Dogs or Cats: Which is better?
	This has been a controversy for many years now.  Truly, which is better? Dogs or Cats? You have the nice dog that will guard you while you sleep, smell your crotch, and pee on things in the house to make sure when other people come over they know whos property this is.  Then you have the felines that love to purrr. "Purr purr." And don't forget the song they sing when they want food, "Meow Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow.... BLAH FUCKING DAH."  And oh yeh, those damn claws in your chest when your laying on the couch and they decide its time to give you a fucking titty massage.  I mean come on the choice is simple here.  Fuck hairy felines, DOGS RULE.  I mean sure when you come to my house the cats are the dominant ones. If my dog "louie" decides he wants that spot on the chair he will try to ward off the cat, but he gets the fricking day lights knocked out of him. He's a miniature schnauzer and the cats are his size so he has an excuse, but those bitches have BIG FUCKING CLAWS. And not to mention cats suck cuz they like to pee on unsuspecting friends in my yard, like the time my cat "cloud" peed on david carrithers back.  And ON TOP OF ALL THAT DOGS CAN SWIM!  I recall a story that I have gotten first hand from my friend Matt Williams that proves cats can not swim.  "Well, I had a bunch of stray pussies under my house.  But my uncle... He took control of these pussies.  He rolled up a big tin trash can filled it half way with water and threw the cats in and watched them drown."  Sure this is cruel, but these cats were multiplying like Ricky Edwards on a Gay Island.  My dog louie rules.  Except for his obnoxious bark and ungodly smelling beard.  I can take that dog to the beach with me and since he is small like a puppy the women come a runnin'.  So for me I pick dogs.  I could care less what you pick so don't even tell me.  Just keep this in mind: I love to rub a pussy every once and a while, but doggy style is the best!