Ye Olde Quotebook -- Online Version
SPECIAL FRANCE/LONDON EDITION
why? because chris said so.
"Note to self: Never trust people with a British accent. Check." ~ Chris

"These French will try to pass off anything as dessert. 'No, really, that fuzz is
     supposed to be there.'" ~ Chris, after being served sour milk for dessert

Mrs. S.: "Merci mille f--"
Chris: "Yes, thank you a thousand francs!"
     (Mrs. S. insists she said 'fois' but we heard what we heard.)

"Tyra Banks, good Lord!" ~ Mrs. S., scandalized by a poster

"I'm full of anger, but low on wit." ~ Chris

"What does 'Cecil' mean in Latin? Shithole?" ~ Chris, on our lovely Hotel Cecil

"It tastes like yellow." ~ Rose, on vanilla sauce

"My sister says beer in London is warm and thick. It's like drinking hell itself."
     ~ Chris

"Yes, my extensive vocabulary is... good." ~ Chris

Rose: "[Church wine] burns!"
Chris: "That's because it's the blood of your saviour."

"We're at the top of the Chartres. Top of the Chartres! Hahaha!" ~ Chris

"FANTA! It's FANTAstique!" ~ Chris

Mrs. S.: "Is that an Afghan or a Wolfhound?"
Chris: "It looked like a child!"

"Why do dogs poop red in France?" ~ Rose

Tiffany: "Dogs eat dirt?!?"
Chris: "Of course they do!"

"I pissed on top of the Eiffel Tower! And it was
     a really long one, too!" ~ Chris

    
Chris's Pissing on the Eiffel Tower story:
     We went to the Eifle Tower tonight. It is "tres" big. We were going to go to
     the top, but I was scared. I went anyways. I went all the way and I was scared,
     but then I wasn't scared, because I made it to the top, and the scardness
[sic]
     went "down" while I went "up." But I was still sorta scared, and I had to
     take a "piss" So I pissed on the Eifle Tower. I felt good after the before
     mentioned pissing. Oh... and I actually saw the sun set over La Defense. It
     was pretty. Thats the story.

"OK, that is really pissing me off." ~ the Iowan boy we named Slipknot, on Rose
     dripping water on his head as he stood on the balcony. He never figured it out.

Rose: (singing) 'Penny Lane..."
Drunken Iowan: (from the balcony to someone in his room) "I heard that you
     motherfucker! What did you say?!"
Rose: "PENNY LANE!"

"We gotta get Amber's pants back on!" ~ Iowans, upon Chris's return to the hotel
      room he had to share with them

Rose: "Swans eat funny."
Mrs. S.: "Well, I'm sure they'd say the same thing about you."
Chris: "Damn bastard swans."




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