info on your hard drive.
From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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That 70 Megabytes of Sailor Moon stuff has turned
into 700 Megabytes. From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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That 700 Megabytes has no duplicate pictures
or sounds. From SABREHQ@aol.com
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You think that Sailor Mercury wrote all the
"You Know Your A Moonie When..."'s in her spare time.
From SABREHQ@aol.com
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When cheating on a test, instead of looking
at someones paper, you try to read their mind.
From SABREHQ@aol.com
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You send flowers to people you don't like, hoping
they will drain their energy.
From SABREHQ@aol.com
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You fly to Japan, buy a video of the Sailor
Moon movies, fly home, and then watch them over and over, even though you
don't understand a single word they are saying.
From SABREHQ@aol.com
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You have a sign on the door to your room that
reads "You are now entering the Moon Palace"
From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You believe what the sign says.
From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You change your name to Serena, even though it used to be John.
From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You become a priest and hang out in graveyards looking for Zoicite.
From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You wear fireproof clothing whenever you go on a elevator.
From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You pray that the lady with the crystal is an art theif.
From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You check "You Know Your A Moonie When..." daily.
From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You understand my Moonie Jokes.
From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You enjoy my Moonie Jokes.
From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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You throw rocks at every fat cat you see just so they don't get the chance to
jump you later.
From
SABREHQ@aol.com
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When Valetines comes around u get heart shaped
sailor moon cards and run around yelling Pink sugar attack.
From Sailor Brave
Heart
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You and your friend fight over who gets to be
which Sailor Scout.From
Hazel
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You light matches and say "Mars Fire Ignight!"
From Joseph
Lazaro
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You think your a Sailor Scout and make transformation
pens for your friends.From Joseph
Lazaro
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You TRY and see all the episodes and
movies.From Joseph
Lazaro
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When you look at a tree you want to say
"Jupiter...Oak Revolution"From
Joseph Lazaro
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You have a Sailor Moon web
page.From Joseph
Lazaro
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You call your friend reni when her name is serena.
From Joseph
Lazaro
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You joined every possible SM ring.
From Joseph
Lazaro
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You are the ring
master. From Joseph
Lazaro
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When your family you sing out all the songs to
Sailor Moon, even humm their transformation music.
From Joseph
Lazaro
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Your science teacher asked why you write the
word EVIL next to Beryllium.
From shukry
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She sent you to a psychiatrist on why you put
EVIL next to Beryllium.From
shukry
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Your psychiatrist asked you to lend him some
of the sailormoon tapes you have
recorded.From
shukry
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You vow to remember to erase the word EVIL next
to Beryllium when you show your book to your teacher only to write it down
again when she is not
looking.From
shukry
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Your boyfriend left you because you keep calling
him "Darien" or "Mamo-chan"From
shukry
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Your boyfriend look at you funny when you suggested
he dye his hair green.From
shukry
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Everytime you kiss your boyfriend you look up
to see if any pink haired girl will crash on your
head.From shukry
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You stop playing cards because you have images
of monsters leaping out of the
card.From shukry
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You buy a black cat and a white cat hoping they
will have a purple kitten.From
shukry
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You refuse to buy a cat that has no cresent sign
on its headFrom
shukry
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You tried to shut annoying people up by placing
stickers on their forehead.From
shukry
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You're watching a taped video, you yell Fast
Forward activation to skip commercials.
From DArKneSS
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You go to every resaurant in town asking if Lita
works there.From
DArKneSS
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You bookmark every Sailor Moon webpage on the
internet.From
DArKneSS
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You only go out with men that give you roses
on dates.From
DArKneSS
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You only go out with woman that look like one
of the Sailor Scouts.From
DArKneSS
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You die your hair turqoise so you could be as
beautiful as Sailor
Neptune.From
DArKneSS
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You ask a computer expert to make a mini super
computer to go with your Sailor Mercury
outfit.From
DArKneSS
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You fail every test at school just so you can
be like Serena.From
DArKneSS
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You have a Sailor Scout Painted on your bedroom
door. From Marina
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You know you're a Moonie when you try to wear
mini-skirts and high boots all the time...and you're a guy!
From Ray
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You download the logo at the bottom of the screen
just so you can watch the video.
From Kyle Hefley
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You name your first child Rini (or Chibi)...
male or female! From Kyle Hefley
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Your boyfriend's name must be Darien.
From Kyle Hefley
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You can perform every transformation sequence.
From Kyle Hefley
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Someone tells you sailor moon sucks & your
willing to defend her honor to the death.
From Mark S. Marus
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