STOP THE ABUSE.
DON'T EAT BROCCOLI.
OR ELSE!
DID YOU KNOW...
- 14 acres of wild broccoli rainforest are cut down every minute?
- Broccoli is not a renewable resource?
- Continued exposure to broccoli has been know to cause cancer in
laboratory rats?
- Broccoli was designed by the CIA to overthrow dictators in Central America?
- There is no Broccolo/a Studies department at any California university?
- Broccoli is responsible for Jimmy Hoffa's dissapearence?
- In the Bible it says that we should not eat broccoli?
- Broccoli contributes to global warming?
- Extinction rates of up to 5 species every minute are accountable to broccoli?
- People under the influence of Broccoli are more likely to be kidnapped by aliens?
- Eons ago, a great cataclysmic chain reaction started by Broccoli initiated the first Ice Age?
- Elvis ate Broccoli. Now he's gone. Enough said.
- There are many cover-ups to the underground testing of Broccoli?
- Broccoli are actually Martians in their most evolutionary advanced state?
- Mass migrations of Broccoli lead to instability in the Moon's orbit?
- Broccoli vampires originated in Germany and contributed to the formation of Cauliflower?
Fact of Fiction: Can you tell?
Broccoli has been around for thousands of years. There is no way it
can be bad for me.
False: Broccoli was developed in the 1960's by the United States
government and it has been determined that broccoli smoking is harmful
to your health.
Governments have tried to ban broccoli.
True: At the Earth Summit in Rio, countries failed because George
Bush endorsed the continued harvesting of broccoli.
But broccoli never hurt anybody.
False: Broccoli has been proven to cause spontaneous human combustion
in 4% of all men and 1.5% of all women.
This political page was based on the "Stop the Abuse. It's too cruel. Don't
eat celery." flyer by jrm production, copyright 1993 and all rights reserved.
Had enough?
Go back and see the many faces of
Broccoli
Or...Are you
VEGETABLE
enough to witness
Broccoli Throughout the Ages
Very well...go back to
Ucchan's for dinner.