You know you're a true Evertonian when....
I started this topic on the Blue Room and here are some of the things we came up with.
You know you're a true Evertonian when you see anything red as a symbol of kopitism and therefore death.

You know you're a true Evertonian when you picture God as a ginger Scotsman

You know you're a true Evertonian when you hear z-cars and the hairs on the back of your neck stand up and a shiver shoots down your spine.

You know you're a true Evertonian when the name "B*rmby" makes you feel physically sick

You know you're a true Evertonian when just the sight of an everton shirt makes your heart beat faster

You know you're a true Evertonian when you smell a strong smell of 'bo' and you think of the kop and the kopite badge man. 

You prounce Gravesend as Gra-vi-send!

You know you're a true Evertonian you come on this forum! For that reason alone, Liverpool shuld not be on here. (The Blue Room)

You know you're a true Evertonian when the kop burns down and you don't give a sh!t.....

You know you're an Evertonian when you think public toilets are red....

You know you're a true Everton fan when a kopite is getting battered in the street and you watch and laugh...   then join in!!!!

You know you're an Evertonian when hearing Youll never walk alone makes you want to throw your self off the nearest tall building.

Nar- you're a true Evertonian when u started battering him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!