Everything You Never Wanted to Know About Me
Name: Webperson
Nickname(s): Titanium Tiffany
Birthday:  The day the music died
Age
:  Old!
Height:
Just this side of midgetry
Weight:
95 lbs. and steadily gaining
Personality type: Fist-shaking
Languages Spoken
:  Mandarin, because China's gonna take over the world, and possibly universe, which
                                would blow because I never really liked China anyway. 

Favourite Movie(s):
Dead Poets' Society; Anastasia; MST3K; LOTR; The Princess Bride; every
                                 chick flick ever made

Favourite Book(s)
:  The Lord of the Rings; The Chronicles of Narnia; everything by Michael J. Nelson;
                               Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban; The Princess Bride

Favourite Play(s)
:  Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead; The Importance of Being Earnest; Arcadia, 
                              even though I'm not sure I really get it.

Favourite Food
:  Singaporean and Japanese; Mother's fried rice; Chipotle.
Favourite TV Show:
The Simpsons; MST3K; Family Guy; Futurama.
Favourite Cartoons
:  Animaniacs and Tiny Toons, and I can sing their theme songs, too!
Favourite Sports Team:
The Minnesota Twins. Every fan counts.
Favourite Twin:
Kyle Lohse. Even though he pitched himself out of the rotation.
Least favourite Twin: Pat Borders, for ruining Kyle's stellar attempt to pitch himself back in the rotation.
Bedtime
:  11pm, unless Mysterious Neighbor With Tourettes is singing. Then never.
Things I Would Do If I Weren't So Lazy
:  Spend too much money.
Weekend Activities
:  Sleeping till noon, watching crap on TV, and generally whiling my time away on the
                                 Internet like I am doing now. And it isn't even the weekend. I'm so good at this.

Overall Credibility
:  No one ever suspects the butterfly.
Overall State of Bein
g:  Anemic.
Overall State of Soul
: Could stand to be less black.

                                                                        
 

??0102: I was gonna put stuff here, I really was. And then I got distracted, and subsequently, tired. I think I have Excessive Daytime Sleepiness. It's a real disorder, and I might have it! Finally, people will start paying attention to me!

Y'know, I just realized that all the schools I've attended are very quickly deteriorating to a state of national disaster. For example, St. Anthony's Convent (the principal was a nice nun) is now moved to some craptacular area of Singapore and its students consistently score among the lowest in the nation. St. Anthony's Middle School is now closed and faces its uncertain, asbestos-filled future alone. We also had lots of duct-taped pipes-cum-railings in the gym. Shanley High School, to be moved extremely far away (to escape the cancer-causing agents, bats, and the Phantom Pooper in the current building, perhaps), is similarly falling apart, and all the admin's high-falutin' plans for the new school will no doubt leave them in debt for the next 782 fiscal years. Hey, watch me not shell out $250 for a worthless engraved tile for the new building.  Could be worse though, I could be taking American Pluralism.



                                                                      
                                                                  
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why does the last letter turn green? je suis tres confused et not able to parle francais. salut! ma, thanks to la lezione italiano, i can now parlo the italian. i'm practically the pope. except not as decrepit.
Why, fancy meeting you here, Skeptical Platypus!
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