Now the diggities adventure took place during Spring Break '05, so tacked on to the bottom are some of the other adventures I had during Spring Break.
I Am The Stubber: yo
I Am The Stubber: what were u rhyming witht ahtold guy
I Am The Stubber: when he said u got no digities
tinkeebot 3000: huh? when?
I Am The Stubber: which by his definition is the same thing as dignity
tinkeebot 3000: somebody (and im not looking in any directions or naming any names) called me from your phone last night
tinkeebot 3000: what teacher?
I Am The Stubber: hahaha
I Am The Stubber: did u get the message?
I Am The Stubber: what reacher biotch
tinkeebot 3000: masterson
I Am The Stubber: ohhhhh
I Am The Stubber: i didnt get the quessy
I Am The Stubber: i knew that shit
I Am The Stubber: her thunder thighd
tinkeebot 3000: suuuuuuuure yadid
tinkeebot 3000: no
tinkeebot 3000: she was not thunder thighs
tinkeebot 3000: landman was
tinkeebot 3000: with ms rogers
I Am The Stubber: oh m gee
I Am The Stubber: you dont listen
tinkeebot 3000: about waht
I Am The Stubber: i said she did the looking in any direction
I Am The Stubber: with landfman in their collaborative science class
tinkeebot 3000: ohhhh ok
tinkeebot 3000: I suppose
tinkeebot 3000: tell me about this rhyming with an old man
I Am The Stubber: ok
I Am The Stubber: u guys were tlking and he said u have no diggities
I Am The Stubber: and u were like what the fuck r diggities
tinkeebot 3000: but wait, what old man?
I Am The Stubber: and u startedmaking fun of him
I Am The Stubber: at the baaaaaar
tinkeebot 3000: parkside?
I Am The Stubber: the one u talked to all night
tinkeebot 3000: ahaha that guy was funny, hes like man when all these girls came in I got a hard on, then you guys came in and made it go away! I havent had a hard on in ages!
I Am The Stubber: now u all of a sudden remember him?
tinkeebot 3000: well yeah I remember that guy, you never made it clear that he was the guy you were talking about
tinkeebot 3000: though I must admit, I don't remember the diggities thing
I Am The Stubber: i said u have no diggities
I Am The Stubber: hhaha
I Am The Stubber: u stareted yelling what the fuck r diggities
tinkeebot 3000: ahahaha
tinkeebot 3000: and what did he do
I Am The Stubber: and yelling i have no diggities ina retarded voice
I Am The Stubber: what is that another way to say dignity
tinkeebot 3000: ahahaha
I Am The Stubber: and u wouldnt let him get a word out
I Am The Stubber: and hes like if u stop hollering il l tell you
I Am The Stubber: and he did
tinkeebot 3000: well what the fuck, whyd he say I have no digities
I Am The Stubber: its when you have no respect for yourself or anyone else around u he said
I Am The Stubber: then u started ur rhymes
I Am The Stubber: u were like twat shit fuck tit
I Am The Stubber: hahaha
I Am The Stubber: and i think he joined in at onepoint
I Am The Stubber: i was crying
tinkeebot 3000: ahahaha thats awesome!
tinkeebot 3000: this conversation is going on the temple
I Am The Stubber: haha
I Am The Stubber: ur rhymes were so funny
I Am The Stubber: and u said fuck
I Am The Stubber: and hes like no.....
I Am The Stubber: fornicate
I Am The Stubber: haha
tinkeebot 3000: ahahaha
I Am The Stubber: he was explaining
tinkeebot 3000: yeah you meet some characters at the parkside
I Am The Stubber: and saying that you werent gonna get it up tonite
tinkeebot 3000: ahahaha i remember that!!!!
tinkeebot 3000: caitlin was there at that point right?
I Am The Stubber: we almost beat the getty guy in pool
I Am The Stubber: i played sick
I Am The Stubber: yeh she was there for the whol diggities thing
tinkeebot 3000: ahahaha
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tinkeebot 3000: hes telling me about it, and i said yeah wasnt caitlin there at that point?
Nallsrox: oh
tinkeebot 3000: and he said yeah she was there the whole time
Nallsrox: gotcha
Nallsrox: yeah he said you have no diggities
Nallsrox: for anyone or anything
tinkeebot 3000: ahaha why did he say that?
Nallsrox: i dunno, what were you talking to him about
Nallsrox: ahaha
tinkeebot 3000: no idea!
Nallsrox: when i came in you guys were talking about something with being horny
tinkeebot 3000: ahahaha
Nallsrox: and he told you you don't respect me
Nallsrox: haha
tinkeebot 3000: fuck that old man!
tinkeebot 3000: well cuz when I first went in he mentioned how he saw some girls and they gave him a hard on for the first time in a long time, then when we went in it went away!
So Spring Break is over, but there were adventures! Let's seeee...
