This is the hermaphroditic bovine.  A giant balloon in a holiday parade.  During the course of the parade, the balloon was struck by...lightning.. and acquired a mind of it's own. 
This is the hunter that is hired to shoot down the mad cow.  Stay tuned each week to see thier mad-cowed adventures.
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