Alessandro Pistone
Sandra is convinced that he/she is English despite sporting girly Italian style hair and a lovely manicure. His playing however, does throw his Italianess into doubt...

Nah, I'm noly joking. This season he's done well (who hasn't?!), has actually had his HAIR CUT(!) and has kept darling Gary Naysmith out of the picture with some great performances at left back, his preferred position.

Sandro was signed from Newcastle and has said that he wants to finish his career at Goodison Park. The strong defender can play anywhere along the back four, but is most comfortable at right-back. Last season he kicked Tomy Hibbgert out of the first team picture with some solid performances at right back.

I find him a little inconsistent- sometimes he can be absolutely amazing, particularly going forward... but other times he just does his job and doesn't really seem all that bothered.
He is a slight doubt for our next game, but Baz says that his nails are almost perfect again now and that Thomas Gravesen has apologised for having pulled his hair.