Getting Home
Now this was a real bitch, I was driving and it was fine and all, but my engine kept getting real hot, so I'd slow down and it would cool a little, so I got coolant at a gas station off Exit 19 in NJ, like 12 miles after the water gap, and everything seemed fine, then I'm like 10 miles from the GW and my engine overheats like crazy, so I pull over and all the coolant is dripping down from the engine onto the street, so I waited a while for the engine to cool hoping after that I could just make it to the Bronx and get more coolant, but I drove like 50 yards and the engine heated again, so I was sitting there and a tow truck came and I ended up spending the next 4 hours in a mechanics office...one positive: I ate a sandwich called 'the rustler' at a diner! This was in Englewood, NJ
Parkside Friday Night
So Wachtel, Apf, Staake, and I did a power hour in Wachtel's garage that night (though a certain someone stopped at like 35 minutes) and then we got a ride to the Parkside (thank you Katie) and when I walk into the parkside, guess who I see, Cousin Brian!!! It was great, a raucous affair in which my friends and Brian's friends got drunk and Wachtel was stealing pitchers, actually leaning over the bar and filling his pitcher when the bartender wasn't looking, though he did get caught at one point. The words I would use to describe that night would be sloshedly exciting.
Slint
Now this night was an adventure! Cousin Bernie and I went into the city to see Slint at Irving Plaza, so we started the night with 40's on the train, then we got to Penn and bought tallboys and filled taco bell cups with them and drank those as we walked to IP, Bernie took a piss on some building along the way, so we get outside Irving and Bernie had an extra slint ticket, you couldn't give the damn things away! it was ridiculous, everyone had extra tickets, so we go to the 119 (bar) before the show and meet up with Sponder, and several times Bernie steps outside and attempts to sell the ticket, each time failing, so I told him well just sell it to a scalper at a low price and he can profit from it, and he didn't want to at first, but finally was like ok I'll try, he goes up to this scalper and asks him, and I walk up and I'm like what'd he say, the scalper is like making scratch noises and rapping 'C Ya, C ya (scratch scratch) C ya' and Bernie is like, I asked and this was his response, I guess that's a no, and I just start laughing, the scalper didn't even notice us though, weird! So we went inside and listened to SLint, who were awesome, and now is a side story ( So one of the times Bernie went outside the bar to sell his ticket, he's like, I went out there and a scalper was holding this kid up against the wall, so I just told the police, now when we get into the show Bernie sees that kid and his friends, and hes like what happened? Apparently they got ripped off by a scalper so they trashed his car, and Bernie was like whoa, cuz I saw you and the kids girlfriend is like 'well thanks for helping' What the fuck? So whatd she want Bernie to do? Beat up a scalper (which is not a wise idea) because these dumb fucks trashed a car? Fuck off girlfriend!) Ok so after the show we take a cab back to Penn and outside this guy starts talking to me, and somehow it comes up that he's gay, and he says something like 'I'll suck ya dick!' or 'I aint gonna suck ya dick' so I dunno if he was coming on to me (in a rather crude way) or if he was saying like, relax just cuz im gay doesnt mean ill attack you (though I wasnt worried anyway) so then hes like, yeah see those two cops, they're big dudes right!? and im like yeah, i guess, and hes like damn they'd kick my ass if they wanted to, and I was like yeah I guess so? so then he told me I seemed cool and if I come back into the city we should hang out, so he wanted my #, I gave him a fake and when he went to get a pen and paper from a newsstand I ran into Penn, where Bernie was waiting. When we got back to Wantagh we went into Guido Mulligan's and talked to some folk, and then when we tried to leave these ladies were all like no those are our cabs, even though one was going the same place as we were, she wouldnt let us in her cab (they had 2 cabs) so I was like fine, take your cab, and we just waited for another, then we went to Cartney's house and were there for a little while, then stopped at the Parkside which was closed, then went back to Bernies and woke Brian up, then ate pizza and bagels, Side note: Earlier that day I helped Bernie move some stuff to his new place in Long Beach, very nice, a 2 minute walk from the beach, where is Party Central? (like those old comedy central commercials where a voice just asked 'where is comedy central?')
Smaller stuff
One night at the Parkside this woman started to tell us a story, she was like 'when I was younger...' and I cut her off with 'oh, when the dinosaurs roamed?' and she got sooo fucking pissed, I was like 'I was just joking, relax' and she looked like she was gonna sock me, so then shes like 'how old do you think I really am?' and I was like 'uhmm, 36?' and she was like 'WHAT?!?! Are you kidding? I'm 29!' so I said 'oh sorry' so then she went into the bathroom and we were leaving, so I yelled '36 was being generous!' and we left
The night before Apf's birthday, we went to Boss Croker's and he got drunk, I drove, and when we were coming back we stopped at Calvacca's house and we were just parked outside and cops just pulled up behind me, lights flashing, long story short I did a breathalyzer and passed.