I Am A Slut
Hey I'm not a prostitute or a skank
I don't live on King and James
I don't give blow jobs for free
I dn't know jaja, pinky or coco from Hooters but I'm sure they can dance really well.
I have a pimp not a boss.
I can't spoke proper inglish or american.
You say it blow job not b.j get it right when you ask idots.
I can proudly fuck 15 guys at once I believe in high pay not sucky sucky five dollars
And oral sex is the bomb,
A thong can be warn in the work place and not wearing a top is fine too.
Its pronounced erection not eruption.
Sluts get paid way more then doctor,
Being a slut is the kinkiest job around and the best part of the universe.

My name is Pinacolada
And I am a Slut!!

(special thanks to Susana Capeloa for sending me this)
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