HATE

Hate is a funny, funny thing.

Now many people don't belive me when I tell them this, but it's true. People waste time and energy hating things. Hate is completely useless and it gets nothing accomplished. Therefore when people hate things, that's funny.

Now that we realize how funny it is, lets take a brief look at the history of hate.

  

 

A Brief History of Hate

Time

EVENT

Dawn of Time

Early man stubs his toe on a rock while looking for bathroom pit in the dark. Hate is born.

480 B.C.

Ancient Greece: Hera hates Zeus for sleeping around. Congress hates Socrates for corrupting youth. Athens hates Sparta due to multiple attacks. Sparta hates everyone.

1206

China: Mongolian Horde rides into new wall they instantly hate. Genghis Kahn contemplates peeing on wall. Instead settles for taking over china.

1478-1834

Spain:Spanish Inquisition brutally tortues people, spreading hate for almost 400 years. Nobody expects it.

1517

Germany: Martin Luther hates current church system. In retribution, he vandalizes the front doors of the church by nailing a piece of paper to it.

1903

Kitty Hawk, NC: Wright Brothers hate the Earth so much they build an airplane to fly away forever. Instead, they only make it a couple of feet.

Oct. 14th, 2003

Chicago, IL: Cubs fan, Steve Bartman, blocks ball from being caught in the 6 game of the World Series. Hate reaches new all-time record.

 




 

MISSION!!



Our Mission here at together with hate, is to bring people together...with hate. So what we need to do is, we need to get people to understand just how funny hate is. So this site is dedicated to hate. Funny hate. Hate that will make you cry, from laughter. To acomplish this goal, I ask you, YES you, the average web netizen, to e-mail me the things you hate. After that, I will take your object of hate, draw devil horns and a goatee on it, and post it to the site. To submit an idea, either click the e-mail button up above or send it out to TogetherWithHate@yahoo.com . I hope to hear from you, and Happy hating, friends.