Ye Olde Quotebook -- Online Version SPECIAL FRANCE/LONDON EDITION why? because chris said so. |
"Note to self: Never trust people with a British accent. Check." ~ Chris "These French will try to pass off anything as dessert. 'No, really, that fuzz is supposed to be there.'" ~ Chris, after being served sour milk for dessert Mrs. S.: "Merci mille f--" Chris: "Yes, thank you a thousand francs!" (Mrs. S. insists she said 'fois' but we heard what we heard.) "Tyra Banks, good Lord!" ~ Mrs. S., scandalized by a poster "I'm full of anger, but low on wit." ~ Chris "What does 'Cecil' mean in Latin? Shithole?" ~ Chris, on our lovely Hotel Cecil "It tastes like yellow." ~ Rose, on vanilla sauce "My sister says beer in London is warm and thick. It's like drinking hell itself." ~ Chris "Yes, my extensive vocabulary is... good." ~ Chris Rose: "[Church wine] burns!" Chris: "That's because it's the blood of your saviour." "We're at the top of the Chartres. Top of the Chartres! Hahaha!" ~ Chris "FANTA! It's FANTAstique!" ~ Chris Mrs. S.: "Is that an Afghan or a Wolfhound?" Chris: "It looked like a child!" "Why do dogs poop red in France?" ~ Rose Tiffany: "Dogs eat dirt?!?" Chris: "Of course they do!" "I pissed on top of the Eiffel Tower! And it was a really long one, too!" ~ Chris Chris's Pissing on the Eiffel Tower story: We went to the Eifle Tower tonight. It is "tres" big. We were going to go to the top, but I was scared. I went anyways. I went all the way and I was scared, but then I wasn't scared, because I made it to the top, and the scardness [sic] went "down" while I went "up." But I was still sorta scared, and I had to take a "piss" So I pissed on the Eifle Tower. I felt good after the before mentioned pissing. Oh... and I actually saw the sun set over La Defense. It was pretty. Thats the story. "OK, that is really pissing me off." ~ the Iowan boy we named Slipknot, on Rose dripping water on his head as he stood on the balcony. He never figured it out. Rose: (singing) 'Penny Lane..." Drunken Iowan: (from the balcony to someone in his room) "I heard that you motherfucker! What did you say?!" Rose: "PENNY LANE!" "We gotta get Amber's pants back on!" ~ Iowans, upon Chris's return to the hotel room he had to share with them Rose: "Swans eat funny." Mrs. S.: "Well, I'm sure they'd say the same thing about you." Chris: "Damn bastard swans." omigod! page 2! !!! |
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