About Me
Missy Knows-It-All
And now you do too!
The 411
Age: 41
DOB: August '63
Gender: Female
Married
Husband:
Fire Apparatus Engineer (city)
Anniversary: March '95
Children: 3
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Daughter - stillborn '92
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Sons - twin boys '96
Location: Northern California
Origin: Michigan (dutch, irish, scotish, french, british - scrambled eggs!)
Career: Author-in-Progress, NaNoWriMo challenger (2004/2005), Domestic Engineer, Former Forensics Mental Health Administrator/Facilitator and Consumer Lobbyist (state)
Hobbies: Reading, web design, archery (amateur, no competition), poetry and prose, graphic design
Sports/Activities: Swimming, basketball, archery (see above), mediocre baseball mom (I don't scream and yell or offer my kids unsolicited advice -- hell, I don't even pretend to know how to play the game!), bicycling, travel


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OFF SITE
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DIETING AND BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION HELP SITES
FitDay.com
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OTHER WEIGHT LOSS  DIARIES
Chubby Mum
Eyes Wide Open
Jenn
Diva
Fat-To-Thin
Fat Queen
Holly
NormalToilet
Sarah
Swirl Girl

CONTACT
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Dieting Stats
Heaviest Weight: 300 (February '96)
Diet Start Weight: 230.5 (November '04)
Target Weight: 165 (May '05)
Goal Weight: 150 (August '05)
Current Weight: 190.2 (March 11, '05)
For current weight, visit my online diary at http://mkia.diaryland.com

Happy, Sad, Proud and Bad
Biggest Accomplishment: Giving birth to healthy twin boys
Biggest Disappointment: Seeing the bottom of a pint container that held ice cream and realizing I ate the whole thing ... and then sadly coming to terms with the fact I'm not bulemic nor can I ever be.
Happiest Moment: The day the boys learned to say: "I love you"
Saddest Moment: Saying goodbye to my daughter before I could ever hear her laugh or feel her take her first breath
Most Memorable Victory: Filing for a divorce (first husband, the current one gets to be buried....)
Most Memorable Defeat: The day my son finally outwitted me ... seven years ahead of schedule.
Biggest Fear: That my kids will remember when I screwed up and was "human"
Number One Pet Peeve: (Tie) College drivers and the college kids two houses down that don't seem to get this isn't the part of town to be partying, especially on Thursday nights.
Stupidest Thing Heard: Firefighters that use plurals when none are to be had (we're going to threes; gotta run these over to ones)
Smart Stuff: Failing to Plan is Planning to Fail

Quotes & Admirations
I can usually be heard saying:
"Sure, you can get anything you want... after I get a million dollars."
"Okay, little dudes, let's get moving." 
"The most important thing you boys need to learn is that no means no and no you may not buy a ...."

You wouldn't catch me dead saying:
"The back door is wide open, honey, come on in"
"Sure your kids can stay over until you get back next week"
"Honey, let's go take the Harley out for a spin"
"Next year, boys, I'm homeschooling"

Most Admired: Fellow losers (refer to links in the navigation section), my Aunt J. who has been able to see things for what they really are and not back away from the glaring truths, my girlfriend, D. who has gone back to school and has gone from a computer know-nothing to a genuine grade-A geek

Least Revered: Unfortunately, my mother who is incapable of using her intelligence or having the backbone to stand up to the injustices we have faced, my brother and sis-in-law who gripe about the injustices but still put on their poker faces and just *deal* (or would that be de-ni-al?), my sister who was slowly progressing and made my most admired list until she met up with a loser whom we all suspect is also her "supplier"