I was super excited when the Football Chant Laureate" competition was announced and immediately got to writing chants for it. One of them ("It's Wayne Again") reached the shortlist and I was eventually placed second behind some Birmingham City fan who'd written a chant for Aston Villa striker, Juan Pablo Angel. Make of that what you will...
I've now ammended "It's Wayne again" so we can still sing it. (It's MUCH better now actually...)
Some songs on here were co-written with my sister Charlotte, and wee brother Dave. I recommend Dave's Man U chant- it's pure genius!
Here are all our songs praising Everton and taking the mickey out of everyone else!
(The Boys are Back in Town Parody)
(Parody to Elton's classic)
(Song for Everton's strikers to the tune of S'Paul's "Let it be.")
(Song for Franny when he decided to have a bust up with Moyes)
(Parody to John Lennon's "Oh Yoko!")
A tribute to the player who played for us since I can remember... and who wrote a letter to me on his last day at Bellefiled... sob!
(Parody to "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds") I know he's gone... but we can still sing it on our own...
(Parody to "Mandy" for Liverpool's former fantastic striker) I know he's gone too... but he's still crap...
(Parody to "Hey Jude". What else?)