| I Am Polish |
| I'm not a hot dog salesman, a painter or a school janitor. I don't live in a basement, I don't eat kalbasa and perogies every night and I don't ride a hourse. I did not come over here on a boat. And I don't know Zbigniew, Marek, Vacek from War Shaw. Although I'm certain they're very, very bald people. I drink vodka, not beer. I don't use leavs as toliet paper. I believe in open bars at weddings not cash. And i pronounce it something, not samfing. I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during the world cup even though we are never in it. Cukier is sugar, Piowo is beer, and the Pope is polish. And it is prounced w pierdole, not shh pieredoll. Poland is the ONLY country where vodka is cheaper than water, and 10 year olds can out drink any North American, And yes our woman do shave their legs, pits, and moustache. My name is Margaret And I am Polish |