It's come to my attention that all country songs are pretty much alike, and none of them are any good.
Soooo, I figured I'd write one. Enjoy. Sing it to the music of any country song. It'll probably fit.

A Country Song

Where did you come from, where did you go
I've got friends high and I've got `em low
I shaved my legs for this, what do you know?
Outside at night and the thunder rolls.

(Lemme hear some `Yee-ha's' out there!)

Devil's down in Georgia playin' on his fiddle
Momma's cookin' up some cakes on the griddle
Needed a rhyme for ish-ka-bibble (riddle, whittle, spittle, little, middle, piddle)
Outside at night and the rain will drizzle

(People stomp their feet here, yell `hoo-yeah'!)

Headin' on home to Alabama sweet home
Out in the yard the chickens will roam
Pa's gettin' old, like a wrinkly old gnome
Outside at night they drink moonshine with foam

(Dance in a circle here, yell `yee-haw'!)

Movin' on down that Copperhead Road
Listen to my song; it's not in code
My family's inbred; we're only three-toed
Outside out night they're smokin' grass unmowed

(Fiddle player does a solo here)

Okay, that's it. Song's over.

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Updated 28 Dec 00